Harry Palmer discussion

[Retard Girl 0]

so anyway, here it is. i've only read one match, and that was SIN versus myself. there were a lot of little things in that match that had be cracking up and it was overall a good match. except that i lost. but that's okay, i only had like half a match written. i'm going to post it here, when i stop being lazy about it.

[Guest This is Bo]

I actually thought Taiga was going to win because she did receive extra time. My match was garbage with a lot of errors that didnt make sense. I would love to read Taiga's match and compare it...it's like we said earlier, compare Garbage to Garbage. I'm pretty sure I won by default.

 

I read the Main Event with Spike and Va'aiga (I think that's how you spell it) and that was impressive. It had me on the edge of my seat like who is going to win, great flow, great ending, great overall match.

 

Who is TKO? I've been gone for years so this was probably after me and before me at the same time? Otherwise, good match.

 

IL...This is the reason why I'm scare as fuck, I gotta face this man in a Hardcore setting type match. Great.

 

I was looking foward for tge Bruner match, oh well.

 

And Annie, what happen? I was really looking foward to your match with Flesher. It's all good, you'll get em' next time.

 

SIN

[Rawknight 0]

Glad you liked the match Bo. I tried to keep Spike looking strong by having him outwrestle Va'aiga while keeping Va'aiga's "I am a Pacific Islander and am therefore impervious to being hit in the head" thing going.

 

TKO are an idea that Toxxic and I worked on a while back. With the new tag rules that's given them a chance of return while i'm busy LAAAAAAAARIIIATOOOOOOOOOing people.

[Guest This is Bo]

Va'aiga is a force to be reckon with, when I read the match the way you got upset after Spike hit your finisher, I was laughing, thinking (How the fuck can this little motherfucker try to take this big ass motherfucker down? Is he fuckin crazy?) and that's where Va'aiga got upset and at the end he basically said "This is how its done" and knock the shit out of him.

 

That was beautifully done.

 

It was a pleasure reading your match.

 

TKO? by you and maybe Toxxic? Shit, great...thank god I'm not in a tag team.

 

SIN/Bo

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Yeah, I notified CC at the last minute that the Bruner match wasn't working out for me. I tried to get something in at the last minute, but that didn't work, either.

 

I'll beee dat for Battleground, though; I can't disappoint when I'm headlining the show. Tagia, d-d-don't t-t-take this a-a-ass-whippin' p-p-personally...

[Retard Girl 0]

here's my losing match. you can sorta tell where i just stuck an ending on it and sent it in, and where i left spaces for commentary to go (that i never got to writing). also SIN was supposed to beat me up more but like i said, i had to end it early :/

 

 

 

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall!" Funyon announces, and the crowd pops. "Introducing first, weighing in at one hundred and none of your damn business pounds and hailing from Helltown, Haverill Massachusetts... TAIGA STAR!!"

 

Be a Man hits, and the crowd cheats. Ultraviolet light floods the arena and the Smarkstron plays a generic highlight reel as Taiga Star comes out. She practically bounces down the ramp, slapping the hands of the fans that offer them. Reaching the ring, she rolls in under the bottom rope and jumps up, posing for a moment with her arms overhead.

 

 

 

"And her opponent, weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds, originally from Puerto Rico and now residing in the Bronx... S.I.N.!!"

 

The arena goes dark, and after a few seconds "I'm SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOD" blares through the speakers. A few moments later, Come Home With Me vibrates through the arena as S.I.N. walks out. The letters S.I.N. are displayed across the screen. The fans give a boo-heavy mixed reaction, and some kids behind the guardrail reach their hands out in hopes of touching the wrestler. S.I.N. ignores all of them as he power walks down the ramp, slides into the ring, and gets right in Taiga's face.

 

Well, more like Taiga became face to face with S.I.N.'s chest.

 

Referee Eddy Long gets between them and pushes them into their respective corners, then he checks both competitors for international objects. He calls for the bell.

 

 

 

DING!

 

 

 

S.I.N. and Taiga start with the test of strength. Quickly Taiga is overpowered by S.I.N.'s significant height advantage, as she is pushed to her back on the mat. She swings one of her legs to break the knucklelock on one hand, then she rolls back, pushes his other hand down to the mat, then stomps on it. S.I.N. pulls it away and backs up, rubbing his hand a bit and glaring at her.

