Guest KANE Report post Posted June 21, 2002 If you were a writer, and Vince demanded that you find ways for him to live out his letcherous fantasies with women, how would you do it? Personally, the way it's being done now is terrible. Here's how I'd make it entertaining: It starts out with a simple bet: Bossman: "Hey Vince, I bet you can't bend Stacy Kiebler over your desk and plow her ass like a fallow field?" Vince: "Oh yeah? Watch this!" ::Vince hits Stacy in the head with a bat. She falls unconscious on top of Vince's desk, her ass sticking up in the air:: Vince: "Now, if you'll excuse me...it's time to plant some seeds." Later on: Vince: "Now what diva wants to join the TAKE VINCE'S COCK IN THE ASS CLUB! Come on, ladies...you're all going to join one way or the other. Cry Lita! I want you to cry when I'm pounding your ass!" The following week: JR: MAH GAWD! VINCE'S OLD BALLS ARE DRAPED ACROSS STACEY'S FACE! THEY'RE OLD, AND HANGEY!" Vince: "I want you to cry when my balls are on your face, Stacy!" Thus establishing Vince's new catchphrase, "I want you to cry." Vince deamands more letcherous actions, so... Cut to: Trish taking a shower. She's lathering up, then looks to her right. Camera pans to show Vince, hunched over, naked and masturbating. Trish: "AAAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" VINCE: "CRY FOR ME TRISH! I WANT YOU TO CR-AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! oooooh....oh, thank you....ahh..." Trish screams and flees the scene, as McMahon leans on the wall, eyes rolled back into his head. That would be especially funny, because Vince's presence bothered her, but a cameraman with a live feed to millions the world over didn't. But I think it was more than Vince's presence...I think it was the cock in his hand. See? If the WWEs storylines are going to be stupid, why can't they just go all the way? If Vince gives the writers shitty ideas, like being intimate with the divas, they should spin them into gold! On another note, when Rhyno returns, he should be put into a program with Brock. I would write Brock and Rhyno to have a friendly bet. They'll both go to Barcellona, participate in the Running of the Bulls, and whoever kills more bulls wins. Rhyno gores a bull head on, the bull collapses. Rhyno: "I killed 4 bulls. How'd you do?" Brock: "I killed 3 bulls, and 2 bystanders." Rhyno: "Bystanders don't count, besides, I got 1 of them, so I'd have won anyway." Brock: "You also picked on the sickly, lame bull! He doesn't count, that should be, like, a half a point" Rhyno: "It should not!" See? Insta-feud. It isn't rocket science. If Russo's back or if he's not, if the WWE is going to be stupid, at least be entertainingly stupid. (PS--Before you flame, realize that I'm just kidding. I know these ideas would suck, I'm just yanking your chains. Haha!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted June 21, 2002 uh yeah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted June 21, 2002 so you want wwe to turn into a porno film company? you might want to start watching xpw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KANE Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Nah, I just want Vince's new corporate catchphrase to be, "I want you to cry!" Hey, WWE television is getting that reaction anyway, right? They say the best gimmicks are the ones that are true... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Remember a couple weeks back when Vince went to kiss Stacy and she kind of cringed? What happened with that? Was it a shoot? A dropped storyline? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KANE Report post Posted June 21, 2002 I didn't see it, but Scott Keith's recap made it sound like the cringe was real and wasn't supposed to happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 and this all ends with Shane McMahon stealing Stacy from Vince Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted June 21, 2002 I didn't see it, but Scott Keith's recap made it sound like the cringe was real and wasn't supposed to happen. Being that it was a backstage skit, and I thought those were taped, it suprises me that it would have been allowed to be shown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted June 21, 2002 and this all ends with Shane McMahon stealing Stacy from Vince couldve, but Russo got demoted already Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted June 22, 2002 With Heyman writing smackdown, I wouldn't be surprised (or disapointed) to see both Stacey and Dawn Marie leave Vince for each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest franchise632 Report post Posted June 22, 2002 YES!!!!!! Re-create the Beulah - Kimona lesbian angle!!!!!!!! As long as its not Vince going "I'll take'em both, i'm hardcore!