The Official "alwayspissedoff Sucks" Thread

[Guest The Superstar]

No Nezbyte, this thread is INTENSE~

 

Oh btw, Zacalex gives blowjobs to Treble Cleft.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Yes it is. This thread has completely bitten Zackahelkelxxkekes on the ass.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

::BPP BELTSHOTS ZACA for his insane stupidity::

 

I mean, seriously, I gotta back up my fellow OaOasTer's here...Zaca, you suck...APO rules, and should be a backstage announcer for us...I mean,the gimmick writes itself!

 

Before I leave this thread

 

::BPP sets up Zaca and hits a SynChronicity Bomb (Facing full-nelson chokeslam) on the Belt. Zaca is out cold::

 

::Always Pissed off comes by and pisses on Zaca's unconscious body::

 

APO: Better to be Always Pissed Off than Always Pissed On!

[Guest Angle-plex]

Who is Zackahelkelxxkekes and why do you all hate him anyways?

[Guest The Superstar]

Because he made a flaming thread for a guy everyone respects. Zaca had no facts to back up his claims, and after my first reply the tables turned. Now everyone's been flaming Zaca. He said disses weren't invented until the year 2000. He says swears are only for mature people, yet HE swears.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

and he says he has "friends" online on this board

[Guest Angle-plex]

Sounds like an idiot.

 

On a side note, we need a Test mark on The Smark Forums. Arguments with him/her would be fun!

[Guest Anglesault]

That means Zacalex gives blowjobs to Treble Cleft.

Sault, can you show that blowjob emoticon to relive old times?

The blow job is no longer online.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

He said disses weren't invented until the year 2000.

That's what killed me. His little "I know everything, you guys don't. I'm not gay, but you are" bullshit is just annoying. But he's good for comic relief, I'll give him that.

[Guest The Superstar]

I'd like to see the people he mentioned as 'friends', like RetroRob actually agree with Zacalex.

 

Well thats all for me today, I can't wait to see if he's replied by tomorrow.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

or maybe one of his friends will reply for him

[Guest Anglesault]

Will they call us "silly" "gay" or "stupid"

[Guest Angle-plex]

Maybe Ghast is his friend and then he can wish death on us.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

So we'll be dead silly fags?

 

jeez.

[Guest Flyboy]

That means Zacalex gives blowjobs to Treble Cleft.

Sault, can you show that blowjob emoticon to relive old times?

The blow job is no longer online.

I don't know if it's the same one... but...

 

[Guest Nezbyte]

On a side note, we need a Test mark on The Smark Forums. Arguments with him/her would be fun!

I've been feilding that role for the last 20 minutes.....

[Guest Anglesault]

STUPID silly dead fags

[Guest Flyboy]

Oh blah... with the light background you can't see the penis or the semen.. oh well.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"kick his ass seabass!!!"

 

That was GOLD.

 

Related to the insults dribbled out by Zackalex-whatever's verbal diharrea, I'm REALLY tired of gay being synonymous with stupid or silly.

 

However, this Z-fellow must be one of the biggest idiots I have ever been privy to on this board. To know in my mind that someone like this exists on the planet, wasting my oxygen and food supply while doing nothing but contributing to the waste management problem is sickening. People like Z-fellow are the archaetypal teenage male these days. They don't contribute to society in any particularly important fashion besides making a better case for condescendence by adults. They refuse to use reason, refuse to use correct grammar or spelling, it is as if they want to be exploited and manipulated by much more intelligent people. Simply telling someone that they have sex with another person's mother over and over again is not an insult. Telling someone they suck dick is not an insult. Telling someone they are gay is not an insult. You have no grasp of sarcasm or wit. They are like so many loads of semen slipping through your fingers after masturbating over the idea that the latest band knows how you feel, they embody the suburban angst building up inside of you, and that idea makes you tingle in the pants. So you pull 'em down, and look at that one pubic hair that has sprouted on your polyp of a right testicle, and say "no one understands me but Staind Limp." Then you go for the tweezers and Crisco. Crisco can make anything stand in place, you know. Next you think about all the intellectual prowess you contain that is going to waste and apply a smidge of Crisco to the tweezers. Aha! Now your soldier will stand at attention! Your arms get quite the workout as you prepare to unleash this intellect on the world, this viscuous embodiment of your emotional, intellectual, and physical maturity. You plan to go show it to people to prove that you aren't a hopless loser, but when it finally comes out, it just slips through your fingers.

