The SWF presents The Harry Palmer Open Invitational!!

[Toxxic 0]

Coming LIVE to tape/DVD from the Liacouras Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!



All matches/promos due by 7pm EST, March 13th. Send all marked matches/promos to King Cucaracha.

Another new era has dawned on the SWF, after From The Fire. Tonight marks the first night of SWF General Manager Toxxic's reign alongside Commissioner Maddix, the first night of show names that Landon doesn't get and the first night I'm sure of wacky mismatched partners re-united! That's for the boardroom though. If we have a boardroom. I'm pretty sure we don't. The real action will be out in the ring, where more contenders will be found for a possible battle of the belts at Battleground!


Dead Or Alive (Alan Clark and Walter Reynolds) vs Slaughterhouse Five (Michael Alexander© and MANSON)
Tag Title Contendership Match
Clark's back, with a friend. And let's face it, after a terrible showing against Tom Flesher and a barely improved one against DDD, it looks like he needs it. World Champion, Michael Alexander wants yet more gold. And MANSON wants to crush and destroy. Winners get a shot at VDN some time in the future, possibly as soon as Battleground(?).

Rules: Tag. Use the tag ropes.
Word Limit: 5500
Send To: Toxxic


Tracey Bruner vs Dance Dance Dragon
Tracey wants some ass to whoop, and it seems he really hates goofy Japanese pop-culture crazes. Don't get him started on Pokemon, seriously. Dance Dance Dragon is in the way and needs to measure his dance skills against Bruner's seemingly-overwhelming power.

Rules: Standard singles
Word Limit: 5000
Send To: JHawk


Va'aiga vs 'Hollywood' Spike Jenkins
Va'aiga was doing so well, but you should never bet against the Insane Luchador in a hardcore environment. The Maori Badass now faces a new challenge - can he retain his excellent record against the returning Jenkins, or will Spike make March his month?

Rules: Standard singles
Word Limit: 5000
Send To: King Cucaracha


Taiga Star vs S.I.N.
Taiga will get a shot at the Cruiserweight Title, as soon as we can actually track Wildchild down... in the meantime she goes face to face, head to head and nose to nose with S.I.N., who had an impressive first showing. Two rookies meeting, I still haven't had a chance to mention The Year Of The Upset™ yet. Sigh.

Rules: Standard Singles
Word Limit: 4500
Send To: King Cucaracha


HARDCORE
The Fabulous Jakey vs Insane Luchador
Jakey isn't looking so fabulous these days, but Luchador pulled out a win to shock a lot of people when he beat Va'aiga in the Into The Fire match. He's been rewarded with a chance to do some stomping on familiar territory, and the promise of a hefty boost up the card if he wins his second match in a row. For Jakey... well, this might just come down to survival. Blah blah The Year Of The Upset™ blah.

Rules: Hardcore. Pins/submissions count anywhere, no DQ. You know it.
Word Limit: 4500
Send To: Dace59


Tom Flesher vs Annie Eclectic
Sometimes real life gets in the way. Flesher showed up drunk, Annie was at a strip club and lost track of time. Both have been 'chastised' and get another go at it. But further down the card.

Rules: Standard singles
Word Limit: 5000
Send To: Toxxic


Johnathan Clarke & Ced Ordonez vs ???
Clarke and Ordonez go into this match with the handicap of not knowing who their opponents will be. Double Jeopardy? Y2Chris? These and equally unlikely possibilities will be whispered in the arena, leading to inevitable disappointment... probably.

Rules: Use the tag ropes
Word Limit: 4000
Send To: King Cucaracha

Edited March 3, 2008 by King Cucaracha