Guest Report post Posted April 3, 2008 HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE THIS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 3, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2658304 Bob, I'm not sure if this will make a difference to your thinking I am so unqualified or not, but I have been sending ideas to Cheech and he to me since before I was made a Custodian. I have very limited powers and so does he. Using those powers to flame me in my glorious vanity folder that I've dreamt about since birth. Foul knave. I will continue to do that, and if that keeps you up at night, perhaps you could stalk a cast member of SNL and then whine about everything at two separate forums. Thanks. Ooh, uncalled for fiestiness. You should change your name to Queen Dandy. Dandy - 4 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 3, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2658268 I'd better be coming back too. I'm the most popular poster here! Ha! Milky - 2 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 3, 2008 This is Leena's thread. Fuck that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest (Loggins Name) Report post Posted April 3, 2008 Hello, fitness friend. What bring you back here again. And again. And again. Why would you keep trying to get back into this place? It's not even very good! And I run it now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 3, 2008 I won't delete WP's posts anymore. Carry on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 3, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2658568 Hello, fitness friend. What bring you back here again. And again. And again. Why would you keep trying to get back into this place? It's not even very good! And I run it now! It's "Hello, friend". The Masters starts in a week. Get it right, boy. And stop derailing my thread. Slovakia - 4 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2658888 So what do we make of this LA Times article that says that Favre's agent was quietly poking his head around the league to see if any teams were interested in trading for Favre? The agent denied the story but the writer is standing by his sources. Apparently Brett hasn't filed his retirement papers yet, but this just a non-story, right? AAAAAGGGGG. Stirring up conversation about the retirements of Brett Favre and Roger Clemens is an automatic infraction. Yes, it's petty, but fuck you. Cheech - 1 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2658213 -Do you guys feel there are too many all encompassing threads? Currently the last ten topics in the forum include two NBA threads, an MLB thread, an NHL thread, the NFL offseason thread, two fantasy baseball threads. A great deal of the discussion involves posting about games ongoing and little else. Should we change that somehow? A sly way to avoid mentioning the superfluous baseball threads at the bottom of the first page. And what about the "Ask Al?" thread. You know I want to contribute. I have so many things to ask you, Loves. But, we'll save that for later. -Should we encourage more topics based on issues in sports? This new regime really pisses you off, huh. 909 starting shit like soccer. In your sports forum. It might be time to kill yourself like nikjohns, in sacrifice of the TSM Sports folder. -Are there any valid complaints about my actions here? "Valid complaints" meaning Cheech, and whatever people are deluded into thinking you're a great guy. MAJOR penalty. Leave my F.TSM.C. Alan Keiper - 20 point DOUBLE MAJOR infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 Pinned: Changes Cha-cha-changes That's worse than :The Thread: Come back, Mole. 909 - 2 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 I'm easily irritated tonight. Ugh. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2659015 Adam Jones has a new nickname (which Im gonna try and get caught on at the OH and other places) Such as Wii WWE, and whatever else... And I'm sure these other places know to ban you by now. Marvin - 2 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2658229 Maybe on Leena's birthday, the gulag will be open to the public. That would be cruel. I'm so happy posting in my own forum with minimal replies. If only the colored folk could shut the fuck up. On my birthday, I should be given moderator access to my Gulag. And ban Czech forever. But, it would be my 25th birthday, and I won't be here anymore. That's so sad, I'd be better off dead. Like my 21st birthday, and 22nd, and 23rd, and... So, yeah, shut up, don't give the EUNUCHS any evil ideas. twiztedmind - 1 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2658271 I don't get this thing where fat people are ok with being fat. It's alright to be a little overweight, like Leena, but obesity is totally uncalled for. Ugh. You're well aware there's a million things I'm insecure about, and a million more I'll get pissed about, but my looks aren't one of them. I'm a motherfucking Princess. You're better than this, Dave. And you get a MAJOR for being too fat for me. Milky - 10 point MAJOR infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2659054 So, you admit that you're a liar, a cheat, a fraud, and a thief, as well as being an utterly pathetic and offensively ugly piece of shit who will never amount to anything in his life. Congratulations. Your dead mother must be so proud. I love you, Marney. Please fight with me once at The Pit. Oh, and Mole gets a MAJOR because he's Mole. Mole - 20 point DOUBLE MAJOR OF DEATH infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 Guest