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Ya know, Stacy as a lesbian would be the only way she could get heel heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Ya know, Stacy as a lesbian would be the only way she could get heel heat. Heck no!!! That would turn the men on even more. Stacy as a nun would be the only way she could get heel heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWE Champion Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Thus establishing Vince's new catchphrase, "I want you to cry." Then they could put "I want you to cry!" at the beginning of his entrance music~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted June 22, 2002 How bout Stacey shaving her head, gaining 400 pounds, and becomming a coke fiend. I wouldn't like her much after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted June 22, 2002 How bout Stacey shaving her head, gaining 400 pounds, and becomming a coke fiend. I wouldn't like her much after that. Then we'd have to call her Sunny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted June 22, 2002 and this all ends with Shane McMahon stealing Stacy from Vince personally i would love to see that played out. i would love to see vince trying to humilate stacy in the ring in some way and then: "HERE COMES THE MONEY" and Shane can casually stroll to the ring, take Stacy on his arm, and walk away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest claydude14 Report post Posted June 22, 2002 that was disturbing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted June 22, 2002 and this all ends with Shane McMahon stealing Stacy from Vince personally i would love to see that played out. i would love to see vince trying to humilate stacy in the ring in some way and then: "HERE COMES THE MONEY" and Shane can casually stroll to the ring, take Stacy on his arm, and walk away. Wasn't Shane the one that walked her to the ring when she came to WWF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted June 22, 2002 ive never actually seen any pictures of Sunny at her lowest point, anyone feel like posting one? (Without throwing up) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Here's a pic (Not safe for work) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prince Paul Report post Posted June 22, 2002 I didn't see it, but Scott Keith's recap made it sound like the cringe was real and wasn't supposed to happen. It was scripted....to show that obviously a pretty woman as young as Stacy, wouldn't really want Vince...except for his money maybe. And Smackdown is taped...so if it was a shoot, it would've got edited. And Kane...I'm not sure about your whole scenario with Vince screwing all the divas screaming make me cry while Vince masturbates. You must be a child of the Russo era. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted June 22, 2002 I didn't see it, but Scott Keith's recap made it sound like the cringe was real and wasn't supposed to happen. It was scripted....tho show that obviously a pretty woman as young as Stacy, wouldn't really want Vince...except for his money maybe. And Smackdown is taped...so if it was a shoot, it would've got edited. her feud with dawn marie seems to be for vince's affection so it will be interesting to see what comes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GenerationNever Report post Posted June 22, 2002 why is she feuding with dawn marie over his old ass then? I would assume they are feuding over who gets to be his mistress. Their reasons for wanting this are the same reason other women have sex with a rich, married man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KANE Report post Posted June 22, 2002 I didn't see it, but Scott Keith's recap made it sound like the cringe was real and wasn't supposed to happen. It was scripted....tho show that obviously a pretty woman as young as Stacy, wouldn't really want Vince...except for his money maybe. And Smackdown is taped...so if it was a shoot, it would've got edited. And Kane...I'm not sure about your whole scenario with Vince screwing all the divas screaming make me cry while Vince masturbates. You must be a child of the Russo era. Haha, right, it was a disgusting joke, of course. On another note, I'm noticing this board has one of those "quote inside quote inside quote..." message systems. I'm not editing this one as example, but these can get ugly fast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nezbyte Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Here's a pic (Not safe for work) She doesnt look too bad there. Or maybe it's my ability to see SOMETHING good in just about every woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted June 22, 2002 This thread's gone nuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebear Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Sunny looks not that great... not that she looks horrible, but compared to how hot she was 6-7 years ago... that's a far cry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted June 22, 2002 I think she looks alright in that picture. Not WWF quality, but good enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Im assuming that inevitably Linda has to show up and put a stop to Vince's Shenanegans again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
