Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 7, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2660497 Can Cabbageboy stop posting in sports threads? He never gives anyone credit and always is quick to call winners "undeserving" or "fluky". The act is tiresome. I would if I could, Porter. I would if I could. But, you forgot him using wrestling terms in every sports post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 7, 2008 This Week in Baseball 4/7 - 4/13, 2008 Orioles: Merely great or the greatest ever? Heh. Congrats to Marvin for his Orioles kicking ass! Go Nick Markakis! He's really rounding into a great 5-tool player! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 7, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2661477 Interview w/ Trish Stratus! By Retro Rob. Who respects zacalex90210. I messaged that Fake Trish that fooled just about the entire IWC, and she wouldn't message back. Snob! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 8, 2008 Sports This ain't intramurals, brother. Much better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 8, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2662078 That's fucking stupid idea. I'll just make sure to change my e-mail to [email protected]. Not the brightest bunch runnin' this place yet AGAIN. Why don't you do something a bit more constructive like making an uppercase letter and a # be required. I might change my e-mail to that. And, he's right, this is not a good idea. Let's breakdown why. Positives: 1) We think this will stop me from stealing accounts. 2) ... 3) More REFERNCES for The McKenzie Group. Negatives: 1) It will not stop WildPegasus, Eagan247, and Prince Paul, at all. Because they already have the stolen accounts, and few people still join this board. They can log in to all those accounts, copy the e-mails, and the terrorists win. 2) It is an ENORMOUS inconvenience for the common forums.thesmartmarks.com user. Most of these people use "password" as their password. They're worse with computers than Dan from Chicago. Do you realize the confusion logging in with their e-mail will cause, even if they read the PINNED ANNOUNCEMENT 1423 times? The Town Hall wrestling topics will only be Cheech and Dandy. Sure, it sounds great now, but posting to yourself really isn't all that fun unless you have Asperger's Syndrome. 3) Adminbot WILL fuck something up. Don't let him do things. Steal the board from him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 8, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2662106 Man, Utley's a ball magnet today. He just got hit for the 3rd time today. Hawt. Now, get him injured so my boy Chone Figgins is the greatest fantasy 2B in all the land. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 8, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2662063 Once again Jay Crawford and Dana Jacobson make complete fools of themselves. Stuff. He still watches Cold Pizza/Whatever It's Called Now! I think Dama would truly love living in a gulag. Seriously, can't they get hosts on that show that know something about sports? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 8, 2008 (edited) http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2657779 Dial Idol has the bottom 3 as LOTS OF SPOILERS FOR AMERICAN IDOL. Hey, thanks for watching out for us. As we know American Idol is SERIOUS BUSINESS. But, projected results from a lame program that poorly records busy votes is far from official. You don't have to be so careful next time! TSM will survive knowing Cunty Shitson only won Delaware and New York, one day early. Edited April 8, 2008 by Queen Leelee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 8, 2008 And where are RavishingRickRudo's wrestling-like reviews of AI, this year. I'm so disappointed by that thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 8, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2658560 As Czech can tell you, the Dave Loggins-penned "Augusta" will soon be welcoming us to the broadcast, but for the first time, on ESPN instead of USA. Yes, The Masters, in all its splendour, starts in a week. I love golf! Even though I'm absolutely terrible playing it. Too bad golf threads don't thrive here. But, keep tryin'. The syrupy Masters music is the true beginning of spring. At least when I didn't live in Phoenix. Now it means that 120 degree temps are on the way, and many old people will die. and the ladies have their first major of the year starting this week as well, with the McDonald's LPGA. Well, it was the Nabisco Championship, formerly the Dinah Shore. But, you were close! And who gives a fuck about those bitches, anyway. Girls are all mean and stuff. Oh, and Lorena Ochoa is awesome and win. I heart her. It's also Rory Sabbatini's bday, as Wilbon mentioned on PTI today, before Tony called him "your boy". I'm glad that co-incided with a college hoops coach they were talking to suggesting that he "take over for Wilbon". I hate that Sabbatini. Yeah, that Sabbatini is a jerk. And he talks lots of shit. That's why I like him. Let's all celebrate Hefty sucking for another major this week! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 9, 2008 (edited) hehe just kidding Can I please have the permission to continue my blog. Nobody reads them anyway. I've grown tired of having my own forum. I do not deserve one. Edited April 9, 2008 by Queen Leelee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 9, 2008 Use this forum as your blog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 10, 2008 (edited) David, did you delete Leo's posts to refuse giving me hope in returning to forums.thesmartmarks.com, which only further leads to your HEEL TURN when I do return. Or, because Leo said I look like Brookers, which he would be slain for. Edited April 10, 2008 by Queen Leelee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 10, 2008 I didn't say you looked like Brookers, I was only commenting that I liked your av that had been imitating Brookers. Come on, now. I don't know what happened to my post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 10, 2008 I know, but I really hate Brookers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 10, 2008 Oh, fuck, cabbageboy is posting a lot again. What do I do. I can't contain myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 10, 2008 Hello, friends. Welcome to a new series exclusing to The Gulag , Exercises in Futility. For Part I, we're on a difficult venture: Find a good cabbageboy post. We're limiting this to sports. This promises to be pointless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 10, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2663103 I don't get the badmouthing of Rick Barnes. What exactly was Texas in basketball before he got there? With Tom Penders as coach? Like, when Texas made the NCAA's every year? Let's look... Penders made the tourney 8 of 10 years. With an Elite Eight