 

 

 

"The little doggie came to fight tonight," says Mak, "Taiga Star is a tough girl, we've seen this as she is trying to establish herself here in the SWF."

 

"You're right, Mak, she is a dog."

 

 

 

Again they go for the knuckle lock. Taiga pushes and struggles against the leverage, then suddenly drops to the mat, pulling S.I.N.'s hands down with her. She rolls under his legs, and pulls his arms under him, forcing him to flip over. Still holding the hands, Taiga pulls S.I.N.'s arms around his neck behind him, making him choke himself with his own arms!

 

Taiga stands up (and with S.I.N. sitting, she is not that much taller), and she plants a foot between his shoulders for more leverage. She wrenches away, and Referee Long asks him if he wants to give up.

 

 

 

"Taiga with some sound technical strategy there, but with it still very early in the match, I doubt Taiga is going to get a submission just yet." Mak points out.

 

 

 

S.I.N. manages to release his head from the hold, then turns around so that Taiga's arms are crossed. Taiga contemplates the predicament for a moment, measuring her choices, and then goes for an extremely technical stomp to the foot!

 

 

 

"Very scientific there." Suicide King says sarcastically.

 

 

 

Taiga runs and bounces off the ropes and hits S.I.N. with the clothesline, landing it across his midsection. S.I.N. barely moves. This time they both run off the ropes, Taiga ducks and S.I.N. runs over her. On the rebound S.I.N. attempts a clothesline but it goes right over Taiga's head. On the next pass Taiga rolls under his legs. S.I.N. bounces off the ropes again and goes for a shoulder tackle, but she trips him, and he lands on the mat in embarrassment. He gets up, furious, pulls Taiga by the arm, and delivers a headbutt... making Taiga stop in her tracks with a huge smile.

 

 

 

"There she goes again with that creepy smile!" King says. "It's like she enjoys this!"

 

 

 

Taiga returns the headbutt, jumping up a bit to make contact. S.I.N. returns the headbutt, sending Taiga scrambling backward to the corner. Taiga uses this to her advantage, and stands herself upon the second turnbuckle. From here she is at the proper height to really lay them in. She headbutts him three times in a row. S.I.N. shakes it off, then grabs Taiga by the arm and pulls her off the turnbuckle. She goes flying, lands, rolls out of it, and springs to her feet. S.I.N. sneers and charges at her and she rolls out of the way again. He rebounds off the ropes right into Taiga's short spear!! The crowd pops and Taiga giggles to herself.

 

 

 

"Now that's just going to make S.I.N. mad."

 

"I would be mad too, Mak, if a woman was embarrassing me in the ring!"

 

 

 

While S.I.N. is still down, she stomps at him a few times. Taiga picks up his leg kicks the back of his knee. She wraps his leg around hers and slams it into the mat. She punches at the back of the joint a few times. Then Taiga cranks the leg in her arms, kneels on his other leg with her right knee, and uses her left foot to step on the back of S.I.N.'s neck.

 

S.I.N. grabs her foot and pulls it off his neck then yanks her over, making her release the hold. S.I.N. scrambles off but before he gets too far, Taiga pulls him back by the leg. Then she plants her foot in the joint, grabs the ankle, and wrenches back. The ref asks S.I.N. if he wants to give up and he replies by cussing in Spanish. He wiggles and stretches out his long arms and gets the bottom rope. Referee Long starts the count.

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

THRE...

 

Taiga releases the hold and waits for S.I.N. to let go of the rope, before dragging him back into the centre of the ring. There she grapevines his legs around hers to set up for a surfboard stretch. S.I.N. struggles to keep his arms away from her. Taiga chops him hard, right between the shoulder blades, making him wince but he still has his arms firmly locked in front of him. She chops him again; one, two, three times; leaving at least one nice handprint. She manages to grab hold of one arm, she sticks her free foot into the shoulder and pulls hard on it. That gets her to be able to get his other arm. She tries to pull him up into the chinlock, but she has trouble and gets frustrated. So she shoves his face into the mat with a brutal curb stomp!!

