alfdogg 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2008 [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and the Deadly Alliance makes their way through the curtains, to the boos of the crowd. COLE And the Deadly Alliance, all four members, out here, ready for six-man tag team action! Let's go to the ring! RING ANNOUNCER (in Italian) [i]Onorevoli colleghi, il seguente è un uomo sei Tag Team concorso, in programma per una caduta! Fare a modo loro l'anello, accompagnato da ALFDOGG, ad un peso totale combinato di tre cento venti chili ... che rappresentano il Alleanza Mortale, il team di THUNDERKID, RIFIUTARE, e il campione OAOAST Heartland, SANDMAN NOVE MILLE![/i] COLE And a terrific job done by our Italian ring announcer, as Alfdogg looks to be headed our way, Coach! COACH All right! As TK, Reject and Sandman step into the ring, Alf grabs a headset and sits beside Michael Cole. COACH 'sup, Alf? ALF I'm just here to get a look at the Heartland champion, and the next World tag team champions, Coach! COACH I'm feelin' you on that! COLE And of course, Thunderkid and Reject, we have learned, will challenge Team Heyross for those titles at School's Out, which will eminate from the Knickerbocker Arena in Albany, New York, on May 25th! COACH Ric Flair made history in that arena in 1992, and we're gonna see new tag team champions crowned in just a few weeks! ALF That's right. A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." "Punishment" by BIOHAZARD starts up, as Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross walk out, to a tremendous reaction from the crowd. COLE And here come their opponents! Brock stops at the top of the ramp, and starts doing his "Happy Happy Hoss Dance~!" RING ANNOUNCER (in Italian) [i]Gli avversari ... a un totale combinato di peso di tre cento cinquanta chili ... uno introducendo in primo luogo, da Victoria, Minnesota ... "L'attuale grande passo", BROCK AUSSTIN![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]Il suo partner, sono i OAOAST World Tag Team campioni ...CHARLIE MUSCHIO e QUENTIN BENJAMIN, SQUADRA HEYROSS![/i] Brock continues his way down to the ring, and leaps onto the ring apron from the floor. He yanks back on the ropes, causing pyro to spray from all four corners! COACH Whoa! Brock steps into the ring, and starts doing his "Happy Happy Hoss Dance~!" again, to warm up for his match. Meanwhile, Team Heyross poses on the buckles. Team Heyross hands their belts to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Sandman starts off with Charlie Moss. COLE Should be a terrific matchup... ALF No, it shouldn't. The Deadly Alliance is back together, and we're gonna wipe the mats with these three scrubs. Sandman and Moss tie up, and Sandman grabs a side headlock. Moss struggles, then lifts Sandman into the air, and tries to set him down, but Sandman takes him down with the headlock. Moss fights to his feet, then backs Sandman into a corner, and backs off after the referee steps in. COLE Clean break from Charlie Moss, and they'll try it again. ALF I'll tell you, Sandman's known for his brawling, but don't overlook his ability on the mat, Michael Cole! COLE Indeed, some nice mat wrestling there from Sandman9000, the Heartland champion for the last seven months! COACH Just two more weeks, he'll have held that belt longer than any competitor in OAOAST history! Sandman and Moss tie up again, and this time Moss grabs the side headlock. Sandman backs Moss into the ropes, and shoves him across. He attempts a clothesline, but Moss ducks, and delivers one of his own! COLE Big clothesline from Charlie Moss! Moss backs into the ropes, and attempts to drop an elbow, but Sandman rolls out of the way! COLE But nobody home there! Sandman then backs into the ropes, and attempts the same elbow, with the same result! COLE And Sandman misses as well! Both men roll into their corners, and tags are made to Brock and Reject. COLE And now Brock Ausstin and Reject will face off. Reject looks a bit timid as he circles the ring with Brock, then the two tie up. They roll around on the ropes, ending up with Reject forcing Brock into them, and delivering a knee to the gut. Reject sets up an Irish whip, but Brock reverses, and goes for a clothesline. Reject ducks, then ducks a second attempt, and tries a flying bodypress, but Brock catches him! COACH Uh-oh... Brock