and Sweet Sixteen appearance. So, Barnes improved things a bit. However, this post already fails. UK would have been better off if he had taken the job, instead of wondering if Gillispie will run off to OK State or if he stays get arrested for DUI or whatever. Those DUI's were over 5 years ago. You're being a prick. Calipari at UK would be a terrifying proposition for the rest of college hoops. The guy turned a nothing program like UMass into a juggernaut, and took a moribund and irrelevant Memphis program to new heights. What would he do at a place like UK that actually cares about winning and gave him all the resources to do so? Memphis doesn't care about winning? Irrelevant? So, they struggled a couple years before Calipari got there because Tick Price was a piece of shit that fucked students. Shut up. TRY AGAIN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 10, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2662769 I can't see Bill Self leaving Kansas for OK State. It seems like a strange move, not so much that OSU is a bad program but unless they offer some massive deal then I think he's staying at KU. The rumored deal was released long before he posted this. Yes, it's massive. The rumor is that if Self doesn't go there then OSU will look at Billy Gillispie, which would make him 1 and done at UK. Wonder what UK would do if Gillispie did leave? Find a new coach. One that's not a raving drunk, like you say. I don't really care. Why are you hypothesizing about a school finding a new coach if their coach leaves who is by far not the favorite to get another job. For whatever reason I can see them throwing money at Bob Knight, though I have nothing to base that on. Hey, you admit it for once. But, you still fail. Close, though. TRY AGAIN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 10, 2008 I see. It's hard not to. I removed your warning level and put it at 0 since there weren't any reasons for it being as high as it was. That's something, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 10, 2008 Repeated references to the fortunes of one's fantasy team will result in penalties, and that goes for everyone. SANCTIONS WILL BE LEVIED. Oh, and FUCK Kerry Wood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 10, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2661962 Oh man, you guys can just imagine how much I was laughing my ass off at that game last night. As a Louisville alum I was bewildered as to why some U of L fans were actually cheering FOR Memphis in this game. Thank you for pointing out that you're a Louisville alum. I don't think anyone in the sports forum knew. Doin' it for the former Metro/Conference USA conference. Someone should put together a highlight reel (or would that be lowlight?) of various Memphis debacles over the years. Start with Walton schooling them in 1973, maybe the end of the Memphis/Louisville 1986 game with Milt Wagner making 2 FTs, obviously the whole Darius Washington 2005 FT deal, and end it with the title game last night and all those clanks at the FT line. Asshole. I'm not Memphis fan, and less of a bob_barron fan. But, I want Bob to beat the shit out of you. Also at various points show Dana Kirk behind bars, how they vacated the 1985 FF, the various players over the years either shot dead or in prison, fans throwing knives and coins at opposing players, etc. Why couldn't you be in the way of one of those knives. What is it with college basketball and former criminal activities with you. PLAY AGAIN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 10, 2008 All his posts really are shitty! And cabbageboy hasn't even busted out his trademark yet. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2660404 Wow, KU must really hate Roy Williams for leaving because I didn't see coming at all tonight. I'm actually hoping Kansas can go ahead and win this thing, since they are certainly due at this point. I thought going in to the FF that KU was the least of the various evils: Except for one scrub, nobody on this year's KU roster was recruited by Roy Williams. They don't care about him. They tried to win a very important basketball game. UNC did not shoot 10% in the first 10 minutes of the game because Roy Williams isn't very nice to KU. --UNC. Got their usual bullshit home court bracket, got some calls, beat my team. So screw em. Sigh. It's not bullshit. The top 4 seeds in every region go to the closest site possible. Hey, remember where U of L played their 1st and 2nd round games last year despite being the 6th seed? THAT was bullshit. And your sorry team still lost. --UCLA. Been bogus all year and got some screwy wins, should have been out 2nd round. WE KNOW. PLAY AGAIN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 10, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2660293 I've said it time and time again. UCLA is never going to win a title under Ben Howland because due to his style they can't score enough. In the post shot clock, 3 point era you can't win titles scoring like 68-73 points a game. Michigan State scored less in 2000. And this is just fucking stupid. A team does not lose simply because they run a slightly slower tempo and score a couple points below the NCAA average. Maybe there are a couple better teams. Maybe there's a team like Memphis with insanely talented guards that you have no chance of stopping. It happens. Ben Howland has made the Final Four, three consecutive years. He's a great coach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 11, 2008 cabbageboy - Forever. Mole - Forever. (And I request that any posts of his concerning me be deleted, and serious penalties be enforced.) Marvin - 1 Week. (He's improved lately, but he still should pay for previous crimes.) I will add more over time. Thank you to any moderators who put these fine posters under consideration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 11, 2008 Milky - 1 month. His gimmick is wearing thin. He's digging back to the lame "I used to be gay" stuff too much, and trying to leech off my heel heat. Give him a month off to refresh things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 11, 2008 PM me your stupid questions, so we can have a fun interactive thread in The Gulag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 11, 2008 0 New Messages. The Pit is down. Facebook is down. I can't even play Scramble! I'm dying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 12, 2008 (edited) 1) Only females are sent here. The end. The telling question is which moderator will make The Gulag no longer suck dick! Edited April 12, 2008 by Queen Leelee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 12, 2008 (edited) who are you ??? This is not a good start! I'm Alyanna Kosner. Add me on Facebook to know more! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=769010261 Edited April 12, 2008 by Queen Leelee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
