Non-writing Roles For Russo In The Wwf

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

My role for Russo.

 

Vinnie Ru becomes Vince Jr., the man revealed as a mercenary that helped destroy the competition thru his actions.

 

Then Mr. McMahon and Vince Jr. can job to some face... or Benoit. Or Jim Cornette.

 

But, I wouldn't put the tag team titles on the Vince Connection. Who'd put a title on Vince Russo?

[Guest Kingpk]

I'd just put him in a round room and tell him to look for the box in the corner marked "1996 tapes".

 

Either that, or send him to fetch Stephanie the finest lotions from around the world.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I'd just put him in a round room and tell him to look for the box in the corner marked "1996 tapes".

 

Either that, or send him to fetch Stephanie the finest lotions from around the world.

Are you saying that Russo is an expert at knowing which hand lotion is best?

[Guest AM The Kid]

He can wash Rikishi's thong, and purchase Vince Mcmahon's condoms...while accidently poking little holes in all of them.

[Guest Kingpk]

I'd just put him in a round room and tell him to look for the box in the corner marked "1996 tapes".

 

Either that, or send him to fetch Stephanie the finest lotions from around the world.

Are you saying that Russo is an expert at knowing which hand lotion is best?

Well, when you stroke your own ego so much, you don't want unnecessary chafing.

[Guest RetroRob215]

New member of the "Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club"? Now that would be entertaining TV.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

New assistant for Tazz. His duties will include smacking Cole whenever he says something stupid.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Triple H's personal jobber.

 

Oh, wait, Triple H already has 2 of those. COUGHAngleandJerichoCOUGH.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Triple H's personal jobber.

 

Oh, wait, Triple H already has 2 of those. COUGHAngleandJerichoCOUGH.

well then, Russo can manage Jericho and Angle.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

Triple H's personal jobber.

 

Oh, wait, Triple H already has 2 of those. COUGHAngleandJerichoCOUGH.

only 2, i thought he had the entire smackdown roster as a personal bitch this week?

[Guest razazteca]

Russo will be the official Limo/Hummer Driver for all "special guest" on RAW, who show up fashionable late

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Russo will return and reveal that he has impregnated Stephanie.