Promo : Depraved And Bored, Flexxx Is...

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

promo.start("IQ points", "lose", 55);

 

 

 

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MAN, THIS IS BORING. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ALL OVER NOW.

 

"Yaaaawwnn...."

 

Flexxx scratches his back and rubs his hand over his untamed whiskers, and twists sideways two times to purge the kinks out of his spine. Once his back pain fades away, the tired, beaten-down wrestler of the SJL lays back down and watches TV.

 

*sigh* "How could I not see this coming... I knew that once I took a misstep and went a little too overboard with my goddamn mouth, I would earn myself more trouble than I could eat with a crapshovel..."

 

Flexxx strains to move his body up, so he can grab that blasted remote control.

 

"...but for fuckin' chrissake, I didn't think I'd get SUSPENDED! Especially not by some careless goof like Edwin."

 

Channels switch on and off the TV screen, from the same old morning brainrot to even *more* of the same old morning brainrot! But nevertheless, Fletcher Callaway continues to ramble on and on to himself.

 

"Ugh, I just can't believe the nerve of that Brit! By hades and his self-whoring succubus, why doesn't the SWF restrict Edwin to working CALL-ATT? Not even Carrot-top deserves that kind of degradation, but I surely know someone who DOES!"

 

Whoo. On comes the Playboy channel, complete with hardcore XXX action on a daily basis. OH MY LORD, FLEXXX IS NOW BEINGZ 100%!

 

"Ah....... that's better!" Flexxx once again reclines into his chair.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..........

 

 

 

 

"BUT THIS IS JUST COMPLETELY INSANE!"

 

"How can I be left out of the SJL... my work... my revolution... my jihad to freedom... it just isn't complete!"

 

"How can we bring a new order to the JL if I'm sidebenched!? Chris Wilson, Mak Francis and Matt Myers... they maybe a very strong force all by themselves, but without me... the new sound ceases to exist!"

 

"I am the one that EMBODIES the revolution! Without me, there would be no guiding torch to burn down that crotchedy old order!"

 

 

 

 

Flexxx clicks the TV set off and lays down the remote, then stands himself back up and takes a deep breath.

 

He takes his time to sip a bottle of cold beer... which may be the only thing that can calm his nerves.

 

"But something's not right..."

 

"We're not a revolution. We're not clearing a path for ANYBODY to reform in this business."

 

 

 

 

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"FUCK. The hell with it... we're hypocrites and we don't even think to realize the truth! We're not a New Sound..."

 

 

"We are the SWO. No, even worse... we're that same old order of control freaks, hiding behind the curtains... the Smarks World Order is nothing more than a smorgasboard... yeah, a whole fucking smorgasboard of COWARDS! Hiding behind the same curtain, the same bodyguards, the same kind of green-eyed leader..."

 

 

 

"CHRIS WILSON... OF THE OLD ORDER..."

 

 

 

"That conniving bastard is one hell of a genius. I have to give him that, indeed. In one night, he manipulated me AND Poisyn like two dumbed-down wolves!"

 

 

 

 

 

.......................But now, my comrades, my joyride has broken down. And so will yours, sad to say. I wish it could've gone on just a little further on. My ride in the JL was fun while it lasted...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"...but THE MARCHING OF THE TOOLS HAS COME TO A HALT..."

 

 

 

 

"THIS MADNESS... THIS HALF-ASSED BALLAD OF THEIVES... ENDS... SOON!!!"

 

 

 

 

Nothing is left on the screen, besides the mild disturbance of a pair of eyes looking into the camera.

 

"This is Dan Williams, signing off... sorry if we didn't see eye to eye, Edwin. Maybe we will in the future. Maybe, on one day..."

 

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[Guest kelloggs]

So many shoots my head is spinning. Good job showing Fletcher's non-life after the JL. Sucks to be him. Damn Edwin, damn him to hell for suspending you. I'm sure we'll see you back soon Flexxx.

[Guest kelloggs]

EDIT: And I didn't see this one either. My bad Flexxx

[Guest kelloggs]

Edit: double post suuuuuckaaaaaaaaaaassss

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Triple-posting to raise your count is soso taboo, Mako.

 

At least try making all your posts different