alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2008 *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...this is the main event of the evening. Tonight, two outstanding tag teams BUTT heads, after fighting through a grueling tournament, to determine the WINNER of the coveted Anderson Cup! Ladies and gentlemen...THIS is the 2008 Anderson Cup Finals! ARE YOU READY? *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]St. Louis, Missouri...ARRRRRRRE YOUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYY???[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in St. Louis, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE E!!!!![/i] [i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits, and the crowd gets to its feet as Team Heyross makes its way to the ring. Moss and Benjamin get a mixed reaction of mostly cheers. COLE And as Team Heyross makes their way to the ring, right now we're going to send you to the men who will call this match, Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura! TONY Thank you, Michael, and here come the winners of the Los Infernales bracket, defeating the Christ Air Express just two weeks ago! JESSE And I've been working on my history, Tony Schiavone...it was two years ago in the Anderson Cup that the Sooner Bruisers and Team Heyross met in the second round, and the Sooners came out on top! TONY And that was a terrific match, just as this one figures to be! Benjamin does his pose on the buckle, then hops into the ring, as [i]Frankenstein[/i] hits and the Sooners come through the curtains, getting a rousing ovation. TONY And the crowd loves both of the Anderson Cup finalists here in St. Louis! JESSE I mentioned their prior Anderson Cup meeting, Schiavone, because I know Team Heyross keeps tabs on that stuff, and they remember what happened in this tournament two years ago! And I'm going to go on the record, I think Team Heyross will avenge that defeat here tonight, and win the 2008 Anderson Cup! TONY All the makings to be the greatest Anderson Cup Final in the history of our sport! JESSE If you keep saying that, you may be right one of these times, Schiavone, and it just might be tonight! The Sooners enter the ring, and Uber runs around the ring like a madman while Big Frank flexes his guns. TONY The Sooners are ready! Team Heyross is ready! Let's go back to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...this match is set for one fall, with a one-hour time limit! The winner will be awarded the 2008 Anderson Cup! Introducing the first team, to my left...at a combined weight of 486 and 1/2 pounds...they are the #3 seed from the Los Infernales bracket, and the Los Infernales Bracket champions...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRROSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]And their opponents, to my right...at a combined weight of 535 pounds even! They are former OAOAST tag team champions of the WORLD! They were the #2 seed in the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference, and the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference champions...THE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUISERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* Both teams go over strategy, then Uber and Benjamin step out, leaving Frank and Moss to start the match. *DING DING DING* Frank and Moss circles the ring, and Frank gets down low and tries to trip the leg of Moss, but Moss avoids it. Frank backs off, then moves in again slowly and catches Moss with a double-leg takedown! TONY And Frank taking down Charlie Moss! Moss quickly gets to the ropes, and Frank releases and backs off. Frank moves in once again, and ties up. Moss quickly takes Frank down with a fireman's carry, then hooks him in an armbar. Frank escapes the armbar, but Moss manages to hook him in a rear waistlock. Moss tries to bar the arm once again, but Frank goes into the ropes. Moss breaks, and backs off. Moss and Frank move in once again, and Frank quickly takes down Moss by his leg, and executes a spinning toe hold. TONY Now the spinning toe hold from Big Frank. After a struggle, Moss takes Frank down and spins through, ending up with Frank on his feet as Moss holds his leg. Moss gets back to his feet, but Frank grabs him in a front facelock. He then switches to a side headlock, forcing Moss back to the mat. JESSE And a nice side headlock by Big Frank! Moss gets back to his feet, and backs Frank into the ropes, then pushes him across. Moss drops down, then gets to his feet and leapfrogs Frank, but Frank comes back in strong, shoulderchecking him right out of the ring! JESSE Whoa! TONY Big shoulderblock by Big Frank, and Charlie Moss to the outside! Moss gathers himself, then rolls back inside. After brief council with Benjamin, he moves into Frank again. After reaching for each other's hands for a few seconds, Frank grabs the wrist of Moss and executes an armwringer, which Moss quickly counters to one of his own! Frank reverses back, then backs Moss into the ropes and whips him across. Frank goes for a slam, but Moss slips behind the back, and rolls him up in a reverse sunset! 1... 