Printing a topic Apr 3 2008, 06:52 PM Fuck the heck. I'm no longer the most pathetic TSM member. Make yourself known, immediately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2659090 I certainly think avoiding the vast useless wasteland that is CE will help me out a lot. Marvin - 20 point DOUBLE MAJOR infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2659245 Quite honestly I didnt want to spend 4 days only being able to see Leena's posts. I probably could have put 100 posts in there WM night in a Marvin only post thread but I decided it was better to sit and enjoy WM. You could log out and still read the WWE forum. But, wait. People either skip over your "this show looks bad..in HD" comments, or insult you for being a miserable lump of melancholinicity. How is this better. You make no sense! Who here wants to only be able to post in a forum that hardly anyone else reads and cant respond to? 1500+ views, cockfag. Of course, I could post scat here and still get a shitload of views because I'm the Undisputed Champion of TSM. Why waste your time doing it? I dont think anyone here is that addicted to TSM that they would have to post in there for the sake of posting. Fuck you. Marvin - 5 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2659153 Stuff. Shut up. Now, really, if there was EVER a time for the new administration to enjoy their powers, here it is. Mole in The Gulag. Forever. Mole - 5 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 (edited) Ortonsault is at ESPN HQ, currently. I am very jealous. Brian Kenny was my favorite ESPN "personality" long ago, mostly by default, but he's actually very witty and knowledgeable about all sports. But, then, the greatest interview ever with Chad Johnson. Brian Kenny is a MAN. CJ: "*stupid stuff*" BK: "K, thanks! Bye!" CJ: "THAT'S IT??!!" BK: "LOLZ. Is there something I'm missing, cockfag. What else would like to say, Chad?" CJ: "... I dunno." Awesome. Edited April 4, 2008 by Queen Leelee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted April 4, 2008 Guest Printing a topic Apr 3 2008, 06:52 PM Fuck the heck. I'm no longer the most pathetic TSM member. Make yourself known, immediately. Unrecognized search engine/spam/whatever bot, most likely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 Searching for loans, mortgage loans, prostitute loans from the worldwide conglomerate, The McKenzie Group, of course. Boo, Adminbot. Adminbot - 2 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 (edited) So, the Chicago Cubs won a baseball game yesterday. Kerry Wood threw one good inning, and didn't get injured. Yet, how many posts do we see about this. ZERO. Did we really give up after our elimination number reached the deathly spot of 159. Are we only going to talk about how pretty baseball stadiums look from the outside. Slovakia - 2 point infraction! You condemned me for talking about the Cubs, but you're the same person who got mad at me for talking about the Cardinals, so who you crappin'? I'm crappin' on Niskie. The Championship committee is not a fair bunch. We're West Coast biased. And really hate the Midwest. Oh, and you're missing the point. We appreciate conversation on all baseball teams. But, Anthony Reyes. Oh, I missed this one earlier. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2656367 I don't disagree with the idea that they should trade him, but I also don't understand how stuffing Reyes in the bullpen really aids in his development or adds to his value for any potential trade suitors. Of course, that's of little concern to LaRussa and Duncan, who operate under the same kind of warped world-view that would lead one to think that butter makes a fine vegetable or that TV On The Radio would fare better as a bluegrass band (because there ain't nothing like that there music of the heartland). The 2008 St. Louis Cardinals: This Year, We Drive The Fans To Drink Too Anthony Reyes was probably the worst starting pitcher in the majors last season. I know he had a good spring training, and had a perfect inning last night, and gets a good amount of K's despite not having a "putaway" pitch, and he's still kinda young, and he's really good in AAA, and he won a game in the World Series, and he's got a low-90s fastball with a shitty curve. But, YOU'RE SAYING THIS BECAUSE THE CARDINALS ARE NOT STARTING A GUY FOR LIKE 3 GAMES UNTIL PINEIRO IS HEALTHY AND WILL BE SHIPPED BACK TO MEMPHIS, WHO HAD LIKE A 7.00 ERA WHEN HE STARTED LAST YEAR AND IS NOT VERY GOOD AT BASEBALL! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GET IN A TRADE FOR HIM WHEN HIS STINT IS DONE BY LATE APRIL. The Cardinals are a competitive team in the NL Shitty division. Wellemeyer and Thompson are proven average, ground ball inducing starters. And Wellemeyer was quite good after coming to STL. Reyes losing every game again would not help matters. I'm never mentioning Anthony Reyes again. Slovakia - 2 point infraction! The Man in Blak - 10 point MAJOR infraction! Edited April 4, 2008 by Queen Leelee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=90277 Cheech came up with an idea recently that has been agreed upon. Scott Keith is going to do a question and answer segment with us here at TSM. No. This is a bad idea. I know you cats are just trying to drum up serious wrestling discussion. But, there's only 2 reactions that can come from this: 1) Newer wrestling fans who have no idea who Scooter is, since he's been done writing for years outside of his blog. 2) Former posters here who recall his reign, and subsequent abrogation, of doom. He's a hated