lifts Reject up overhead, and slams him to the mat! Brock yells out to the crowd, which cheers in response. ALF Did he just scream in Italian? COLE In any language, he's calling out to his fans! Brock picks up Reject, and executes a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! ALF And Reject kicks out, even though Brock had the tights! COLE No, he didn't! ALF Hey, you stop being biased and call the match! COACH I put up with this every week, Alf. ALF I feel for you, bro. Brock tags in Benjamin, who comes in and delivers a foot to the gut, then an arm-wringer. Reject backs Benjamin into the ropes, and whips him across. Benjamin leapfrogs Reject, then rolls him up in a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin quickly backs into the ropes, and executes a sunset flip! COLE Look at how quick Quentin Benjamin is! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin again backs into the ropes, this time catching Reject in a flying bodypress! 1... 2... TK reaches in from the outside and breaks up the count! COLE And Reject saved that time by his partner! ALF He wasn't saved, Cole, give me a break. If you're that close where your partner can break the count, why expend energy kicking out? Reject then tags out to TK, who sizes Benjamin up, then circles the ring. As Benjamin moves in, TK delivers a foot to the gut, then hammers him on the back. He goes for an Irish whip, but Benjamin reverses, then leapfrogs TK and runs to the ropes himself, catching TK with a spinning wheel kick! COLE Big kick! Benjamin leaps into the air and drops a leg on TK, then drags him into a corner and starts hammering away with rights! Reject climbs in, but is intercepted by Moss, who pulls him into the opposite corner! Finally, Brock catches Sandman coming in, and fires away on him in a corner! The three then communicate, and send the three DA members into one another in mid-ring! The DA heads out to regroup, as Brock and the tag champs celebrate. COLE And the Deadly Alliance looking to regroup, Alf, it's not looking good! ALF Of course not, these three in the ring are grabbing tights, pulling hair, double, triple teaming, committing every illegal act in the book, what do you expect from these cheaters? COLE :rolleyes: ALF Don't you :rolleyes: at me, Michael Cole, I'll make you :( at the snap of a finger! COLE :ph34r: As Brock's team celebrates, TK sneaks in behind Benjamin, but Benjamin catches him with a kick to the gut. Benjamin sets up an Irish whip, but TK reverses and sends Benjamin in...right over the top to the floor, as Reject pulls the top rope down! ALF He fell right over the top rope! What a klutz! COACH :lol: COLE And now TK with the advantage thanks to that cheap shot from Reject! Reject tosses Benjamin back inside, as Sandman tags in. Sandman executes a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! ALF What's wrong with this referee, is he Italian or something? COLE ...yes. ALF Oh. Sandman tags in Reject, then picks up Benjamin in position for a Dominator as Reject climbs to the top, and comes off with a chop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And another kickout by Quentin Benjamin! Reject stomps away, then picks Benjamin up and executes a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject tags in TK, then whips Benjamin across. TK steps in, and floors him with a BICYCLE KICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK tags Sandman in, and Sandman executes a snapmare on Benjamin, followed by a seated dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Great tactics employed by this team, quick tags, quick covers! Sandman then whips Benjamin into the ropes, and hooks a sleeper! COACH This is it! COLE Sleeper applied by Sandman9000! ALF Quentin Benjamin's about to go to sleep, just like I'll put PRL to sleep once he stops ducking me! COACH Yeah, what's up with that, Alf? ALF He decided he didn't want anything to do with the Deadly Alliance after we laid him and Gerardo out a few weeks ago, so he goes and dicks around with Todd Cortez and Landon Maddix! But he can't duck me forever. Benjamin fades to the mat, as Sandman cranks down on the hold. COLE And with Popick out of the way, Alf's road to that title shot much clearer... ALF No no no, stop right there, Cole. Whether or not Popick's around, that has no bearing on when I get my shot at that title! I'd go through Popick just like I did in the past, and send him crying back to his skank wife. The referee lifts Benjamin's arm... 1!!! 