Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Test, who is out of breath, talks about Brock getting the next big boot and then Test would be the next big thing. Uh... no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Test, always a comedian cuts a promo about how he'll beat Brock Lesnar. I laughed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Why did Test (a heel) beat Hardcore (a face) to face Lesnar (a heel)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Test was just the better man tonight. It's that simple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Test could win the King of the Ring. King Test.. ARGHHHHH!!!! but it'd mean that Test could face HHH at Summerslam for the worst SS main event since Nash/Viscera Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted June 21, 2002 I like Test, I don't like HHH, and I liked the last Test/HHH match. Especially since Test won. He was the better man on that night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 I guess Test has to give that job back to HHH somehow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWE Champion Report post Posted June 21, 2002 but it'd mean that Test could face HHH at Summerslam for the worst SS main event since Nash/Viscera No, it would be worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted June 21, 2002 You all know how I feel about Test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 picking a worse match between Diesel/Mabel and Game/Human Vacuum Cleaner is like picking between Hitler and Stalin for 'who's more evil' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Well, Stalin executed the Ukrainians, but Hitler executed the Jews. Killing Jewish people=very bad. Hitler 1, Stalin 0. Hitler was a fascist. Stalin was a communist. Tied at 1 apiece. Hitler had a mini-mustache. Stalin had a big evil mustache, bordering on handlebar. Handlebar = evil. Hitler 1, Stalin 2. Hitler spoke German. Stalin spoke Russian. Russian always sounds evil. Hitler 1, Stalin 3. Stalin helped us in WW2. Stalin helped Hitler in WW2. Two-facedness = evil. Hitler 1, Stalin 4. I think it's clear that Stalin was more evil than Hitler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 German sounds alot meaner than Russian. Hitler was an unemployed artist, Stalin was a student in a seminary. Vienna artists = evil. Point for Hitler. But, I'd say that a song that goes "Stalin loves the little children" would not be as bad as "Hitler loves the little children, all the children of the world" It's still a tossup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Razor Roman Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Well, Stalin executed the Ukrainians, but Hitler executed the Jews. Killing Jewish people=very bad. Hitler 1, Stalin 0. Hey,I"m Ukranian. I think Stalin should get a point for that too. You can't say killing one t ype of person is worse then killing another type of person. (Unless you're talking about terrorists, of course) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prince Paul Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Test could win the King of the Ring. King Test.. ARGHHHHH!!!! but it'd mean that Test could face HHH at Summerslam for the worst SS main event since Nash/Viscera I think I'd rather see Test with the belt than HHH. And I'm not big on Test, if that means anything. Am I alone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Razor Roman Report post Posted June 21, 2002 At least Test's song... well the one that was on WWF The Music 4 has catchy lyrics.. From what I can gather it's "When we go can I get a can of Coke please? When you go can you pick me up some goat cheese? Talk about a lie but your momma won't stop now. One stop to the givin' up the throat now. Test... This Is a Test..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Vanilla Midget Report post Posted June 21, 2002 roman: that is some very funny shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rick001 Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Last I checked I thought Harcore was a heel (if you listen to Micheal Cole) I like Hardcore Holly though. Way I'll see it is Test will lose to Lesnar RVD will beat Jericho. Then knowing WWE and thier wanting to push the big men and screw over the talented ones. Lesnar will win and become king Lesnar and face HHH at Summerslam becuase we all know HHH won't let Taker win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prince Paul Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Lesnar vs HHH better not be our SS Main Event. Lesnar needs heat. He could be somethign big, but he's heatless. Way better than HHH though in my book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Invader3k Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Personally I'm not opposed to Test getting a push. I was excited a couple years ago when he was feuding with HHH during the whole Stephanie marriage fiasco. But that didn't really go anywhere, did it? Test could be accepted as an upper mid-carder/sometime main eventer if pushed in the right way. But simply making him win KotR isn't going to do it. The character is stale and needs some re-tooling. Maybe give him a manager or valet, and make Test a bit more cocky or something. I don't know... It would probably help if he picked a finisher and stuck with it too. How many has this guy had? The big elbow, the big boot, the pumphandle slam thing, that impaler DDT move...I'm probably forgetting one or two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Test has been pushed MANY times and he still hasn't got over. I don't even think he could get over if they change his gimmick, let alone main event(If he ever does my TV will be on a different channel). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Test wouldn't even get over if his gimmick was "I'll have women flash their tits if you cheer me" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted June 21, 2002 If they want to get Test over, the first thing they need to do is give him a month or two off. All of this trial and error with im while he's on tv makes people care less and less about him. If they want a Test push to work they need to vcome up with something while he's gone and stick with it, if that doesn't work send him to OVW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prince Paul Report post Posted June 21, 2002 They might have had something with that whole immunity thing, but that's long forgotten by the WWE braintrust. Plus they no longer need a Nash look a like, when they have the man himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Why even bother pushing Test? It's not like he is a great wrestler like Benoit and Angle. It's not like he is Storm who is a great wrestler with no charisma (Although Storm did well on smackdown). Test can go fight on Velocity while WWE could be pushing someone ::gasp:: in the cruisereight division. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Test couldn't get over if Jesus Christ himself descended from heaven to endorse Test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Last I checked I thought Harcore was a heel (if you listen to Micheal Cole) YOU LISTEN TO MICHAEL COLE????????/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Well, since no one listens to MC, you've missed the parts on Smackdown over the last couple of weeks where he's mentioned that TEST still has IMMUNITY until Survivor Series. So they haven't completely forgot about it, they just aren't doing anything with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nezbyte Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Test wouldn't even get over if his gimmick was "I'll have women flash their tits if you cheer me" Be fair, that WOULD get Test over. Atleast for a few weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted June 22, 2002 No, it really wouldn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nezbyte Report post Posted June 22, 2002 No, it really wouldn't. How do you figure? With a nearly 100% male audience, he's be fucking HUGE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
