alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2008 (edited) [i]Magnum Opus[/i] is playing as we return from break, and Alfdogg is approaching the ring, getting a mixed reaction from the fans. COLE And here comes Alfdogg, one of 14 participants in this Heartland battle royal! Here are the rules: [b]All 14 men start in the ring at the same time. Eliminations occur in five different ways: 1. Pinfall. 2. Submission. 3. Over the top rope. 4. touching all four corners while dragging your opponent via a barbed-wire bullrope. 5. pulling your opponent to the end of the rampway on a stretcher. No disqualifications, no countouts, falls count anywhere. The winner of the match will receive a shot at the OAOAST Heartland title at AngleMania VII.[/b] The camera shows the bullrope hanging on one of the ring posts, then shows a stretcher at ringside. Alf slides in the ring, and starts exchanging blows with Brock Ausstin! COACH And we're underway in a hurry! As the 13 men in the ring slug it out, [i]Black Sweat[/i] plays over the speakers, and MISTER Warrior runs down the ramp and hits the ring! COACH Oh, is this clown actually in the match? COLE Yeah, he's on the list! MISTER Warrior does a sideways dive through the top and middle ropes, rolling right to his feet and hitting Biff Atlas with a clothesline! MISTER Warrior raises his hands into the sky, then runs to the ropes and floors Denzel Spencer, then Vitamin X tastes DESTRUCTICITY in the form of a clothesline! COLE MISTER Warrior is on fire! MISTER Warrior then tries a standing dropkick on Cuban Wall, which proves unwise, as Wall sidesteps and MISTER Warrior only got up to about his waist anyway. The entire ring swarms MISTER WARRIOR, as Alfdogg rolls to the outside and comes back in with a steel chair, bringing it down onto the head of MISTER Warrior! COLE Chair to the skull of MISTER Warrior! MISTER Warrior starts to shake his head, so Alf gives him another shot! However, MISTER Warrior continues the head-shaking, as Brock Ausstin and Cuban Wall hammer him from behind, then scoop him up in a double slam, and dump him over the top to the floor, despite Warrior's resistance! COACH Well, he wasn't in the match for long! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: MISTER Warrior eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin, Cuban Wall (over the top) left in ring: Alfdogg, Biff Atlas, Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Denzel Spencer, Felix Strutter, Max Anderson, Reject, Spanish Fly, Steven Pigley, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And I have a feeling that most of these guys are going to utilize that over-the-top elimination in this match! Brock and Wall then hammer away on each other, as the Love Docs pound away on Vitamin X on the outside. Spanish Fly assists X, as CPA hammers away on Denzel Spencer, laying him across the stretcher. COACH CPA is going for the stretcher job here! However, once CPA starts to pull the stretcher, Spencer swings his fists at him, allowing him to roll off. Spencer and CPA make their way backstage, with an official hot on their trail. COLE And we have referees stationed everywhere in the arena for this matchup, because anything can happen! The screen splits, showing Spencer and CPA battling on one side, and action in the ring on the other. X, Wall, and Fly are punishing the Love Docs, while Reject and Biff Atlas double team Brock Ausstin. Thunderkid and Felix Strutter slug it out on the outside, as Fly hits the 6-1-9~!!!111 on Pigley, followed by the LEAP OF FAITH~!!!!!11111 from Vitamin X! COACH Oh yeah! The Corporate Team is doin' work! Wall shoves Pigley under the bottom to the outside, then picks up Anderson and delivers the WALLBREAKER, followed by the LIGHTNING CREW SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Wall rolls Anderson under the ropes, then lays both men on the stretcher. COLE Could be a 2-for-1 here for the Corporate Team! Fly pushes from the back and X pulls from the front, with Wall holding the Docs in place as they cross the line with the stretcher! COLE And there it is! The Love Doctors have been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd and 3rd eliminations: The Love Doctors eliminated: none eliminated by: Cuban Wall, Spanish Fly, Vitamin X (stretcher) left in ring: Alfdogg, Biff Atlas, Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Denzel Spencer, Felix Strutter, Reject, Spanish Fly, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Backstage, Spencer whips CPA into a stack of beer kegs, sending them all tumbling down on top of him! Spencer then grabs a keg, and sizes up CPA...but as he does, Reggie Lamont comes up from behind and stops the keg from going forward! COLE Wait a minute! Reggie Lamont's not in this match! Spencer turns around, and Lamont takes off running, with Spencer giving chase. COLE As Denzel Spencer gives chase to his former tag partner, Felix Strutter was just eliminated out here in the arena! He went for a big right hand on Thunderkid, but TK ducked and Felix went flying over the top rope! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Felix Strutter eliminated: none eliminated by: Thunderkid (over the top) left in ring: left in ring: Alfdogg, Biff Atlas, Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Denzel Spencer, Reject, Spanish Fly, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Denzel Spencer walks into an empty hallway, then turns a corner, and spots Reggie, dashing after him. When he turns another corner, he is suddenly ambushed by the Beverly Hills Blonds! COLE Wait a minute! This was a setup! Reggie leaves the scene with a big smile on his face, and CPA re-enters the picture. He grabs Spencer and drags him over to a big wooden crate, then sets him up...and delivers the DOMINATOR~!!!!!11111 through the crate! COACH G'night, Denzel! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Denzel Spencer eliminated, thanks in large part to Reggie Lamont and the Beverly Hills Blonds! What was that all about? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Denzel Spencer eliminated: none eliminated by: Christopher Patrick Allen (pinfall) left in ring: Alfdogg, Biff Atlas, Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Reject, Spanish Fly, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back in the ring, Biff Atlas hammers away on Thunderkid, then picks him up and delivers AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH~!!!!!11111 COLE And now Biff Atlas looking to finish off Thunderkid! Biff celebrates his feat, to the boos of the crowd. He then goes over to the corner and grabs the barbed-wire bullrope. COACH Look at this, he's going to drag Thunderkid to his elimination! He attaches the rope to TK and starts to pull him around the ring, slapping the corner! COLE There's one corner! Biff continues to pull TK, reaching out and slapping a second corner! COACH There's two! He's halfway there! However, TK starts to pull to his feet as Biff approaches the third corner, and pulls back on the rope! COLE TK coming to, and we've got a tug-of-war going here! Spanish Fly nails TK from behind, and Biff gives one last big tug. However, TK is able to grab the ropes to block, then gives a big pull himself, then as Biff is pulled towards him, he ducks down and executes a BIG backdrop on Biff to the outside! COLE And Biff Atlas is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Biff Atlas eliminated: none eliminated by: Thunderkid (over the top) left in ring: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Reject, Spanish Fly, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So that leaves us with eight! COACH And all three Corporate Team members that started the match still in there, Cole! TK gets to his feet and grabs the bullrope, forming a loop with it in his hand as the crowd gets to its feet. COACH Uh-oh, I don't like the looks of this! TK approaches Cuban Wall in the corner, and brings the rope down across his back! COLE Barbed wire across the BACK of Cuban Wall! As Wall falls to all fours, TK brings the rope down again! VX approaches next, and takes a foot to the gut, then a shot to the back with the rope! He then holds the rope in the air, but is met from behind with a BIG clothesline from CPA, who has just returned to the ring! COACH All right, CPA! As Alf pounds away on Spanish Fly, and Reject and VX double up on Brock, Wall joins CPA in the assault on TK. VX then comes to the aid of Fly, as CPA picks up TK and holds him for Wall. COACH And look at this double team! Wall backs into the ropes, and goes for a big kick, but TK moves, and CPA is floored with the kick, much to the delight of the crowd! COACH Oh no! COLE CPA takes a big foot from the Cuban Wall! CPA gets to his feet and shakes the cobwebs off, then grabs Wall and backs him into a corner, unleashing a flurry of rights and lefts! He then backs off, doing a shuffle in mid-ring. Wall just stares at him, then looks down to the ring attendant, and waves something at him. The attendant throws him a roll of white tape, which he starts applying to his hands. COACH Uh oh, here we go! The big boys are about to have at it here! Wall tosses the roll of tape back to the outside, then charges CPA, and the two begin slugging it out! The two fight towards the ropes, and both go tumbling over the top, but somehow manage to roll back inside between the middle and bottom rope! COLE These two are REALLY going at it! Finally, TK, Brock, Reject and Alf swarm the two, and force them both over the top to the outside! COLE Well, now, they can fight back to the locker room! COACH And I think they're going to! However, before they can, Brock Ausstin grabs Spanish Fly, raises him high in the air, and tosses him down on top of the two men! COLE And just like that we're down to five! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Cuban Wall eliminated: Max Anderson, Steven Pigley eliminated by: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin, Reject, Thunderkid (over the top) 8th elimination: Christopher Patrick Allen eliminated: Denzel Spencer eliminated by: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin, Reject, Thunderkid (over the top) 9th elimination: Spanish Fly eliminated: Max Anderson, Steven Pigley eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (over the top) left in ring: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin, Reject, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All five men separate, as the crowd gets ready for the explosion. Alf and Thunderkid meet mid-ring and slug it out, while Brock fights off Reject and VX. TK wins the exchange, hammering Alf down in the corner, then goes over to assist Brock. VX is able to sustain the advantage on Brock, while TK and Reject do battle near the ropes. As TK takes advantage and sets up Reject on the ropes, VX sneaks up and dumps him to the floor! COLE And Thunderkid eliminated, we're down to four! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated: Biff Atlas, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Biff Atlas eliminated by: Vitamin X (over the top) left in ring: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin, Reject, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alf jumps VX from behind, while Reject goes back to work on Brock. VX goes to the eyes of Alf, then scoops him up, carrying him to the ropes for elimination! COLE Alf just inches away from elimination! However, Alf slips behind the back, and then gets under VX and attempts to dump him! COACH And now VX almost out! However, VX goes to the eyes, and slips back into the ring. Brock starts to fight back on Reject, but Reject drops down and goes low! COLE And a low blow by Reject on Brock Ausstin! No disqualifications! Reject calls for VX to come help him, and the two set up a double suplex, lifting Brock out to the apron! Brock comes back, and delivers a flurry of rights to both men, then steps back inside and rams both their heads together! COLE Brock narrowly avoiding elimination there! Brock grabs Reject and whips him into the ropes. Reject ducks a clothesline, and floors Brock with a spinning wheel kick! COACH Yeah! COLE Big kick from Reject! As VX goes back to work on Alf, Reject sizes up Brock. COACH Could be the Eulogy coming up! Reject spins Brock around, and sets up the EULOGY~!!!!!11111...however, Brock shoves him off, and catches him for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 Reject slips behind the back, and kicks him low, then sets up the PITCH BLACK~!!!!!11111 He stops to show off for the crowd, however, and Brock backdrops him over the top to the floor! COACH Oh no! COLE Reject is gone! The camera cuts to VX doing the Shane-O-Mac shuffle, and knocking Alf to the mat with a right hand! He then picks up Alf and pitches him over the top! COLE He's not out! VX is too busy resuming his shuffle to notice Alf skin the cat back inside, then grabbing VX from behind and pitching him over the top to the floor! COLE And now VX is gone! We're down to two! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~11th elimination: Reject eliminated: Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (over the top) 12th elimination: Vitamin X eliminated: Max Anderson, Steven Pigley, Thunderkid eliminated by: Alfdogg (over the top) Left in ring: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE It's Alf and Brock! One of these men will meet Sandman9000 at AngleMania VII! Alf and Brock slowly approach each other at mid-ring, then begin to slug it out! Brock gets the better of the exchange, and backs Alf into a corner. He whips him across, and charges, but Alf gets his foot up! COLE And Brock running right into the raised foot of Alf! Alf picks up Brock and drags him over to the ropes, trying to put him over the top. COLE Brock could be in trouble here! Brock slips behind, then spins Alf around, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE But Brock with a big suplex! Brock then scoops up Alf in a fireman's carry! COLE Could be the F-STUNNER-5! Brock carries Alf over to the ropes, and attempts to dump him over, but Alf manages to block. He hammers Brock on the head, then slips behind the back and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX~! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COLE And Alf almost snuck out the back door with that suplex! Brock rolls to the outside, and Alf follows, grabbing a steel chair. He stalks Brock around the ring, and slams the chair across his back! COACH Ooh! COLE BIG chairshot from Alf! Alf picks up Brock, and rolls him back inside. He then tries once again to put him over the top rope! COLE And maybe Brock will go this time! However, Alf can't hold onto Brock, so he delivers some forearms and brings him back in, then executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Alf then hops to the second rope, and jumps off...right into the foot of Brock! COLE Brock getting the foot up just in time! Both men lay on the mat for a few seconds, then Brock gets to his feet and hammers away on Alf. He sets Alf up on the ropes, then follows him up. COACH Brock setting up something big here! Alf hammers away on Brock, however, and knocks him down to the mat! Alf then steps back up to the top, and goes for a HURRICANRANA~! However, Brock catches him, and carries him over to the ropes, trying to dump him...but Alf hangs on, and Brock's momentum carries him to the floor! COLE There it is! Alf wins! *DING DING DING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated: Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Reject, Spanish Fly eliminated by: Alfdogg (over the top) WINNER: Alfdogg eliminated: Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE So Alfdogg will go to AngleMania VII for a shot at a record fourth Heartland title, against Sandman9000! COACH Wow, I can't wait for that one, Cole! Alf, on his knees, has his hand raised by the referee, as Brock walks towards the back. COLE Brock gave it a valiant effort, but we're shaping up for a GREAT card at AngleMania VII! It'll be Sandman9000 vs Alfdogg for the Heartland title! 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