2!!! Benjamin holds through on the third lift, and fights to his feet, then hammers his way out of the hold! He starts to crawl to his corner, but Sandman hooks the leg, and makes a tag to TK. ALF See, look at how well-oiled these guys are! TK stomps away on Benjamin, and applies a Boston crab! COLE And it's another submission hold, this time applied by Thunderkid! Benjamin struggles, unable to make any progress. COACH Looks like this'll be it, finally! However, Benjamin starts to inch, maneuvering towards his corner! COLE Look at this! Quentin Benjamin is actually crawling towards his corner, with the hold still applied! As Benjamin gets close to his corner, Reject climbs in, but is intercepted by the referee, as Benjamin makes the tag! COLE TAG MADE! Moss starts to go after TK, but the referee intercepts and forces him out! ALF Get him out, ref, no tag! TK stomps away on Benjamin, as the referee turns around. He then tags in Reject, and lifts up Benjamin in a hangman's hold. COACH Here it is, Cole, my favorite move! COLE You hate this move, Coach! COACH Naw, naw, this is great, watch this! Reject sizes up Benjamin, and delivers a kick to the midsection! ALF Great stuff, Coach, I agree! Reject backs Benjamin into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then tags in TK, who holds back Benjamin as Reject measures for another kick...but Benjamin moves, and Reject delivers a spinkick right to the gut of TK! COACH Oh, no! Benjamin then runs to the ropes, and jumps into Reject with a bodyscissors, pushing himself into the air off the mat, then catching Reject with a bulldog AND TK with a DDT, simultaneously! ALF :ph34r: COLE Tremendous move by Quentin Benjamin! Benjamin inches over to his corner, and TAGS BROCK! COLE And THERE'S a tag! Brock comes in and backs Reject into a corner, delivering right hands, then catches TK coming at him with rights, as well as Sandman! COLE Brock Ausstin is on fire! Brock slams Reject to the mat, then grabs Moss, who is on the top rope, and executes a ROCKET LAUNCHER~! COLE Rocket launcher! 1... 2... NO! Reject gets a shoulder up! Sandman has slid to the apron, and grabbed a barbed-wire baseball bat! COLE And Sandman about to bring in a foreign object here! ALF How do you know that? Maybe he just has a itch that he can't reach! Sandman attempts to slide in, but is caught by Charlie Moss, who drops an elbow to his back, then executes an STO BACKBREAKER~! He then signals for the end, and summons Benjamin to the top rope! At this point, Alf flips his headset off. COLE Hey, what are you doing! As Moss starts to lift up Sandman, Alf grabs the bat off the apron, and lifts it up into the crotch of Moss! Alf then casually sits back down at the booth, as Moss staggers into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 from Reject! COACH What happened to Moss there, Alf? ALF I dunno. Growing pains, I guess. Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And the Deadly Alliance steals it! Alf gets back up from the booth as the winners celebrate. RING ANNOUNCER (in Italian) [i]Onorevoli colleghi, i vincitori della partita...il team di THUNDERKID, RIFIUTARE, e SANDMAN NOVE MILLE![/i] Alf slides into the ring, and stomps away on Charlie Moss. COLE And another ambush from the Deadly Alliance! Sandman and Alf toss Brock Ausstin to the outside, and begin picking apart the announce table. COLE All right, you guys have made your point, come on now! Alf and Sandman set Brock up for a suplex, then lift him into the air and drop him backfirst through the announcer's table! COACH YEAH! COLE Look at the carnage! Meanwhile in the ring, TK and Reject deliver the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111 to Quentin Benjamin! [i]The Wall[/i] plays, and the Deadly Alliance celebrates. COLE Another sickening display here by the Deadly Alliance! They said they wanted to have some fun, and apparently this is their idea of fun! COACH Now Alf is just awaiting a response from the World champion! That is, if he's man enough! COLE I gotta think that PRL is gonna grant Alf his wish of a title shot somewhere down the road, but how many of these messages need to be sent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
