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http://xpwrestling.com/pages/asylum/

 

"Over the next few sets of classes Sabu, New Jack, Kronus, and others will come join in and lend their style and ideas to you."

 

Yes you too can learn how to hit people with crap, jump off balconies and bleed alot just like New Jack and learn whear and how to still get yourself booked at shows even if you are an unmotivated, too lazy to hit the gym(cause hey, you can still do the 450 so fuck it) fat piece of shit just like Kronus.

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Kronus is a fat piece of shit.. no one is arguing this fact. LOL!

Guest gangsteruwa
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Isn't the phrase "XPW Wrestling School" oxymoronic?  Maybe an XPW mark can argue that it isn't but how can one teach something he (or she) obviously knows nothing about.  Sabu a wrestler (sure), Kronus a wrestler (he was when he was about 300 pounds lighter), New Jack a wrestler (hahahaha, no fucking way, he even admits that he can't wrestle).  Quite frankly I can wrestle better than a majority of the XPW locker room, and I have had no training at all (hmmm probably much like most of them??).

Guest TheDames7
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New Jack: "If you want to learn wrestling, watch Tough Enough.  If you want to learn how to dive off a balcony and make it with minimal injuries, you've come to the right place.  Aint that right, Sabu"

 

Sabu: *points to the sky*

 

Student 1: "Well are we going to be put on special diets and build up our muscles so that we dont get AS hurt?"

 

Kronus: *eating a sandwich* "Nah....its cool.  Eat anything you want!  Oh, and you dont' have to go to the gym...does it look like I do?"

 

Dames

Guest Carbon Tiger
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>God, this is the dumbest thread ever.

 

Well it is about XPW thinking they can train wrestlers when they don't have any trained wrestlers to begin with. So considering this thread is about XPW it being dumb should come as no surprise.

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Why would anyone want to leanr wrestlnig from that convicted rapist New JAck? How the asshole even got into the business is beyond me.

Guest dreamer420
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This is a bad idea.  It's like having the worst drivers in the world running a driving school.

Guest WWF4Life
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It's like Scott Hall running an AA class...something's not quite right. Seriously, XPW sucks. I'm surprised anyone has actually bothered to visit their website, or that they have a website in the first place.

Guest ElLocoTas
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This is a bad idea.  It's like having the worst drivers in the world running a driving school.

I gotta go phone Rob Black b/c Im going to open a driving school during the next few months...

Guest Stoned Raider707
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Why would anyone want to leanr wrestlnig from that convicted rapist New JAck? How the asshole even got into the business is beyond me.

Oh really a convicted rapist? since when? He's killed people, I don't think he has ever been convicted of rape.

Guest dreamer420
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He's a KILLER, not a RAPIST.  Fuck, get it right.

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