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The Niggardly King

Ow, holy fuck

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with like half of the upper part of your stomach feeling like you just got a liver kick from Bas Rutten? I don't wanna puke or shit, cause I'm afraid my intestines might fall out and oh jesus fucking christ what have i done to you to deserve this pain? MY GOD I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW AND MY MOUTH IS WATERING LIKE A FUCKING DOG PANTING, AND I THINK I MIGHT JUST END SHITTING MYSELF IF I DON'T TAKE CARE OF THIS... CHRRIEST IT FUCK9ING HRUTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Guest Tzar Lysergic

Constipation.

 

I've felt this way, but I knew the cause(s).

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You need to add the word "shat" to your vocabulary. You won't find it in Webster's but it is the past tense of shit.

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