Saturday, June 22nd

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

It's a tribute Saturday for AngleSault, that wacky Angle Mark!

 

AS, post a bio dammit!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

So, uh when is Big McLarge Day?

[Guest Anglesault]

The Anglesault Bio (Directly ripped of from BPS, which is really the story of my life here)

 

 

Anglesault came to the Smarksboard (then on ezboard) in November of 2001. He missed the Angle/RVD feud for the most part, but the many people believed he was the infamous Anglympic Slam

 

As he set out on his Do Right by Angle Trail, he made some friends (One or two) but mostly enemies. Most notably, Bps and The lWo Kid.

 

After the Mass Exodus on the Smarksboard, AS went and joined start up World Domination Inc. The bad blood was still there with bps and lWo (Which would eventually lead to his exile from the board) but he remained at WDI, even becoming a Post Whoresmen for a short time. While many viewed him as a bit of a weird Angle mark, nothing about him stood out.

 

Until February 18, 2002.

 

The Night before, Kurt Angle beat a lethargic HHH for the number one contender's spot. However, the Game (Still sucking in the ring) beat Angle clean to take the shot back the nest night.

 

And AS snapped.

 

Sault went on an insane rampage, trashing HHH to anyone who would listen...especially at WDI. This would soon lead to a truce with Bps, who was on is HHHating trail. AS and BPS would tear HHH apart, to "just give him some time" responses.

 

However, as Angle's situation got worse, so did AS. When Kurt was put into a feud with Kane, AS went off the deep end, and was eventually banned from WDI, only to show up as The Nu Blood the next day. TNB (Which later morphed into NuSalt) rarely mentioned Angle anymore, but little insecure jackasses like B-Dub had it in for him anyway. Back to the point, as NuSalt, AS was a member of the original HHHater group with BPS, Teke and The Masked Yodeler. He also was chosen in the fourth round of the WDI Draft by Dave Dymond. Days later, he would be banned for (accurately) calling Eddy a druggie.

 

AS moved the Smarks full time, and it wasn't long before he started emoting belt shots with his newly acquired Euro belt.

 

Soon after this, there was a vote to pick the new mods at the Smarksboard. When AS wasn't picked, he went on a belt hitting rampage, causing Tony to utter the infamous "Anglesault Thread" quote, which led to the beginning of the OAOAST.

 

After destroying TC in an emoticon war, the ::weapon shots:: began. It wasn't long before the aWo was formed with AS, CWM and Goodhelmet. Not long after that, we had our first PPV, AngleMania, featuring AS winning the OAOAST title from HHH. Gradually, (With help from Tony) the mess grew into the semi-efed that it is today.

 

AS continues to populate the Smart Mark board. With his recent rants on Edge, Test, HHH, HBK and Lita, many people are asking, "Who's next on AS' shitlist?"

 

Only time will tell.

[Guest JaKyL25]

Hello.

 

I'm relatively new to the whole "posting" thing, but I've been lurking for a good while here, and I just want to say that AngleSault is my favorite poster.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, I've lurked in the SmartMarks, 411, DVDVR, and the ditch in my front yard, and I can say, without hyperbole, that AngleSault is a million times cooler than every other poster on all of them put together.

 

I hope to one day be 1/4 as cool as he is. Like Angle-Plex.

 

So while Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, and a decent Test match may be figments of our imagination, we can still have faith in the world, for AngleSault is very, very real.

 

Thank you.

 

--JaKyL25

 

P.S.--If HHH wins the title this Sunday, you can count me in as a full-fledged HHHater. Would I get to use the cool sig picture then?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Anglesault is my paragon of virtue!

 

I, too, am a long time Angle fan. From the days of his feuds with Blackman and other stuff.

 

Anglesault has a rightful reason to snap. HHH is a talentless piece of shit who will thankfully be going away for a few more months.

 

Anglesault has turned the HHHaters into a force to be reckoned with.

 

We are sure that if Angle loses sunday, Anglesault will have a vein blow up in his head.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I too am a longtime Anglesault mark. Just his single post once to counteract a long argument that everyone in WWE was worthwhile and worth the money they are paid destroyed their entire argument, and made me a bona fide Anglesault mark. That post was:

 

"Explain Test."

 

Such unadulterated hatred for Test, which I consider a very underrated hatred since the HHHaters get so much press, makes me an Anglesault mark. I have offered him a position in the State that I hope he will take.

 

Much more could be said about this man who through his fanaticism entertains hundreds of fellow posters, but it would be better if I let men more silver-tongued than I do so, for I think I may not be able to do so myself without exploding into my own Anglesault-inspired Test rant.

 

The State salutes you, Anglesault...

 

...even if we're altering documents to reflect your metamorphosis into Huntergree.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Talk about a verbal blowjob. Lucky bastard, Anglesault.

[Guest goodhelmet]

no shit! dammit anglesault, stop using multiple identities!

[Guest Austin3164life]

I enjoy Anglesaults quick one-liners in a thread where everyone writes an essay to relay their opinions. I've never had a problem with the guy, and we seem to agree on a lot of things in wrestling. I, too, am a Kurt Angle mark and (I think) 'sault is an Austin mark as well, so we both chat about things revolving around those characters. He's never boring and he's always funny and insightful in every post. Here's to you, 'sault.....

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

:::Cries-after-reading-Anglesault's-Bio:::

 

Reject:"What-a-story"

 

"Anyone-have-a-Kleenex?"

[Guest Flyboy]

Talk about a verbal blowjob. Lucky bastard, Anglesault.

I know it... I wonder if I will get any on my day..

[Guest Anglesault]

I wonder if you'll get a day.

[Guest Angle-plex]

I would just like to say for the people who think me and Sault are clones is that he is much more pro-angle than I am. I'm pretty much only the negative side of Sault.

[Guest Flyboy]

I wonder if you'll get a day.

That was cold.

 

Why can't we just each other?

 

And why is everyone , Huntergree?

 

The mysteries of TSM board..

[Guest AM The Kid]

Anglesault is probably my favorite poster on this board, and he has been since the EZ Board days. He brings me laughter, and he really showed me the light with HHH Hating. Anglesault is funny, smart, hates Triple H and he likes long walks on the beach...is he the one for me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Its Funny..AS is directly responsible for propping up the Fantasy Booking folder for a few months...I've been around for ages, under different names...going on 2 years now, and AS continues to be one of the few funny posters here...dont ever quit smoking that emoticon crack pipe AS

[Guest caboose]

After destroying TC in an emoticon war, the ::weapon shots:: began. It wasn't long before the aWo was formed with AS, CWM and Goodhelmet. Not long after that, we had our first PPV, AngleMania, featuring AS winning the OAOAST title from HHH. Gradually, (With help from Tony) the mess grew into the semi-efed that it is today.

What about me?

 

I see you failed to mention I took the OAOAST World Championship from you.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

*steps up to podium*

 

Ladies and Gentlemen,

 

Today is a day that we honor the great Smark legend Anglesault.

 

I, too, am an Anglesault mark. And I, too, am a HHHater. (Can I join the group, BTW?). Anglesault is funny, yet precise and hits the point everytime. The people he hate are for certain reasons, and I, too, hate all of them, probably excpet Lita. I love Angle. In fact, in my EWR version, he is even World Champion and has been for the past six months. Anglesault is a god amongst men, and he does good work. He should be a mod, and if I had another name besides this one and my Hurricane one, it'd be either Belly2Belly Angleplex (Which it came damn close to being), or Anglesault Ownz j00.

 

I appreciate fully everything this man has done for us.

 

 

Smartmarks Posters: AngleSault just isn't an All-American hero...

 

 

 

 

 

 

He's an All-Smarks Hero.

 

Thank you.

 

*steps down to huge applause*

 

Crowd(in ECW chanting pattern): AN-GLE-SAULT! AN-GLE-SAULT! AN-GLE-SAULT!

 

----

 

Phew. That was exhausting. B)

[Guest The Superstar]

Anglesault fucking ownz you all.

 

When I debuted in the OAOAST, all the 'normal' guys could've just ignored me, but they didn't. One of the first to 'interact' with me was Anglesault. After sexually harassing Molly, Sault and I got into a feud, which included me going over him and giving me the name "Supershit" (Which he hasn't used for a while, yet others like Sandman and BPP, and the rest of the DA have). I've been an Anglesault fan all along, and he's one of the few that always seems to make me laugh. I think he's starting to like me too, although I could be wrong Maybe I was just drawn to him because of my Angle-fan status (since Survivor Series 1999, baybee) but whatever the case, he surpasses everyone on my respect and personal-"like" scale. And his feud with Treble Cleft will go down in infamy as one of the most one-sided ever.

 

I feel like I just attended his funeral or something. I was even about to say "thanks for the memories" but caught myself. But Sault, thanks for being such an awesome poster and my hero.

 

 

-Supershit

[Guest treble charged]

And his feud with Treble Cleft will go down in infamy as one of the most one-sided ever.

C'mon, give the guy some credit, he's gotten SOME good shots on me. I haven't dominated THAT much.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

From a Mod standpoint...I'd just like to say that Anglesault has probably destroyed more threads than any other poster in the long and storied history of internet forums.

 

Congratulations on your special day, fellow HHHater.

[Guest dreamer420]

*dreamer420 enters*

 

*dreamer420 toasts a beer and slams it*

 

*dreamer420 leaves*

[Guest Flyboy]

From a Mod standpoint...I'd just like to say that Anglesault has probably destroyed more threads than any other poster in the long and storied history of internet forums.

I'll have to agree with that, but hey... this well... it's not your day anymore.

 

But... *gets The Poster Formerly Known As Anglesault (Hunterigree) a bowtie for being extremely preppy and being proud of it*

 

There. Go have fun.

 

Off you go...

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

:::Takes-everyone-who's-replied-on-this-to-a-local-Bar:::

 

"The-Drinks-are-on-me!"

 

"Three-cheers-for-Anglesault"

[Guest Flyboy]

"Yay! Hip, hip... hoo... oh fuck him."

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

:::Laughs:::

 

Beer-Fight!

 

:::Pours-a-glass-on-Flyboy:::

[Guest Flyboy]

*just shrugs since he keeps giving HG (Huntergree) Day attention when it's passed due since it's BBP's Day, so... he'll stop giving HG Day anymore attention because he really doesn't like TPFKAAS (The Poster Formally Known As Anglesault)*

 

Kidding, HG.

[Guest Anglesault]

After all these obivous attempts to gain favor with me by kissing my ass, I say, thank you.

 

As for YOU, Treble Cleft, Didn't your mommy ever tell you "If you can't think of anything intelligent to say, just shut the fuck up!" Now why don't you head back to Mime school and follow her advice.