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DJ Clue's Super Mario Mix hits, and the Burrough Boys walk through the curtains, holding two packages.  Quincy is wearing an LSU football jersey.

COLE
Well, the Burrough Boys on their way to the ring, unscheduled, obviously with something to say!

COACH
I wonder what could be in the boxes?

Waldo is holding a small square box, and Luther is holding a longer, but skinny box.  The Boys enter the ring, and Mariano grabs a mic.

MARIANO
As you know...last week, there was a big battle royal at the Leap Year Spectacular, a big Heartland battle royal.  And our guy, Reject, he came *that close* to winning that thing, and facing Sandman9000 at AngleMania VII.

Mariano makes his way over to Luther and Waldo, who are holding the boxes.

MARIANO
Now, Reject's really had some bad luck lately in the ring, and he's really been feeling down.  So me and the boys went in and got him a few things, to maybe lighten the mood.  So let's bring Reject out here, so he can get his stuff!

The crowd starts to boo, as [i]Renagade[/i] hits, and Reject slowly walks down the aisle, with a puzzled look on his face, and climbs into the ring.

MARIANO
Now...we know how you've been feeling lately, you've been in a slump...and when you're in a slump, we'll be right there with you in a slump.  So hopefully this can change things.

Luther and Waldo open the packages, revealing a brand new Yankee cap and pinstripe jersey.

COACH
Wow!

LUTHER
Go ahead, put it on!  This is the jersey of champions, something these people in Ohio wouldn't know about!

*crowd boos*

Reject puts the hat on, then Waldo helps him put the jersey on.  Waldo then pulls out a camera, as Luther and Mariano stand next to Reject, and Reject puts his arms around them.

WALDO
Come on, let's get a big smile.

Reject is focused on the camera, and thus never sees Quincy's spinning thrust kick which catches him right in the chin!

COLE
HEY!

Waldo tosses the camera down, then runs over and proceeds to stomp away at Reject!  Mariano and Luther join in on the assault, as the crowd is completely confused at how to respond.

COLE
This was a setup!

COACH
What in world is going on here?

Quincy then picks up Reject, hooks him from behind, and executes the TANOOKI SUIT~!!!  Officials run to the ring, as Mariano grabs the mic once again.

MARIANO
Maybe you didn't hear us right!  You ain't been gettin' it done!  And when you ain't gettin' it done, that affects us, homie!  We're all supposed to be in this together!  Well, not anymore.  You can sit around and feel sorry for yourself, but the Burrough Boys are movin' up in the world!  And we're startin' now!

Quincy takes the Yankee jersey, and drapes it over Reject.  The Burrough Boys celebrate, as their music plays.

COLE
Well folks, this one certainly came out of nowhere...rest assured we'll be following this story very closely in the coming weeks!

COACH
I don't get it, Cole, I don't get it!  I've never sensed that there was any tension between these guys!

COLE
Right now, let's go to...

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