Now To Break The Russo News

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

You: Hey, I heard that a former WCW champion is returning to the WWF?

 

Them: Is it Goldberg?

 

You: Goldberg was never in the WWF

 

Them: Scott Steiner?

 

You: No... give up?

 

Them: Yes

 

You: It's Vince Russo!

 

Them: Fuck! that son of a bitch?

 

You: Yeah.

 

Them: Maybe he'll finally wrestle John Rocker

 

You: Uh.. sure.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

You: Hey, I heard that a former WCW champion is returning to the WWF?

 

Them: Is it Goldberg?

 

You: Goldberg was never in the WWF

 

Them: Scott Steiner?

 

You: No... give up?

 

Them: Yes

 

You: It's Vince Russo!

 

Them: Fuck! that son of a bitch?

 

You: Yeah.

 

Them: Maybe he'll finally wrestle John Rocker

 

You: Uh.. sure.

hahahahahahaha

[Guest RetroRob215]

Here is my try, this is for real:

 

Me: I heard that a former WCW champion is returning to the WWF?

Them: oh who i dont know them

Me: you do

Them: goldberg?

Me: he was never in the WWF

Them: who was the wcw champion?

Me: VINCE RUSSO

Them: who the hell is that?

Them: is he old?

Me: he was the "owner" guy of WCW towards the end

Me: he sucked a lot

Them: ohhh yea!!

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

Marks have short memories. i doubt theyll remember him,

[Guest Nevermortal]

Easy Way to Break the News: Don't.

 

If he's just going to be the writer, then there's no need to point him out or anything.

 

If he's not just going to be the writer, then fuck the WWE.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

So then...I'm the only one who wants a Vince vs. Vince battle of the former champions match?

[Guest BigTim2002]

BPS, even though you rule and all, I really wouldn't want to see that, since, well, NEITHER of them can wrestle. I am really disgusted that Vince still can't wrestle a good match

[Guest Austin3164life]

You: Hey, man, guess who else is coming back to the WWF?

 

Them: The ULTIMATE WARRIOR?!

 

You: Hmm, no try again

 

Them: Jake The Snake!

 

You: Uhh no.....

 

Them: Well, who is it

 

You: Former Senior Booker, Vince Russo

 

Them: Who the fuck is Vince Russo? Is it Vince McMahon lookin' like someone else?

 

You: No, he pretty much ran everything from 1998-1999, then he went in WCW and made himself a Champion and was the annoying Brooklyn-esque character.....

 

Them: WCW SUCKS!! WWF Rules man, who cares about WCW!!

 

You: