alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2008 [i]Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody[/i] plays, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow comes through the curtains, followed by Jumbo. COLE And we're ready for first-round Anderson Cup action! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a first-round match in the Anderson Cup tournament! Introducing first, they are the #6 seed in the Los Infernales bracket! Weighing in at a combined weight of 830 pounds...introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada......DEUCCCCCCE DEUCCCCCCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWii!!! *crowd cheers* BUFFER His tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! COACH Well, this would be a big upset if Deuce and Jumbo could hand a defeat to Team Heyross! COLE And the winner of this one will meet the Heavenly Rockers in the next round, as they picked up a win over the South Central Militia two weeks ago! Jumbo and Deuce take a lap around the ring to give fives to the fans, then climb in and wait in their corner as [i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits and Team Heyross walks through the curtains. BUFFER Their opponents, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...they are the #3 seed in the Los Infernales Bracket...the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! COLE And even though Team Heyross is a 3 seed, I've got to think they've got as good of a shot as anyone in this thing! COACH I definitely agree, Cole, this is a tremendous tag team! Team Heyross slides into the ring and pose on the buckles, then, as Deuce drops his jacket outside the ring, both men hop down and dropkick him over the top rope! *DING DING DING* COLE And we're under way! Jumbo goes after Benjamin, but gets jumped from behind by Moss, and a double-team ensues. Moss and Benjamin hammer on the back of Jumbo, then send him across the ring. Jumbo ducks a double clothesline, and flattens them with one of his own! COLE And a big double clothesline from Jumbo! Moss retreats to a corner, and Jumbo waits for him to get to his feet, and whips Benjamin across into him. At this point, Deuce is back in the ring, and Jumbo grabs him by the arm and whips him into Team Heyross! Jumbo then backs into the far corner, getting the crowd into it, and charges, piling into all three men! COLE And Team Heyross crushed in the corner, bailing out! COACH Deuce and Jumbo able to make a quick comeback from that sneak attack, and Team Heyross is in trouble! Jumbo and Deuce follow them out and engage in a slugfest, winning handily. Jumbo then grabs Moss, and Deuce grabs Benjamin, and Team Heyross is whipped into one another! Jumbo then tosses Moss into the ring, and executes a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match, and Jumbo gets two! Jumbo tags in Deuce, then bodyslams Moss. Deuce measures Moss, and drops a big elbow! COLE Big-time elbowdrop from Deuce Deuce Bigelow! Deuce gets up, backs into the ropes, and drops another! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce gives Moss a gutwrench suplex, then tags in Jumbo, who holds Moss back for a savate kick before Deuce exits the ring. COLE Nice kick from Deuce, as he and Jumbo are making quick tags! Jumbo hits a backbreaker on Moss, then sits down and applies a camel clutch! COLE Submission hold applied by Jumbo! COACH And that's a lot of weight for Moss to try to move across the ring! But he doesn't have to, because Benjamin jumps into the ring and nails Jumbo from behind. Jumbo stares down Benjamin as the referee ushers him out of the ring, then picks up Moss and tags Deuce. Jumbo assists Deuce in an Irish whip, and they drop Moss with a double elbow! As the referee ushers out Jumbo, Deuce runs to the ropes, only to have Benjamin pull them down and send him crashing to the floor! COACH Smart move by Quentin Benjamin! COLE And now Deuce is hurting on the floor! Benjamin gloats about his feat, as Deuce attempts to slide back into the ring, but is stomped back down to the floor. He then jumps down and rolls Deuce back into the ring. He gets a tag from Moss, goes to the top rope, and drills Deuce with a missile dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Big move from Quentin Benjamin, but it only gets a two-count! Benjamin whips Deuce into the ropes, and hits a Frankensteiner! COACH Nice move right there! That's a lot of momentum needed to take over a 400-pounder like that! He then tags in Moss, who picks him up and executes a Russian legsweep! Cover... 1... 2... Deuce kicks out again! COLE But Deuce keeps kicking out! Moss picks up Deuce and tags in Benjamin, and the duo executes a double-bodyslam! Both men then drop elbows on Deuce, before Moss exits the ring. COACH And this right here is why Team Heyross is so dangerous! Great double-team moves! Benjamin drags Deuce over to the ropes, then chokes him by pushing his knee into the back of his head! The referee counts, and Benjamin releases at four. Moss jumps off the apron and does some more choking as the referee restrains Benjamin. This draws Jumbo into the ring, and the official meets him as Moss slides into the ring, and he and Benjamin quickly hit the DOUBLE GOOZLE on Deuce! COLE And there's the Double Goozle from Team Heyross! Benjamin covers, as Jumbo gets out and the referee counts... 1... 2... But Deuce kicks out yet again! COLE And still, they can't keep Deuce down! COACH He can probably smell your hot dog over here, and that keeps him going! COLE Oh, stop! COACH Hurry up and eat that, that's a foreign object! Moss chokes away at Deuce, breaking at the referee's four-count. Moss then ascends the top rope, and comes off...right onto the raised boot of Deuce! COLE And now Deuce with a chance to make a tag! However Moss lands right by his corner, and is easily able to tag Benjamin in time for him to stop a tag attempt with a running elbowdrop to the back! Benjamin then turns and delivers a cheap shot to Jumbo, drawing him into the ring! The referee restrains him as Moss comes back in, and gives Deuce a slingshot, right into a Benjamin superkick! COLE More great teamwork from Team Heyross, as the referee's back is turned! Benjamin covers... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Moss immediately comes back into the ring, and he and Benjamin set up a double suplex. However, Deuce is somehow able to block, and amazingly suplexes both members of Team Heyross! COLE And a great show of power by Deuce! NOW can he make a tag? Deuce pulls himself towards an anxious Jumbo, as Moss starts to come to. Deuce inches closer and closer, and then, as Moss is just about to pull him back, Deuce falls into Jumbo and MAKES THE TAG~! COLE Tag made, and it's Jumbo in there! Moss tries to beg off, but Jumbo scores with a foot to the midsection, then whips him into the ropes, and gives him a BIG backdrop! Clothesline for Benjamin! Clothesline for Moss! Jumbo gives Benjamin a trapped-arm belly-to-belly, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Moss saves! Moss and Benjamin pound on Jumbo, then whip him to the ropes, but Jumbo ducks a double clothesline and takes both men down with a running shoulderblock! COLE And Jumbo came in there like a runaway freight train! Jumbo then sets Moss on the top rope and follows him up. COLE And Jumbo could be going for his superplex here! However, before he can go up, Benjamin comes in with a knee to the back from behind. Moss stands up on the top rope, as Benjamin holds Jumbo, then comes off...but Jumbo moves, and Moss nails Benjamin inadvertently! COLE Miscommunication from Team Heyross, and this could be the big chance for Jumbo and Deuce! Deuce drags Benjamin into the corner and hammers away, as Jumbo hammers away on Moss. Deuce charges Benjamin, as Jumbo sets Moss up for the the FINAL CUT~! COACH Uh-oh...this doesn't look good for Team Heyross! Benjamin dodges Deuce's charge, and Deuce tumbles right to the floor! Benjamin then climbs to the top rope, and hits a big knee to the back of Jumbo. Moss gets up, and he and Benjamin join up for a DOUBLE FLATLINER~! COLE Big move from Team Heyross! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH YES! *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! COLE Great effort from Jumbo and Deuce, but it's Team Heyross who will advance in the 2008 Anderson Cup! COACH And what a matchup that sets up, Cole! COLE Absolutely, Team Heyross vs The Heavenly Rockers! 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