Xavier Cromartie 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 Schedule: 15 January: 2 hours of Philadelphia auditions. 16 January: 2 hours of Dallas auditions. Other audition cities (1 hour each): San Diego, CA Charleston, SC Omaha, NE Miami, FL Atlanta, GA Amalgamation episode 12 February: Hollywood episode. 13 February: Semi-finalists selection. 19 & 20 February: Semi-finals begin. 11 March: Top 12. 21 May: Finale. Links: http://www.americanidol.com/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Idol_(season_7) http://www.votefortheworst.com/ http://www.dialidol.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 that dude just said he loves girls from their hair to their nipples. Borat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 I'm not sure if it's on tonight but this morning on my radio station they played one audition. A guy came in with a song to sing to Paula and it was telling her how he'd break into her house and try on her underwear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xavier Cromartie 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Oh man, how about that gunt on Temptress's mom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 I'm not sure if it's on tonight but this morning on my radio station they played one audition. A guy came in with a song to sing to Paula and it was telling her how he'd break into her house and try on her underwear. If she was a bathtub, he'd cork her... Yeah, that song just got creepier and creepier as it went along. Oddly, when he first spoke with a breathy "hiii Paula" I thought "He sounds like a stalker". Funny how right I was. Did he honestly think he was romantic??? Thats the even creeper thought. I liked the Star Wars geek. Her song started out alright. With a bit of training, perhaps she'd be even better. I like that they edited her rant over the ending when she was basically speaking the truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 How was that? She was the generic one, sprouting her whiny loser cliched anti-idol shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 No, her speech at the end was ironic, since the crowd of winners was clearly pretty diverse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Cage fighting horse training chick is definitely making it to the Final 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Kristy Lee Cook Already some debate about her since she already had a record deal (Britney's country label) and will likely get heat for her confederate flag waving videos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foleyfanforever88 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 I think I'm in love with Kristy Lee Cook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Kristy Lee Cook Already some debate about her since she already had a record deal (Britney's country label) and will likely get heat for her confederate flag waving videos. There's debate about a lot of the people who made it through this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milliondollarchamp 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Am I the only person who thought that Alexis Cohen is made for the WWE? Come on, some of those ladies would KILL to be able to deliver a speech like that. I think they are goin to start pushing Kristy to win and try to create another Carrie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 "If she were Columbo, I'd Peter Falk her" Awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 The guy in the Slave Leia outfit had me rolling. He got out approximately half a second of "Dont Cha" before Simon and Randy made him stop and leave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Did anyone else think that Milo guy's "No Sex" (or whatever) song sounded like it could've been some weird early '80s punk tune? I was amused by it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C Dubya 04 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 I'm not sure if it's on tonight but this morning on my radio station they played one audition. A guy came in with a song to sing to Paula and it was telling her how he'd break into her house and try on her underwear. If she was a bathtub, he'd cork her... Yeah, that song just got creepier and creepier as it went along. Oddly, when he first spoke with a breathy "hiii Paula" I thought "He sounds like a stalker". Funny how right I was. Did he honestly think he was romantic??? Thats the even creeper thought. I liked the Star Wars geek. Her song started out alright. With a bit of training, perhaps she'd be even better. I like that they edited her rant over the ending when she was basically speaking the truth. Did anyone else think that Milo guy's "No Sex" (or whatever) song sounded like it could've been some weird early '80s punk tune? I was amused by it. Both of these guys are local Philadelphia singing comedian types. That's the problem with Idol now. They let through people who are just trying to suck/be weird. It's never honest anymore. Although, I thought that the stalker song was pretty funny, especially when he said "shut up Simon, you're ruining the moment". But yeah, neither of those were honest auditions. Also, the editing is getting a bit out of control now. This is the first time I noticed something so blatent, but the girl in the pink dress who kind of yelled her song came in wearing two earrings, sang with one and then amazingly was wearing two again. Yeah, nice cut job there Fox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 I think they are goin to start pushing Kristy to win and try to create another Carrie. If she makes it semi-far, she can probably parlay that to an EliteXC or BodogFight contract... btw, I love how they play around with the backstories. According to that MySpace profile, Kristy actually lives in Dallas, and hasn't lived in that log cabin for a "few years". Slave Leia guy managed to do two things: destroy every guy's Slave Leia fantasy and caused most people to wince with the bumper shots of him getting waxed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darthtiki 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Last night was the lowest rated premiere in 4 years Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milliondollarchamp 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 the sight of Temptress the linebacker crying made me think of "That's my quarterback" /T.O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 Alright, I gotta say, that was a great ending.I couldn't stop laughing. We're brothers forever. Haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 Simon is right. Brothers Forever will be a top charting hit within the end of the week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 The last guy was surprisingly good. Kept going through all their encouragement, and could even belt it out. Seems the only thing that really got in the way was the accent. I was waiting for them to make a 'The only thing in Texas are steers and queers' joke. And, they did! Well, in a way. "Wow, a guy in a dress, ha ha ha, thats funny! Thats LOL! Lets put it on screen!" Hey, some of them were hot. I don't mind saying so. Nail Biter Dude especially. Cute, and psycho, and he could sing. He has my vote. Whats with all the blondes this season? Or the random, tear-filled histories? Okay, that last isn't too out of the ordinary. But it seems so pointless. "I was on meth. And I'm a mom." Gee, I wonder if she'll go through. Oh, she did. Color me surprised. Please. Also, could they have humped Kelly Clarkson any more in the past two hours? Goodness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 That Drew farmer dude... yeah one of the Final Five... he fits in line with what America wants. So, Hot martial arts chick can be your Clarkson, Underwood, or whatever. Drew fits in with the country aspect, not as unpolished as Buckey, and seems like he could clean up into something decent, they'll shape him into it. All they need is their Bo Bice, Daughtry type of person, maybe something new... probably an emo chick, yeah they'll go with that. Also can't forget overweight black chick who can belt out the tunes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 They had the pesudo punk/emo chick last year. Don't forget the hot chick who can't sing and survives on looks alone as well as the comedy/wtf character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 Hmm, forgot about that... so I wonder if they'll have a new type of character to introduce? Can't forget that they always need a cute young chick who they can't believe that she's actually in this. I'll say a 16 year old this time around, probably Hispanic background. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xavier Cromartie 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 Renaldo Lapuz - We're Brothers Forever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 That's a #1 Jam in the making. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milliondollarchamp 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 They need to go ahead and re-chirsten the show 'America's Next Top Carrie Underwood'. Meth girl Jessica Brown was fascinating. "When I first started singing again, I sang "Jesus take the wheel so I can take a hit off this pipe quick. Did Virgin Boy actually say that he planned on having his first kiss at the altar? I was waiting for Simon to ask him but how many boys have you kissed? his dad hugged him just a tad too long there's something not right with that family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 his dad hugged him just a tad too long there's something not right with that family. Anyone can look not right on camera, especially when put on the spot. Didn't help that their preview before commercial made it seem like the two were boyfriends then, oh gee, they're family! I thought it was rather sweet and refreshing to see a guy wanting to wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 "Simon goes down on a lot of people" This show doesn't know how to handle a good joke when it's RIGHT THERE! I mean, at least do a shot of Ryan doing a "well...yeah" face or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