 

Where was I? Oh yeah.

 

You're a cocksucking gay asslicking poor excuse for a motherfucking cowfucker who likes it in the ass.

 

Was that more your speed?

 

Gad, that was an awful attempt at a flame. Ah well, it was my first try.

[Guest Incandenza]

Related to the insults dribbled out by Zackalex-whatever's verbal diharrea, I'm REALLY tired of gay being synonymous with stupid or silly.

 

However, this Z-fellow must be one of the biggest idiots I have ever been privy to on this board. To know in my mind that someone like this exists on the planet, wasting my oxygen and food supply while doing nothing but contributing to the waste management problem is sickening. People like Z-fellow are the archaetypal teenage male these days. They don't contribute to society in any particularly important fashion besides making a better case for condescendence by adults. They refuse to use reason, refuse to use correct grammar or spelling, it is as if they want to be exploited and manipulated by much more intelligent people. Simply telling someone that they have sex with another person's mother over and over again is not an insult. Telling someone they suck dick is not an insult. Telling someone they are gay is not an insult. You have no grasp of sarcasm or wit. They are like so many loads of semen slipping through your fingers after masturbating over the idea that the latest band knows how you feel, they embody the suburban angst building up inside of you, and that idea makes you tingle in the pants. So you pull 'em down, and look at that one pubic hair that has sprouted on your polyp of a right testicle, and say "no one understands me but Staind Limp." Then you go for the tweezers and Crisco. Crisco can make anything stand in place, you know. Next you think about all the intellectual prowess you contain that is going to waste and apply a smidge of Crisco to the tweezers. Aha! Now your soldier will stand at attention! Your arms get quite the workout as you prepare to unleash this intellect on the world, this viscuous embodiment of your emotional, intellectual, and physical maturity. You plan to go show it to people to prove that you aren't a hopless loser, but when it finally comes out, it just slips through your fingers.

 

Where was I? Oh yeah.

 

You're a cocksucking gay asslicking poor excuse for a motherfucking cowfucker who likes it in the ass.

 

Was that more your speed?

 

Gad, that was an awful attempt at a flame. Ah well, it was my first try.

 

Kotzenjunge, you fucking ROCK~! I am proud and honored that I serve under you in the State of America.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hmm, I thought that was a pretty bad attempt at a flame too. I guess I get points for length and trying(and failing) to get metaphorical.

[Guest Incandenza]

Nah, man, that was good. Don't be so hard on yourself.

[Guest chirs3]

Kotzen, that was hi-fucking-larious!

[Guest crandamaniac]

Zac, you're SILLY*

 

 

OMG! I called him Silly. I must be a racist.

 

 

Seriously man, grow up, learn how to insult somebody, and then come back here b/c you are getting

 

 

 

 

*see thread in video game folder (if it's still there) about "racist" reviewers

[Guest notJames]

Not to be a sideline point-and-laugher, but...

 

As a card-carrying member of the Misanthropic Thirty-Something Society, I applaud all your efforts to take down this infantile Zac-off a peg or two. Especially Superstar with his graphic tomfoolery and Kotzenjunge's extended diatribe. Impotent pre-teen Internet flame-boy-wannabes are good for only two things: target practice and good arguments for birth control.

 

Keep the flame alive...

 

 

(Sorry... I don't have the access, know-how, or wherewithall for posting those zany flame-icons. We senior citizens fear this thing you call "technology".

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

A thread dedicated to me that has almost 100 posts...

 

:::: sheds another tear ::::

 

What a glorious day!!!

[Guest J*ingus]

Damn Kotz, I wanted to get a word in here but you already flamed him so thoroughly that we'll need dental records to identify the body. Bravo, that was 0.85 Teale.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Well, that was only my first try, so imagine how it'll be when I'm actually experienced in being mean.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I believe this best describes Zacalex's lame ass attempt to flame me...

 

 

WHOO-HA!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

lol

so now all flaming is done on the teale scale

 

great...

 

in the grand tradition of threads dedicated to posters

 

::BPP borrows AS's aWosledge and gives Zaca 69 Testicle Sledges. Then BPP thanks AS for the use, and leaves to watch the world cup::