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COLE
Right now, let's go up to the ring, where Anglesault will oversee the contract signing between Sandman and Alfdogg!

Anglesault is shown in the ring, with a hoard of OAOAST officials.

ANGLESAULT
All right, Lafayette!  At AngleMania VII on March 30 from Los Angeles, we have got a big match for the Heartland title, one of the biggest matches in the history of the Heartland division!  Well, I'm out here to make that match official, I have the contract, so first, let's bring out the challenger!

*crowd reacts with mostly boos*

ANGLESAULT
He'll be going for his record fourth Heartland title in just over two weeks at AngleMania VII, and is also a two-time former OAOAST World champion!  Ladies and gentlemen...ALFDOGG!!!!!

[i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays, and Alfdogg makes his way to the ring, once again greeted with boos, with a few scattered cheers.

COLE
And here he comes, could he become a four-time Heartland champion on March 30?

COACH
If anyone can do it, it's Alf, but Sandman has yet to taste defeat since returning to the OAOAST almost six months ago!

Alf walks slowly to the ring, and smiles as he steps through the ropes.  He raises his arms in the air, then walks over to the chair which gives him a view of the aisle.

ANGLESAULT
And ladies and gentlemen, his opponent!

*crowd cheers*

ANGLESAULT
He is a former OAOAST World tag team champion, and the reigning OAOAST Heartland champion...SANDMAN9000!!!!!

The lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life.

Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature.

I ask you please just give us/
Five Minutes Alone.”

The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature.

White America/
I could be one of your kids.”

The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety.

Final Prayer/
Final prayer for the human race.”

The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits.

HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!

The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them.

COLE
AngleMania VII will mark the 6-month anniversary of this man's return and victory in the Chamber of Hell, a match Alf was also a part of!

Sandman enters the ring and sits in the near chair, as the officials split sides, half behind him and half behind Alf.

ANGLESAULT
OK, we've got the participants in place...Alf, you start us off!

Anglesault puts the contract down in front of Alf, and Alf grabs the pen and signs it.

ANGLESAULT
OK, we're halfway there...Sandman?

Alf slowly slides the contract over to Sandman, who grabs the pen, and signs it.

ANGLESAULT
All right folks, it's official!

Alf and Sandman stand up and face off, with officials surrounding them.

ANGLESAULT
History will be made, one way or the other, at AngleMania VII!

Alf and Sandman continue to stare one another down, then Alf simply pats the belt around Sandman's waist, and exits the ring.

COLE
And Alf signaling that he's going to take back the Heartland title in 16 days!  It's now official, another huge match set for AngleMania VII, for the Heartland title!

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