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Edgar Allan Poe

Stephen King

George Romero

Dario Argento

Weird Al

 

Well someone has to lighten the mood!

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Just don't mention his dead parents.

 

I actually wouldn't mind shooting the shit with Steve King either. I love his books, and he's apparently a good conversationalist. I like the story of how he met Salman Rushdie, and they talked about the best albums to listen to while stoned.

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Mike Tyson

Evander Holyfield

 

If I pick anyone else, they'd die. That dinner would be an all-out war.

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Mike Tyson

Evander Holyfield

 

If I pick anyone else, they'd die. That dinner would be an all-out war.

 

Please...

 

That would be pale in comparison to Trevor Berbick and Larry Holmes at a dinner table together.

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Would you really want to sit down & have dinner with Sun Tzu, Moses, or Karl Marx? You guys are just trying to sound intelligent.

 

Moses is just in there to endure the wrath of those who don't believe in anything that he does.

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I like doing alternate themes:

 

All living, and probably an overall more genuine one:

Alan Moore

Eddie Izzard

Stephen King

Marilyn Manson

Conan O'Brien

 

 

Drink till you pass out:

GG Allin

Doug Stanhope

Shane MacGowan

Steve-O (but not current sober Steve-O)

Yucko the Clown

 

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Walt Disney

Andy Kaufman

My uncle Eddie, whom passed away when I was 7

Daniel Quinn

Mick Foley

 

 

 

I'd have to sit in a smoking section, just for Walt Disney alone, man had a crazy smoker's cough too. I'm sure Andy would love that. Personally, however, I'd rather have five separate dinners over the course of a week or something.

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Just for fun:

Floyd Mayweather

Mike Tyson

Tupac

Mark Henry

Michael Hayes

 

Seriously tho:

Edgar Allen Poe

Me in the future

Christy Hemme

Eddie Guerrero

Chester Bennington

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How about Me 10 years ago, 10 years from now, 20 years from now, 30 years from now and 40 years from now? (It'd be a bit of a bummer if the 30 and 40 Mes didn't show up.)

 

 

Now I picture you and 10 years ago you sitting at a table alone and asking at the same time "So...what do you think happened to us?"

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This one would be acceptable too. Except replace Phil Jackson with Liz Vicious.

 

Damn yeah! I thought I was the only one into Liz Vicious. Well played, sir. Well played.

 

 

Five People, eh?

 

Pete Doherty

Jerry Hsu

Heath Kirchart

Keira Knightley

Cat Power

 

 

Yeaaaaaah.

 

 

OR!

 

 

Robert De Niro

Keira Knightley

Jack Nicholson

Megan Fox

Pete Doherty

 

 

 

 

Probably the second one, actually.

 

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Lindsey Lohan

Britney Spears

Amy Winehouse

Pink

The Olsen Twin That Had The Drug Addiction Eating Disorder

 

 

I wouldn't care if I got zero sex off any of them, or even if one of them bit me and gave me rabies, I'm just incredibly curious what the conversation would be like.

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Alternate:

 

The top four Sumo wrestlers over the course of history and a japanese translator. I'd just watch them eat and have dude explain what they were talking about.

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This one would just be fun (for me anyway...)

 

Bill Gates

Richard M Stallman

Larry Ellison

Scott McNealy

Linus Torvalds

 

 

You think it'd just go down as a Gates-bashing fest but watch for interactions...

 

Stallman and Torvalds, while both contributing half of the GNU/Linux equation, fight each other constantly.

 

McNealy is not a fan of Oracle or Microsoft, and probably still blames the uprising of Linux for why Solaris (and now OpenSolaris) is struggling.

 

Ellison owns Oracle and basically is richer than any of the other eaters, sans Gates. There's huge personal jealousy there that has been openly stated.

 

 

 

I'd be the one playing moderator but really trying to say something to start a giant geek/tech-fueled shitstorm. Could you imagine a red-faced Larry Ellison screaming top of his lungs about no matter how rich Gates gets, he's still the main reason technology runs today. Ego and hubris all over the place, even from the FOSS-heads.

 

Freakin Awesome!

 

 

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Mahatma Gandhi

Mike Tyson

Adolph Hitler

Fred Phelps

Bill O'Reilly

 

Mainly to see who would go off the deep end first during the conversation. I'd put money on Gandhi as the dark horse.

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Mahatma Gandhi

Mike Tyson

Adolph Hitler

Fred Phelps

Bill O'Reilly

 

Mainly to see who would go off the deep end first during the conversation. I'd put money on Gandhi as the dark horse.

 

That would be a bad room to be a Jew in.

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