Amalgamated Leena

[Guest Queen Leelee]

38.

 

Everyone who complains about Marney.

 

Shut the fuck up. Or die.

 

Not just die. Marney may have fun blowing your head off, but I prefer more torturous ways of prolonging your death.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

39.

 

Everyone and their brother having mock drafts. None of you know what will happen. Except for World Champion, Ortonsault.

 

Stop it.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

40.

 

On that note, Christy Hemme as a 2nd round pick? Even a 1st round pick by some?

 

Do people forget that he's terrible? Is he less terrible because he played a few games injured last year? What the fuck?

Edited April 18, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

41.

 

This'll be my first year having the NFL network which I hear has vastly superior draft coverage.

Not really. I mean it's better by default because Mayock > Kiper/McShay and Eisen >>>>>>>>>>> Berman, but NFL Network's coverage could have been much better.

 

I fail to see why either network doesn't show picks after Round 2.

 

The only people still watching Draft coverage by then are complete losers. Just follow the picks, give some details about these players, and we're happy.

Edited April 18, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

42.

 

So, I hear The Pit is STILL fucked up. Heh. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of pricks.

 

Give me about 1 minute with admin powers, and I'd have Fast Reply working.

 

Well, no, I'd fuck the place up now.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Ugh.

 

Wait a minute, which two holes was this DP taking place in? This may contribute to why you didn't like it. If we're talking finger cuffs, all you have to do is hold still and get plowed like a fuck dolly, it's not that hard.

Oral doesn't count as penetration. One in the pink, one in the stink.

 

And I prefer Spitrod over Finger Cuffs.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

1) Do you watch MMA at all?

I tried a couple times. A knockout special was fun to watch... but, watching entire matches, they're far too boring. And I really can't get into some of those long ground grapping matches.

 

2) Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Cats. Have you ever read me babble about my little Mimi?

 

3) Who is your cable/satellite provider, are you satissfied with them?

Currently, we get satellite through Dish Network. We're getting it for free, so I guess we can't complain. I don't watch much TV, anyway.

 

4) What did you dress up as for whatever the last Halloween day you celebrated was?

I was going to be a pussycat, but I was too lazy to do that. So, the year before that, I wore my striped bumblebee shirt, didn't wear shoes, and went on my knees a lot, and thus was Katharine McPhee.

 

5) What is your favorite type of food?

Chicken. That's all I eat.

Edited April 19, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

1. What do you think is the most significant event of each decade that you have been alive in and why?

Stefanie Graf winning the Golden Slam in '88. Thomas Muster winning Roland Garros in '95, and Elena Bovina winning New Haven in '04.

 

That should show how delusional and out of touch with the world I am.

 

2. If you had to decide between staying married to your husband or never posting or reading at TSM for the rest of your life, which would you choose? This isn't a flame, I feel it is a very valid question that a lot of people would find challenging to answer.

If anyone who cares about me wants me to leave here, then I would instantly.

 

I'm not THAT far gone here.

 

3. How would you fix the economy right now?

Ugh, I don't know. I avoid that stuff because it only makes people angry.

 

I do have ideas on how to do this, but they're worse than anything Marney would do.

 

4. Show your tits.

I have. It's up to you kids to find them.

 

 

[Guest Queen Leelee]

And oral does so count! How else can I be DPed? I've only got two holes!

Two in the pooper. That's been done by many.

 

I wouldn't like to try.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

43.

 

How much I love Marney.

 

The bullshit comes because I just wish I was a lesbian but I never acted on it, and Marney is a lesbian who only fucks her family members and would think I'm evil for breaking my marriage ties.

 

Why must things be so complicated?

[Guest Queen Leelee]

44.

 

Okay. ANYWAY. Does anyone have the audio of Marty Brennaman and Jeff Brantley getting righteously butthurt over the bleacher bums throwing too many baseballs on the field? Don't get me wrong, I think it was stupid, but this yielded

"This is why you never want the Chicago Cubs to win."

"Well, they never will! Because they're the Cubs, and they always find a way to lose!"

EDIT: Hear it is.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

 

Let's paraphrase some more lines!

 

"This is the kind of thing quite honestly that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs lose."

 

"Far and away the most obnoxious fans follow this shitty team."

 

"Well, they never blame themselves!"

 

I mean, geez, guys. I lost respect for Marty (had none for Jeff) over this. Maybe he's bitter that the Cubs fired his son.

Oh.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

45.

 

It sounds better when you picture Choken One saying those things, btw.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

46.

 

In: I'm going to be a daddy!

By: Slim Charles

 

Ugh.

 

Please, someone stick a hanger up the stupid cunt that let that hideous Mexican Penis inside of her.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

47.

 

Note to self: do not mention my love of the Cubs and my appearance on the Bozo Show to unstable girls I like.

WOOPS!

[Guest Queen Leelee]

48.

 

This thread has strayed from me posting about BULLSHIT, to posting about anything. Oh, well.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

49.

 

So, that's the Asian (I think) bitch he wanted to fuck.

 

Why do I always miss these things? It's Vyce. He's from DC. He'd obviously do something like that. Damnit, Leelee.

Edited April 19, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

50.

 

Cleveland Cavalier playoff games and Damaramu.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

51.

 

Pittsburgh Pirates.

 

More so, why they haven't been contracted yet.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Frozen in the frigid north asks:

Why do you hate The Pit now? I know you hate a lot about TSM, but I thought you were all hearts and hugs with The Pit?

I basically answered that before, somewhere here.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

52.

 

You know who and the NL Central.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

53.

 

Why the fuck is EHME not banned yet?

[Guest Queen Leelee]

54.

 

Why I didn't use question marks for years.

 

It was so stupid.

[Guest]

Why should he be, flaming in the NSFW areas? No, we won't ban him for that.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

55.

 

That I can't edit a question mark into the thread title.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Why should he be, flaming in the NSFW areas? No, we won't ban him for that.

56.

 

Hey, why am I in the Gulag?

Edited April 19, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest]

It's better this way.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

57.

 

How is it better?

 

EHME is far more annoying and worse than I ever was.

 

Oh, I know why.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

58.

 

Waiting for someone to stop fucking around with his fucking car so I can stop impatiently sitting here.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

59.

 

When people I can't stand message me.

 

I'm fucking bored and trying to kill time, and I still want you to fuck off. So, fuck off.

[Guest Vitamin X]

55.

 

That I can't edit a question mark into the thread title.

Done.

 

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