figure at TSM. We are only going to submit the relevant questions so bashing him here will only fall on deaf ears. If you have problems with Scott's history with the site or his work, take those comments elsewhere. I don't care if you like him or not, but he has offered his time to come here and answer questions about the business. Oh, now it's a REALLY bad idea. Not only will Scooter be insulted for his previous damage here, but he'll be mocked for being a faux "insider" who is only right when he copies what Meltzer says, which was revealed like a decade ago. Hope that the behemoth doesn't read any comments about him. And I'm sure you're aware of the maturity of the common forums.thesmartmarks.com poster. This is similar to an interview with Mole on how to be a pill-popping, scam artist scumbag. If that's what TSM was about. Which it kinda is. But, whatever. Dandy - 1 point infraction! Cheech - 1 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2659697 Bob Brenly just claimed that at a game in Candlestick Park, they had to use two pitchers in the outfield. I'm curious to see if this is the case (during Brenly's playing career). Brenly is spot on. Here is the game. http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SF...198609280.shtml Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. We do not need to know every time you go to baseball-reference.com to look up some meaningless happening that occured when you were -68. And I'll repeat again that I'm a stats geek. I love reading these things. I go to sites like atptour.com and have fun reading 1R results from 1976. BUT KEEP IT TO YOUR GODDAMN SELF YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS EGOTISTICAL DOUCHEFAG. AND DON'T FUCKING BITCH WHEN PEOPLE POST RELEVANT THINGS IN OTHER SPORTS. Thank you. alkeiper - 10 point MAJOR infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2659746 You can read about all of the changes here. Ugh. Automatic infraction. bigolshitty - 5 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2659743 Not many others? Incase you haven't noticed, Randy Orton has been getting heavily praised by the IWC and wrestling fans a like for stepping up in his role as WWE Champion, and giving it 100%. He's getting great reactions from the crowd, and has been upping his game up when.. blah blah abglhasfdovasnkl;msdf This is a Q&A. Not a fucking novel for a shitty greek asshole. You did this twice! Stop it! EHME - 4 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=88444 Will this thread ever die. It's always on the front page. 162 posts on Pizza Hut. No wonder you're all so fat and grotesque. Infraction to the one with the most posts: King Kamala Classic! King Kamala Classic - 2 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 6, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2655383 I'm enjoying following Ortonsault's (mis)adventures through Whiny Bitches. I hope he tells us more when his vacation's over (or even during, I guess). Know how sometimes neighbours will come over and show vacation slides, and you dread the thought of it prior to? That's nothing like this. So, we get the rare DOUBLE JEOPARDY and USER'S REQUEST WHICH NOBODY HERE CAN DO infraction here. It has come to my attention that this post was entirely created due to voting results in one of those shitty tournaments that I'm never in and people vote for Slayer because they're stupid. This is unacceptable. Nobody should be ashamed admitting that Brady Quinn is attractive. He has lots of sexual relations with women. Don't hate. Appreciate men who win. CanadianGuitarist - 20 point DOUBLE MAJOR infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 6, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2655681 Ortonsault said that his favorite golf player is Michelle Wie. In Hawaii, she's a fucking princess even though she can't keep her head above water and basically failed at professional sports. But anyway, she goes to a high school 5 minutes away from mine, and this exchange took place. (in class) Teacher: "Okay, everyone, let's go around the room and share something about ourselves that no one else knows. Michelle, let's start with you." Michelle Wie: "I play golf." Another USER'S REQUEST THAT NOBODY HERE CAN DO. The poster in question's favorite golfer is not Michelle Wie. He merely wants to inseminate the extremely talented, barely legal Korean lass. Wait, how the fuck did I miss this one before. Failed at professional sports? Fuck the heck. Fine, let's only take her results since turning pro. She finished top 5 in 3 consecutive majors in 2006. She had an average finish of like 4 in 2006. That's ridiculously good. She injured both wrists in 2007. She's 18 years old. Back off, bitchfag. And who are you to mock Michelle. Apologize, immediately. She's a princess. Feel fortunate she attends a school near you. pbone - 10 point MAJOR infraction. pbone - 20 point ANOTHER MAJOR infraction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 6, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2654818 finally, my own folder. If anybody deserves it its me. No. Me. And I still don't have my own folder. Just wait a while, the teal boys will fuck this up somehow. And I'd like to post with you in there. However, David Akeroyd feels that I shouldn't. I don't know why. Besides the constant flaming, trolling, feuding with everyone on the board at some point, being a massive cunt, and that whole stealing 512 accounts thing. Hrmph. Failed Bridge - 1 point infraction! CWM - 5 point infraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites