Amalgamated Leena

[Guest Queen Leelee]

19.

 

Tony Reali being unable to learn how Around The Horn is scored for over 4 years.

 

Damn, he's been on there 4 years already.

 

2 points for a good comment. 3 points for a great comment. -2 for a bad one. I think that's it. It's been a long time.

 

No one pointers. No 6 pointers to make up for Paige being a jackass. Follow the rules. And let Cowlishaw win some more.

 

And the final showdown is just a mess now. Sometimes there's only 2 topics. There's 2 pointers and negative points for no reason. IT MAKES NO SENSE.

 

The bottom line is that Cowlishaw needs to win more.

Edited April 16, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

If it's 9-5, and one runner on, the on-deck runner isn't the tying run. Guy on base, batter, on deck hitter, that's three.

I meant batter, guy on deck, and... next guy on deck.

 

Like when there's a 3 run lead to start the inning. Next guy on deck counts for a save.

 

20.

 

Fuck baseball.

 

 

[Guest Queen Leelee]

21.

 

Boston writers and their cheating ways on Around The Horn.

 

I don't know why ATH is stuck in my head this morn.

 

Does Jackie MacMullen ever lose? Why must Bob Ryan be treated with respect every show for like 10 years now? Dan Shaughnessy... UGH. We're glad he hasn't been on for a long time.

 

Boston writers suck. Every single one of them.

 

And why does Reali, a New York homer, give them special treatment. Doin' it for the conference, Anthony?! BULLSHIT.

 

How about some New York writers? How about this guy who recently retired from the New York Times?

 

Massholes. Blargh.

 

 

[Guest Queen Leelee]

22.

 

I'm wrong a lot.

 

"Next guy on deck" is "in the hole" - Thanks to Spaceman Spiff.

 

And Shaughnessy was never on ATH. - Thanks to me.

 

Was he on Sports Reporters? I know I've seen him somewhere to hate him so much. I'm amazed Sports Reporters has survived with PTI in existence.

 

What other Boston writers were on ATH. Michael Smith, worst NFL "expert/reporter" in history. Michael Holley. That old guy with the glasses a few times. They're all bad.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

23.

 

Emma Watson.

 

But, thankfully, it all ended yesterday when she turned 18. Despite technically being legal since 16 in England.

 

Ah, the joys of being a celebrity. You can be an average looking girl like her, and get millions of dopes to fall for you.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

24.

 

Unauthorized new posters being yellow at the bottom of the board.

 

Now, I'm all for the pretty rainbow at the bottom of the board. But, you can't read the bright yellow names unless you select it. And then you accidentally click their name, which takes you to their profile. However, in my case since Akeroyd took away my member viewing privileges, I just get an ugly error when I do that.

 

And then you realize it's all pointless, since they're either 1) spam bots, or 2) Leena/WP/Prince Paul trying to get back to this board.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Oops, I missed an earlier one.

 

James "AVGN" Rolfe fan or just a coincidence?

 

I knew I got the BULLSHIT from somewhere, and that was probably it.

 

I used to to an AVGN/ANN fan before he went to GameTrailers, who make TSM look like geniuses. His work just isn't the same anymore.

 

I really enjoy classic game reviews, though. They're basically the only thing I watch on YouTube. That, and the always hilariously stupid comments.

 

My favorite reviewer is PlayItBogart. Give him more views.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

since you can't post up top; how happy are you that Randy Orton is finally getting a good push and is very over as a heel champ?

If I wasn't messaged a few times that Randall was the World Champion, I'd have no idea that he was. I kinda assumed he'd be fired by now for fucking up so much.

 

So, yeah.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Milky again.

 

Can/do you cook, clean and perform domestic tasks traditionally associated with the lady of the house? I know, it's not PC anymore, but most guys like it a lot... the cooking at least.

Yes, I can do things. Everyone must clean.

 

I try to cook, but I'm poor at it. Anything more complex than boiling chicken, and we have an adventure.

 

Also, you've been blonde a long time... are you keeping it that way? I liked you with dark hair... of course, I always prefer darker hair on a woman.

I prefer having blonde hair. I think it looks better on me. I'd prefer being a redhead, but it looked awful the couple times I tried.

 

Also, unbleaching isn't fun.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

First of all it's a B not an N...

Pipe down, jiggaboo.

 

How/Where did you meet your husband and what point did you finally figure out he was the one for you?

We met at work. We hearted each other at first sight, but it took a couple months for us to finally talk to each other. Since we rarely passed by one another, and my former workplace wasn't too keen on that sort of thing.

 

Then, we had our first "date" which was trying to kill each other in racquetball. We talked for hours about the joys of fantasy baseball. That's when we knew we were perfect for one another.

 

Then, we started fucking at work and our little Leelee was in love.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

I notice that you much like every other female I know and have seen in the last few months, have the "finger biting" pose in a picture. My girlfriend has even started doing this in pictures also.

 

So my question. What the fuck started this, and what can I do to put a stop to this horrible horrible, unnatural pose that is ruining otherwise wonderful pictures?

Well, it's better than silly pictures with booze in hand. Everyone who posts those on MySpace should die. Me, included. And high angle shots that every female does to show they have boobs, and hide how fat they are. Even if they aren't fat.

 

I think the vibe this pose gives is that you're kinky, yet evil. Which fits for me, perfectly.

 

But, I'll change my avatar anyway.

 

To who I will be in 40 years. Dorothy Zbornak. GOLDEN GIRLS~!

[Guest Queen Leelee]

25.

 

Teagan Presley.