 

 

 

"S.I.N. just got his face plastered into the mat!"

 

Suicide King noticed a bit of blood from S.I.N.'s nose. "She could have seriously hurt him there." He looked over at Mak. "This woman scares me."

 

"This woman is being smart, working over the knee of the much taller S.I.N.. I don't have a 'Tale of the Tape' down here, but S.I.N. has at least a foot of height on Taiga Star."

 

"More like two."

 

 

 

With his legs still locked, Taiga pulls back on his arms once again. He is much easier to work with this time and she has no problems locking on the surfboard stretch! S.I.N. flails his arms in front of him struggling to not scream. Referee Long asks him if he wants to give up. Taiga takes a hand rubs his face, further aggravating his injured nose. S.I.N. reaches up and manages to grab a handful of Taiga's hair. She reaches and chops him hard on the chest. S.I.N. aimlessly punches behind him and clips Taiga on the jaw slightly, making her lose her grip on his chin. S.I.N. barely avoids bashing his face into the mat again. Taiga releases the leglock by jumping up and stomping the mat a few times.

 

S.I.N. grabs his knee in obvious pain, rolling about on the mat. Taiga doesn't give him much time as she goes back to work on the leg, pulling at it and landing a knee-d-t. Then she drapes the leg over her shoulders with a muffler stretch! She cranks the leg, jumps with it a few times, then with the leg in that position she spins around and around.... then tosses him off into the ropes!!

 

 

 

Taiga leans against the ropes to steady herself after getting dizzy, and she waits there for S.I.N. to get back to his feet. He drags himself over to the corner... grabs the ropes... pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle... uses his one good leg to stand up... turns around... right into Taiga choking him out in the corner with her boot. The referee counts.

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

THREE!

 

FOUR!!

 

Taiga releases, but lifts her leg and goes right back to the choke.

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

THREE!

 

FOUR!!

 

Taiga releases again. She crosses the ring, stomps her foot a few times, gets the fans behind her. She runs across to the opposite corner, ready to Yakuza Kick S.I.N.'s face off... but S.I.N. moves at the last moment, tripping her so she falls face first into the bottom turnbuckle. Then he charges, limping, and kicks her in the back of her head!

 

 

 

S.I.N. drags her from the corner, then drops some fists to her head. He pulls her up and wings her into the corner, where he follows her in with a clothesline. Then he chops her WOOOOOOO! And again WOOOOOOO! A third, fourth, and fifth time WOOOOOOOOOOO! S.I.N. guides her out of the corner head first, into a snap suplex. Momentum sends Taiga to standing again where the side of her head is met with a mule kick! S.I.N. hooks the leg for the pin.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

TWO!!

 

 

Taiga kicks out. S.I.N. picks her up by the hair into a fireman's carry, then slams her down over his knees in a gutbuster! He goes for another cover.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

TWO!!

 

 

Taiga kicks out. S.I.N. with a legdrop, after he rubs his knee, still feeling the effects of the stretching that Taiga heaped upon it earlier. He picks her up and tosses her with s German suplex. Taiga lands hard. She sits up and S.I.N. kicks her square in the back, causing Taiga to wince in pain. S.I.N. comes up behind her and locks her arms behind her in a full nelson, pulling her to standing in the process. Taiga tries to struggle free but it's no use as S.I.N. holds on tight... then throws her overhead, making her land on her face! S.I.N. hooks the legs.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

TWO!!

 

 

TH...

 

 

Taiga gets the shoulder up, making S.I.N. pound the mat in frustration. Taiga gets to her knees and S.I.N. kicks her in the side. She gets to her knees again, and she gets another kick. She turns over, cussing at S.I.N.. He goes for a fistdrop and Taiga rolls out of the way... but S.I.N. was faking it, and when she turns over again this time he hits her with it for real. S.I.N. sets her up for a powerslam, being careful not to put too much weight on his leg. Taiga fights it for all it's worth, sitting up and punching him in the head. But he overpowers her and powerbombs her anyway, where he floats over into the pin.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

TWO!!

 

 

THR...

