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Promo: Savage instincts

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Fade in on Va'aiga...

 

Va'aiga: For all of y'all who wanted to hear the savage... only Savage I know drops beats..

 

The background music for the promo fires up – with the familiar shouting style of Samoan/NZ (2nd migration, brah!) rapper Savage calling out the start of

 

Ahem...

Ladies and gentlemen he's finally here

Make some noise for... 1,2,3,4!

 

I know you know who this is...

I know you know who this is...

I know you know who this is...

I know you know who this is...

 

If you love Savage

Wave ya hands! Wave ya hands! Wave ya hands!

And D'konz too

Wave ya hands! Wave ya hands! Wave ya hands!

Now ladies c'mon

Wave ya hands! Wave ya hands! Wave ya hands!

And fellas c'mon

Wave ya hands! Wave ya hands! Wave ya hands!

 

Va'aiga: Now what we have here. Another cocky fuck calling me out on my history. Mouthing off about where he's from. Shooting on my background. Now let me tell you how it goes. It ain't that there's no law and order in NZ. Just there's two sets of rules. See there's the law of the Pakeha and the law of the Maori. And when the two clash guess which one I follow. And it ain't never been about dodging spears – knives, fire axes, bullets and those motherfuckin' police batons... I'm more used to that. I won't lie and say I don't got a Koe -It's my link to my roots and I ain't gonna risk breaking it on your worthless skull. And for the record you don't throw a Koe, you batter someone to death with it.

 

Va'aiga runs a hand through his cornrows while giving the camera a slight look of disgust.

 

Va'aiga: Apparently my first sin is talking shit. Well I'm aiming for about my 20th sin to be driving your head through the canvas. By the time I hit about 37, 38 sins I might finish you off with a lariat. But shit, If I haven't committed at least 5 sins and broken a couple of commandments before breakfast it's a slow day for the Maori. Like my ex tag partner said – sometimes you gotta sin to win.

 

Pause for a drink of water.

 

Va'aiga: I've been called a primitive before. I've been called an animal. Seven words on that. “Be careful of what you wish for.” See I've said it a hundred times – South Pacific peoples are a modern mob, we just know how to tap into those savage instincts. Something deep in our genetics. You sit there cracking a brew, I know I can't touch the stuff cos it fucks the brown man up – my genetics. I look in the mirror each day and see a little more growing on my puku – my genetics. I get in a fight, the hunter in me comes out and I want to RIP SOME MOTHERFUCKER APART – my genetics. I ain't gonna boil your head. We ain't done the whole cannibal shit for hundreds of years. Wouldn't be worth cookng your toenga kainga ass anyways.

 

Va'aiga allows himself a little smirk at the cultural reference.

 

Va'aiga: You accuse me of talking shit. Oh you do NOT understand. See when you step on my marae you WILL get challenged. You WILL get told of how I can beat the fuck out of you. That's the way it's always been done. And if you don't heed the warnings and you step into my iwi uninvited all those threats that you've been laughing off all become so very real. There are two kinds of people that fight The Maori. Those who shrink away and those who man up. The first group are just plain dumb – show weakness and I will exploit it as I beat you down. The second group are... also just plain dumb. Front up to the Maori and you're in the firing line for getting your skull caved in. I'm gonna be interested to see which you are. Cos all you are to me at the moment is a little punk whose mouth is writing cheques that his body is never gonna be able to cash. And the debt collector is comin'. Shrink like a violet, die like a dog... it's all up to you now. BOO-YAH!

 

Pause....

 

Va'aiga: Kefe!

 

The roof! The roof! The roof is gone!

You don't need to worry because Savage ripped it off!

But the roof! The roof! The roof is gone!

You don't need to worry because Savage ripped it off!

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Very good Comeback Promo. I thank you for making this match interesting to say the least.

 

Given the dedication that Va'aiga and I have put into making this match something to talk about, I feel that win lose or draw, people should read BOTH matches.

 

Thanks

 

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