 

She keeps fading away from us. First, getting that nose job that ruined her unique cuteness. Then, getting the ridiculous fake tits she didn't need. And now she's a coke whore. You know, getting that yucky body with the ribs showing. And looking worn out.

 

Another porn talent has left us. They go so quickly in this business.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I think all their shitty gimmick accounts (Seriously, fuck the heck are ForumPro, -DeN- and mysterposterx.) have had that pointless threads closed by one of them, and then one of the kids reopens it to post again with no responses because nobody has any clue what the fuck is going on.

I agree with you, that thread is pretty awful. Even worse, considering it's Kinetic's gimmick (or it appears to be according to the IP). I don't understand why it has to remain open- it's not like he can't just make a new topic to clog up.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

26.

 

One-hour long American Idol results shows.

 

Who the fuck watches this??!!

[Guest Queen Leelee]

27.

 

Kristy. Idol is rigged!

 

I'll weep with you, Ortonsault.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

... How have I managed to fall to such a level of mediocrity?

 

My posts aren't good enough for praise, they're not bad enough for ridicule, and I wasn't even mentioned as a candidate for your TSM wedding.

 

What can I do to regain relevance in Leena's world?

I don't see you post much anymore. That makes it difficult.

 

Besides, I'm finished with the negative post thing.

 

Czech told me to be boring and apply all that stuff I said before, so blame him.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Ugh.

 

When starting a relationship, should I lie about how many women (and men) I've been with? Is this even an appropriate question? I always want to say "None of your business." but it seems rude. I don't want to know about their history. I don't care.

I believe one should always tell the truth, no matter demeaning it may be to yourself or others. That's just my nature. Whatever I do is probably not the best course of action.

 

But, seriously, if someone wishes to dispose of you due to how many sexual partners you had before, then you're probably better off without them.

 

I'd ask if you were ok with any lies you might have told your man, but he might see it. I don't know your policy on that.

I didn't lie to him. It's not like I've been with tons of guys. Although, I did tell him about the DP I did with random hot guys at a bar which was shortly before we got to know each other. David thought it was hot, but doesn't want me to be like that again. And, I won't, because it really sucked. There's little movement or ways to cause sensation.

 

I would love to do the wife/hubby swapping thing sometime... but, we'll wait for that.

 

I would never, in a million, billion years let any girl I had the slightest interest in see this place.

That might be the first sane thing you've said at this board.

Edited April 17, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Do you really dislike this place as much as it seems?

Yes.

If so, why the effort to come back and/or remain?

I don't know. I've answered that one a couple of times now.

Am I that irresistible?

Baiting Cub fans is an irresistible force. That should always happen at TSM.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Question for LeeLee

Leelee.

 

Where did you sneak off at work to do the deed with your soon to be husband? Was this actually taking place at work, or was it more-so during lunch break and off the premise?

There were literally 20-30 "meeting rooms" that nobody ever used in our building. So, it was easy to hide. We usually did it during his breaks, and I could whenever because I'm an office scrub that could do nothing all day and nobody would care.

 

I have a strange fetish with sex in public. It drives me wild. I'd really like to be on the Naughty Office series.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

28.

 

Thomas Henke leading the AL Cy Young standings in the Ultimate Boredum League.

 

Tom is too cool for you guys. He is the closing pitcher I've created in both years of Road To The Show in MLB: The Show. I can't replicate his motion well, though. Please leave him to me. Thank you. Terminated.

Edited April 17, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

29.

 

In: Why is this funny?

By: BruiserBrody

 

So, a shitty, multiple PBP is now beloved because he posts 100 pics of his deformed self.

 

This is forums.thesmartmarks.com.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

30.

 

Leena is being sent to Whiny Bitches under "Princess Leelee 90210" where she can post at TSM to her heart's content and not bother anybody.

This makes no sense!

 

I post in my own forum where nobody can post, and my haters still constantly read me. And the teals/blues post here a lot.

 

The correct way this should be handled is that I have access to all of TSM, and everyone else is sent to The Gulag.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

31.

 

PRINCE~!

 

Finally.

 

He also looks very handsome in his Yahoo! pic. You're supposed to look retarded in those, sir. Like the guy you hit the HR off of.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

32.

 

When I don't delete the 500 requests I get per day for stupid applications to add on Facebook. It takes forever for this shit to load and finish.

 

I guess this is the downside of having ~3000 friends. Oh, well.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

33.

 

I can't change my name like all the cool kids.

 

That ain't right. I should be Lukewarm Bigolshitty if I want to be.

Edited April 17, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

34.

 

Chris Benoit posts. Of any kind. I don't care if there's any "news" about it. Nothing more needs to be said. Please shut up.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

35.

HAHA Jenks just blew the save! WHOO!

 

LOL The Os PH for Hernandez and since they tied the game up, Millar might have to play SS in the 10th. OMG..lol..Mora moved to SS and they lost the DH.

You know, everyone, I'm starting to see where you're coming from.

Edited April 18, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

36.

 

Were you pushing a line of carts too? EHME is dat swoll nigga!

Damn you, Milky.

 

Oh, and the bullshit. The entire page.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

37.

 

That every poster with the seniority that I have will be moderators, and I will never have a chance.

 

Shit, watch Marvin and razazteca be mods soon. Just to fuck with me.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

which habit would be harder for you to give up--messageboarding & chatting, or porn?

I've never been one to enjoy using chat programs, as just about anyone I've chatted with can attest to.

 

I don't need porn much these days. Besides, I watch it more for comedic aspects. And listening to Sasha Grey squeal like a pig and swear like a sailor while taking it in her anal warts is only fun for so long.

 

But, messageboards. I need them. I don't know why they draw my attention. Especially this one.