 

 

Taiga kicks out! S.I.N. is growing more obviously angry by the moment. He argues with Referee Long, telling him that he can't count to three and asking who ever made him a ref anyway? While they are arguing, Taiga is showing signs of life. She gets to her knees, uses the ropes to pull herself up. S.I.N. notices this and shoves the ref out of the way to go over to her. He chops her hard. She grabs her chest and stumbles along the ropes. Again she gets chopped, and she gets angry. Another chop and she screams out, then rears back to land a hard chop of her own. They exchange chops, each one louder than the last, until Taiga kicks S.I.N. in the knee, making him fall. She rolls him up in a complicated pinning combination.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

TWO!!

 

 

THRE.... NO! S.I.N. kicks out!

 

 

 

"That was close!"

 

 

 

Quickly S.I.N. gets the one up on the situation though, as he whips her hard into the corner, then hits her with several clotheslines. Then he picks her up and slams her with a northern lights suplex, bridging into the pin... but with his knee, he can't hold the bridge. Taiga stands first, wobbly from being dropped a bunch of times. S.I.N. isn't too far behind with getting to his feet. Taiga with a forearm, which S.I.N. returns. They go back and forth until Taiga grabs his head and lands a headbutt. She does another, this time dropping down as in a jawbreaker.

 

S.I.N. stumbles about seemingly dazed. Taiga runs off the ropes and runs into S.I.N., who hoists her up and drops her on her head with a BRAINBUSSTAAAAAAHHH~!! He hooks the legs.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

TWO!!

 

 

THRE....NO!!

 

 

 

Mak practically jumps out of his chair. "How did she kick out of that? She just got dropped right on the top of her head!"

 

"She obviously has nothing in her head, it's the only way she can get dropped and have it not phase her."

 

 

 

S.I.N. is furious. He points to the top rope, signaling for the top rope fist drop. He takes his time getting up to the top. He jumps, flies through the air, right for Taiga's face... but Taiga rolls out of the way! S.I.N. catches nothing but mat. He shakes off his hand as Taiga gets up behind him and rolls him into a schoolgirl.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

TWO!!

 

 

S.I.N. reverses into an Oklahoma roll.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

TWO!!

 

 

Taiga reverses the reversal by wrapping him up in a silly pinning combination.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

TWO!!

 

 

...THREE!!!

 

 

Referee Long calls for the bell.

 

 

DING! DING!! DING!!!

 

 

Before Funyon can even announce the winner, before Taiga's music comes on, Taiga rolls out of the ring and runs up the ramp.

 

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match... Taiga Star!!"

 

 

 

"Amazing, Taiga gets the quick threecount off a pinning combination!" Mak turns to King. "She sure has proved herself tonight."

 

"Then why is she running to the back like a scared little girl?"

 

 

S.I.N. kicks the ropes, throws the ring steps, and runs to the back, apparently chasing Taiga. Some security men run back after him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Commercial.

[Toxxic 0]

Yeah Bo, a couple of years ago when I rested Toxxic the first time Va'aiga and myself formed what we believe to be the first 'tailor-made' tag team written by two separate writers (i.e. same gimmick, start out as a tag team from the get-go) in the SWF. It didn't work out for long, but after so long writing Mr. Uptight Toxxic it's going to be fun to break as many rules as I possibly can in a match again

 

I'm not going to be heading straight for the Tag Titles though - I'm just going to have a little fun and see where things take me.

[Rawknight 0]

I'm impressed with how quick Taiga is adapting to "The SWF Style".

 

Oh Toxxie, despite me not being in control of them technically - can I still write Card/'Tash promos? It's a different form of catharsis to writing promos for Da Maori.

 

[Guest This is Bo]

Taiga, that was a nice match (I know it was a draft), the only complaint that I had is that you really fucked me up and embarass (Cant spell for shit) the shit out of me. You're not faster than me (About even), I'm bigger, stronger, and somewhat technically sound. IMO, me being stronger than you, I use that to my advantage and got cocky (More than what I already am). You use my cockiness against me, finding away to outthink me (because my head gets swollen too much)

 

 

Wait...what the fuck am I doing? Giving you pointers? Shit, scratch everything I said. I'm lying...that's not the way.

 

Ah fuck it, it is what it is...that's the way...

 

Or is it?

 

SIN

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

I will be very interested to see how Tagia writes WC... I don't know that she's been matched up with a true speedster yet.

[Retard Girl 0]

Taiga, that was a nice match (I know it was a draft), the only complaint that I had is that you really fucked me up and embarass (Cant spell for shit) the shit out of me. You're not faster than me (About even), I'm bigger, stronger, and somewhat technically sound. IMO, me being stronger than you, I use that to my advantage and got cocky (More than what I already am). You use my cockiness against me, finding away to outthink me (because my head gets swollen too much)

 

 

Wait...what the fuck am I doing? Giving you pointers? Shit, scratch everything I said. I'm lying...that's not the way.

 

Ah fuck it, it is what it is...that's the way...

 

Or is it?

 

SIN

 

 

 

 

 

you see, before i cut the match short, i had intended to make you beat the shit out of me more than you did. you were going to be giving me finishers but then pull me up before the three count to beat me up some more. and stuff like that.

 

 

you're right though, except for the more technically sound part. that'd be worth to see at some time, a submission match of some sort XD

 

[Guest This is Bo]

Ok, maybe not the submission stuff, but stuff like mat wrestling, SIN can hold his own, he prefers not to, he likes hardhitting action, but if he has to adapt then so be it.

 

I see what you're saying about that you wanted to write more about me kicking your ass...but what I read was good, and this is what...your 5th match or something like that?

 

I havent wrote in 4 years, somewhere to that affect, and I've lost alot of ability...shit, not to say that I was any good in the first place, but I did have more time.

 

Keep up the good work though, you should give WC a run for his money.

 

G/L

[Retard Girl 0]

just some clips i found very amusing...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KOJI drops down and wraps one hand around Johnathan Clarke’s throat, then places the other on the canvas and begins doing push-ups as referee Brian Warner starts counting…

 

‘One!’

 

‘Two!’

 

‘Three!’

 

‘Four!’

 

‘Fi-’

 

KOJI stops and looks up, apparently asking Warner why he’s counting along to the push-ups. Warner tells him in no uncertain terms to stop what he’s doing and KOJI looks confused, then gets up to continue the conversation…

 

…and it’s purely coincidental that his foot ends up on Clarke’s windpipe.

 

‘One!’

 

‘Two!’

 

‘Three!’

 

‘Four!’

 

‘Fi-’

 

KOJI steps back, his expression truly horrified that Warner could possibly think he meant that. He continues backing up and Warner follows him, waving his finger in the face of the apparently apologetic former Tag Team Champion…

 

*BANG!*

 

…which allows TORU to climb to the top rope and come off with the TORU Hammer to Clarke’s chest!

 

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

 

Warner spins around at the noise and races over to chastise TORU, whose explanation in halting English appears to be something along the lines of ‘I slipped’, which doesn’t do much to mollify the referee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"So, on behalf of my new colleague to my side, I'd like to thank you all for coming out here tonight. Or, buying the DVD. Viewing this segment on YouTube. Illegal download? You will be hunted down and tortured by an expendable SWF personality, I have no thanks for you.

 

 

[Guest This is Bo]

Shit, I just noticed the date its due...I know I'm going to need more time.

Tonight I gotta do some overtime working with ACS.

Tomorrow - Gotta take my kids to see Dora (I'm getting tired of that big head)

Friday - I usually get some ass...lol...no, but my kids gets crazy on Fridays...we go out to eat and what not.

 

I can write Saturday, it will be difficult with my kids wanting to use the comp to play their drawing games.

 

All of this is going on, and now I have to prepare of a birthday party for my mother whose birthday is on the 25th.

 

Please allow me more time. I will try my hardest to turn it in on-time, just letting you know that more than likely I will ask for more time.

 

Shit, now I really have to get started, and write a promo...

 

heh...it is what it is.

 

SIN/Bo

[Toxxic 0]

See, Landon plays hardball with net pirates.

[Rawknight 0]

Tomorrow - Gotta take my kids to see Dora (I'm getting tired of that big head)

 

Kids... I am writing Pro Wrestling... Estoy escribinedo lucha libre...