2... Kickout! Moss then catches Frank with an armdrag, and bars the arm. TONY Quick moves from Charlie Moss! JESSE It's been a standstill thus far, Tony! Moss picks up Frank, and brings him to the corner, where he tags in Benjamin. TONY And there's the first tag of the match! JESSE Quentin Benjamin, the high flyer from the University of Oregon! Benjamin wrings the arm twice, then bars it. However, Frank escapes with a scoop slam, then makes the tags to Uber! TONY And now a tag on the other side! Uber howls in the air, then runs around the ring, and moves in on Benjamin, quickly taking him down to the mat. Uber grabs a rear waistlock, but Benjamin quickly escapes, then the two struggle to escape numerous tieup attempts on the mat by the other. Both men then get to their feet and back off, as the crowd applauds. JESSE And Quentin Benjamin needs to stick with that speed, because he's giving up a lot of weight to these two! Benjamin ties up with Uber, and Uber quickly wrings the arm. He goes for an Irish whip, but Benjamin reverses, then drops down, but gets caught in a leapfrog attempt and powerslammed! TONY And there's a good example of that right there, another nice show of strength from the Sooner Bruisers! However, Uber misses on an elbowdrop attempt! JESSE But Uber telegraphed that elbow, and Benjamin quickly out of the way! Uber ducks a big kick from Benjamin, then delivers a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Uber bars the arm, but Benjamin does a roll on the mat followed by a front handspring, then wrings the arm of Uber! Uber goes for another back suplex, but Benjamin goes behind the back and executes a German suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! TONY A nice suplex on the big guy, but only able to get a two-count! However, Benjamin runs right into a SOONERLINE~! JESSE Whoa! The crowd howls at Uber, who howls right back, then tags Frank back in. Frank sets up Benjamin for an Irish whip, but Benjamin reverses. Frank ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a spinning wheel kick! TONY And a big kick from Quentin Benjamin! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin climbs onto the shoulders of Frank, and executes a victory roll! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin takes Frank down by both legs, then hooks them and rolls over on top... 1... 2... Frank gets his legs free and bridges out, then turns over, and hammers Benjamin on the back, and hooks the arm. TONY Suplex coming up! Frank drills Benjamin with a BUTTERFLY SUPLEX~! Benjamin arches his back in pain, as Frank pumps his fists. Cover... 1... 2... Moss saves! Tags are made on both sides, bringing in Uber and Moss. The two size each other up, then move in and tie up. Uber quickly takes Moss down with an armdrag, and bars the arm. Moss works his way to his feet, then scoops and slams Uber... but Uber rolls through and keeps the armbar! JESSE Nice presence of mind by Uber, to hold onto the armbar despite being slammed! Uber goes to a reverse half nelson and forces Moss down the mat... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Moss quickly spins around to his knees, then works his way to his feet, putting his hand on the chin of Uber and forcing him into the ropes, then whipping him across, dropping down, then catching him with a kneelift on the way back across! JESSE And a big knee to the midsection by Charlie Moss, Uber Bruiser really hurting! Moss picks up Uber, and delivers a headbutt, which leaves himself dazed while Uber just stares on, as the crowd howls! JESSE And that was a mistake, Schiavone! Uber moves in, but Moss gets a foot to the gut, and a scoop slam. He goes to drop an elbow, but Uber rolls out of the way! Uber then bars the arm again, and works his way to the reverse half nelson once again, forcing Moss down... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Moss gets to his knees again, then to his feet, and backs Uber into the ropes, whipping him across. Moss drops down, then catches Uber with a dropkick! TONY Nice dropkick from Charlie Moss! JESSE And I think both of these guys need to tag right here! But Moss grabs Uber and drops him with a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss hammers away on Uber, then hooks him in a sleeper! JESSE Sleeper! TONY Sleeperhold applied! Will this be the hold that decides the Anderson Cup? Uber struggles, but eventually starts to fade. JESSE He's fading, Tony! This could be it! Uber drops to his knees, and the referee lifts the arm. 1!!! 2!!! ...but Uber holds through! He steps up to his feet, and backs Moss into the corner, breaking the hold! However, he's still dazed, and Moss quickly regains his wits and locks it in again! TONY But Moss comes right back! Uber quickly fades once again, but this time he falls right into the ropes. However, Moss is reluctant to break, and only does so when Frank plants a boot into his face! JESSE Ah-ha! Now the competitive juices are flowing! TONY And the crowd not too pleased with the antics of Charlie Moss on that one! Moss picks up Uber, and executes a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss hops to the second rope, and comes down...right into the foot of Uber! JESSE And now Uber MUST tag, both of them need to, but especially the Psycho Gremlin! However, Uber instead climbs to the top, and catches Moss with a BULLDOG~! TONY A bulldog! This could do it right here! 1... 2... NO! Moss gets the shoulder up! JESSE NO! Referee says it's just a two! Finally, Uber tags in Frank, who whips Moss into the ropes, and catches him with a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM~! TONY Frank with the tilt-a-whirl! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Moss gets the shoulder up! Frank gets right in the face of the referee, who responds by sticking two fingers in his face. Frank backs into the ropes, and sends Moss over the top to the floor with a clothesline! TONY Big clothesline, and Moss to the outside! Moss walks slowly around the ring, and finally Frank pulls him back onto the apron, and sets up a suplex. However, Moss blocks it twice...then suplexes Frank over the top and to the floor! TONY And a big spill taken there by Big Frank, as Moss pulled him right over the top rope and to the floor! Moss follows Frank to the floor, then tosses him back inside, and tags in Benjamin. Benjamin scoops Frank and slams him, then goes to the top rope, and comes down with a BIG SPLASH~! JESSE Nice hangtime on the big splash! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin executes a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin whips Frank into the ropes, and catches him with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! TONY Quentin Benjamin scoring with some big moves, but unable to put Frank away! Benjamin whips Frank across once again, and goes for a dropkick, but Frank hooks the ropes, and Benjamin goes crashing into the mat! Frank tags in Uber, and Uber whips Benjamin into the ropes, and executes a big backdrop! He drops an elbow and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Uber whips him in once again, and executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Frank tags back in, and executes a release German suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JESSE Well, Quentin Benjamin was dishing them out earlier, and now he's got to take it! TONY And he is in fact taking it right now! Uber tags back in, and floors Benjamin with another SOONERLINE~! TONY And another big Soonerline from Uber Bruiser! Uber howls at the crowd, then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Frank tags back in, as Uber goes to the top rope. Frank hooks Benjamin in a body vice, and Uber drops the elbow! TONY One of the patented moves of the Sooner Bruisers! 1... 2... Moss saves! Frank knocks Moss to the floor, then whips Benjamin into a corner. He charges, but Benjamin gets the foot up! Benjamin then climbs backwards to the top rope, and hits Frank with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! TONY Dropkick from the top, and Benjamin trying to make a tag! Benjamin struggles to his corner, and makes a tag to Moss! JESSE There's the tag! Moss delivers rights to Frank, then backs into the ropes and floors him with a clothesline! He then picks Frank up, and executes a double underhook suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss then hooks the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!!!11111 TONY He's got it hooked! However, Uber catches him with a clothesline from behind! JESSE But Uber Bruiser with the save! Benjamin hits Uber from behind with a dropkick, sending him to the floor! Uber then climbs to the top rope, and catches Uber on the outside with a MOONSAULT~! TONY And the crowd is loving it! Uber and Benjamin lay on the floor, as Frank and Moss slug it out inside. Frank gets the better of the exchange, as Uber gets to his feet on the outside. He picks up Benjamin and drops him across the guardrail, then Frank lifts Moss onto his shoulders. Uber hops onto the apron, then climbs to the top rope. However, Benjamin comes to, then hops onto the apron and shoves Uber off, causing him to collide with Moss and Frank, as Moss rolls up Frank in a victory roll! 1... 2... 3!!! JESSE They won it! *DING DING DING* The crowd goes crazy, as Moss raises his hand in the air. TONY That's it! Team Heyross has won the Anderson Cup! BUFFER [i]Ladies and Gentlemen, the winners of the match...and the 2008 Anderson Cup champions...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRROSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Benjamin helps Moss to his feet, and raises his hand, then raises his own hands. TONY This is the biggest win in the career of Team Heyross! What a finale to the Leap Year Spectacular! Moss and Benjamin celebrate on the ropes, then make their way over to Frank, who is checking on Uber. Frank and Moss assist Uber to his feet as the crowd applauds, then Moss and Uber shake hands. TONY And a tremendous show of sportsmanship from our finalists! Benjamin also shakes hands with Frank, then the other partners exchange handshakes, and all four men raise one another's hands. TONY Two tremendous tag teams in the ring right now, but unfortunately only one could come out on top, and it's Team Heyross, the 2008 Anderson Cup champions! After this commercial break, we'll be back with the presentation of the trophy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 29, 2008 TONY We're back here at the Leap Year Spectacular, and we're going to go right to the ring for the presentation of the Anderson Cup! Take it away, "Mean" Gene Okerlund! OKERLUND OK, thank you, Tony...with a few words before we present the trophy, here's Arn Anderson! Okerlund hands over the mic. ARN Thanks, Gene...an outstanding show here tonight in St. Louis, capped off by a terrific final to the Anderson Cup! Congratulations to both teams, and a very special congratulations to the 2008 Anderson Cup champions, Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, Team Heyross! Arn shakes hands with both Moss and Benjamin, then they are presented the trophy. They hold it up in the air, as the crowd cheers. OKERLUND An outstanding win, Charlie Moss! MOSS Absolutely. We always look forward to facing great teams like the Sooners, it really brings out the best in us...and it really shows people what we're really made of. OKERLUND Very good. Next stop for Team Heyross, AngleMania, and a shot at the World tag team titles, Quentin Benjamin! BENJAMIN Sounds good to me. We've been waiting for this for many years, and unfortunately for the Gunslingers, or whoever holds the belts when that day comes, we're gonna make the most of it. OKERLUND All right, that's Team Heyross, ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the Anderson Cup, 2008! Back to you, Tony and Jesse! TONY All right, as Team Heyross celebrates in the ring, folks, it's been a terrific night here from St. Louis! For Mean Gene Okerlund, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Michael Cole and the Coach, I'm Tony Schiavone! We'll see you this Thursday night on HeldDOWN~! [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b] Heartland match is done, as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
