OAOAST Syndicated - 1/12/08

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Brought to you by American Express

Taped: January 10th 2007

First air date:January 12th 2007 (check local listings for airings in your area)

Announce team: Tony Schiavone, Jesse Ventura

Lead corespondent:Tony Brannigan

 

***Christ Air Express Vs Spencer Reiger and Mr.X***

The Nerdly twins displayed amazing chemistry as a team with constant tags, and high impact double team after high impact double team on a severely out classed Reiger. Eventually Mr.X was able to get the tag but his performance against the Express was every bit as futile and pathetic as his partner. The finish to the lopsided squash came when MEL used the Melanoma Sitout Powerslam on Mr.X, and MARV followed up with the Marvellousity for a pin. After the contest was over, Reiger foolishly tried to attack the Canadians, but was handily beaten down and discarded with the Pearly Gates- Flatliner/Enziguri combo.

 

Winner: By pinfall Christ Air Express

 

After the first commercial break, MARV and MEL were still at ringside, signing autographs for the fans. Unfortunately their impromptu autographs session was interrupted by Blondie's Call Me. Onto the entrance stage came The Beverly Hills Blonds and the Siclopse toting Molly Nerdly. As this is only an hour show, The Blonds wasted no time in getting right to the point, accusing the twins of cheating in their opening Anderson Cup match. The boys were aghast at this comment, but The Blonds continued to rant about the CAE taking away their Anderson Cup chances and robbing them of the bonus money that goes long with advancing through the rounds. The CAE grew tired of being insulted and ran up the ramp to pick a fight with The Blonds. However, the BHBs and Molly quickly retreated backstage.

 

The OAOAST rewind sponsored by Sony flashbacked to the the NYS battle royal, showing both Colombian Heat's victory and CPA's misfortunes with Moracca

 

***Christopher Patrick Allen Vs Moracca of Los Diablos***

Moracca took surprising control of the contest during the opening minutes, using his speed to run CPA ragged. But one stiff punch from Allen floored the luchadore and allowed the ex boxer to take control of the bout. For several minutes Allen beat Moracca from pillar to post, and there were moments where it seemed that the Mexican wouldn't be able to answer a ten count. But Moracca staged a late match comeback, nearly pinning Allen with several victory rolls and sunset flips. His luck would later run out, as Allen finally defeated him with the dominator. After the match, Mariachi came into the ring to check on his partner's welfare. Proving the old saying no good deed goes unpunished to be correct, Mariachi was struck with a dominator by CPA!

 

Winner: By pinfall CPA

 

The second edition of the House of Worship began with Abdullah Abir Nerdly offering prayer and thanks to Theodore Moneymaker for investing time and money into the creation of the show. Once the ass kissing was over he brought out The Blonds and Molly as his guests. After congratulating each other on both having successful talk shows, The Blonds picked up right where they left off earlier in the show, rambling on and on about the trickery of MARV and MEL. They claimed MARV and MEL had no business being ranked as high as they were in the Anderson Cup, and didn't even deserve a place in the actual tournament! This drew the smoking HAWT~! skaters onto the set as unscripted guests. But, The Blonds once again wanted nothing to do with the Express and along with the show's host and his sister, ran far far away.

 

***Jamie O'Hara Vs Vinny Valentine***

 

Before the match, the two wrestlers engaged in a crowd judged dance off, which O'Hara won easily. Early on in the bout, Valentine managed to neutralize O'Hara with rest holds, and submission attacks. At one point, the disco duck was even on the verge of submitting the Englishman with an armbar. But, O'Hara would turn the tables once he found his speed game. Valentine was assailed with high flying attacks that he had no answer for. Though he hit a few scattered power moves here and there, Vinny V was eventually done in by an Inverted Hurricanrana followed by the Da Bling Thing Shooting Star Legdrop.

 

Winner: By pinfall Jamie O'Hara

 

At the interview stage, or whatever the fuck its official title is, world champion turned world class interviewer Tony Brannigan spoke with Angle Award winning couple Logan and Holly. Logan explained the absence of the other two members of The Rocker family by noting that Synth was wasted at the hotel lobby, and Abdullah was still on the run with The Blonds from his brothers, MARV and MEL. Holly and Logan split the talking duties, each vowing that The Rockers would see better days, and regain their titles. They mentioned that losing the titles was an even bigger tragedy then their exclusion from the rock n roll of fame. They both promised that every day The Gunslingers hold the belt, they're in danger of incurring unspeakable acts of violence from The Rockers.

 

Highlights from last Thursday's HeldDOWN were shown in addition to a preview for the upcoming Anderson Cup matches on the 1/17 HeldDOWN~!

 

NEXT WEEK ON HELDDOWN~!

More First Round Anderson Cup Action

THE ENTERPRISE vs. RESCUE 911 & LOS DIABLOS DE FEUGO VS. Nathaniel Black/Jamie O'Hara

 

The view switched to the parking garage, where the near breathless foursome of Molly, Abdullah, Ned and Simon continued their escape from the CAE. Too tired to continue running, but unwilling to face down the Express, the four hid themselves within the trunk of a vacant limo! Though the hood couldn't even close properly it did its job of concealing the group from the CAE.

 

***Vitamin X Vs ThunderKid***

 

The match began with a great deal of trash talk from the X-Man. His jaw jacking quickly erupted into a huge brawl that poured from the ring and spilled onto the outside area. The unruly slug fest became even more violent when Vitamin X low blowed (blown?) Thunderkid and snap suplexed him onto the steel entrance ramp. The brawl continued with Vitamin X dominating through the usage of steel steps, barricades, and the announce table (frightening Tony Schiavone!). At the request of referee Nick Patrick, the match was brought back into the ring. Unfortunately for Vitamin this meant Thunderkid was able to take control of the bout with some decent mat wrestling. He slowly picked apart the X-Man, focusing on crippling him with variations of the ankle lock. VX would however turn the tables on his foe; after shattering the last ankle lock attempt he attacked Kid with The Overdose a double armed suplex into a neckbreaker. From there the two traded signature holds, with X seeming to hold the advantage until Kid hit his finisher the Thunderbolt Brainbuster DDT. No pin was made, though, thanks to Spanish Fly's sudden appearance on the apron. Thunderkid left the ring and chased Fly on the outside. But, while VX distracted Patrick, Kid was assailed by Cuban Wall who handcuffed him to the ring post! Without any chance of his opponent escaping and reentering the ring, Vitamin was able to secure an easy count out victory.

 

Winner: By countout Vitamin X

 

The show ended with the various members of the Lightening Crew retreating up the ramp, pointing and laughing at an enraged and still handcuffed Thunderkid.

Edited January 12, 2008 by Patty O'Green