The One And Only Hhhaters Thread

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

okay theres enough anti-hhh sentiment to warrant a thread dedicated to it

 

boom

 

heres the thread

 

rant, rave, destroy, flame

[Guest Mattdotcom]

An injured, yet invulnurable Game is main eventing and could be champ in 48 hours...the HHHate is stronger than ever...

 

"I started thinking to myself the other day, and realized something. Bear with me, as this is an Anti-Game rant, and I know how we all love him and whatnot.

 

Fact: HHH "loves" the industry.

 

Fact: HHH is wrestling for the biggest title in said industry this Sunday, in the main event of one of the year's biggest PPV events (*chortle*).

 

Fact: HHH has two injuries and may need surgery.

 

With those three facts in mind, if HHH wins the title Sunday, he will be winning it with two injuries and after going over every week, even when he loses. So, what am I getting at?

 

If HHH loves the business, he will refuse the title, put 'Taker over, get surgery, and come back ready to work. If HHH is a liar, he'll fuck Steph, win the title, and squash Brock at SummerSlam. Sure, most of these facts are common knowledge around here, but put it in perspective."

 

-Me, in the WWE folder...think about it...

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

HHH is coming dangerously close to inciting me unleashing hatred for him. The closer he comes to fucking Lesnar over, the closer he gets to that.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

this shit is so old now, its passe. and anyay, i was hhhating back when it was unpopular to hhhate, so bleh!

[Guest Angle-plex]

So who are all the HHHaters? Can someone post a list?

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

So who are all the HHHaters? Can someone post a list?

 

everybody on the fucking board... except brian and a couple of others.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Brian joined the HHHAters...he's just the voice of reason.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

ah, forgive my ignorance.

i'll amend my statement, everybody on the board is a hhhater, so i dont even know why we argue about it anymore.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm not really a HHHater yet, probably because I only read about his Smackdown shit instead of watch it, because whenever I read the spoilers, my brain convinces me I've watched the actual program.

 

I don't HHHate, yet. The last week or so has really got me on the brink though. I try to give everyone a fair shake until they give me a reason to dislike them. Mr. Helmsley is coming very close to having me openly curse every time he goes on offense or grabs a microphone.

 

My first encounter with outward HHHate was during the Judgment Day match with Jericho. I still say Jericho looked strong for a lot of that match, but when Mr. Helmsley won, I literally yelled "FUCK!" as loud as I could. It was unexpected, but in retrospect had been building up since the Wrestlemania Main Event buildup. I couldn't stand the fact that it was booked around Trips and Steph's Spat. I couldn't stand that the most villainous thing that Jericho was capable of was having Trips' dog run over with a car. I couldn't stand that every time that Jericho was within five miles of Trips, he got his ass kicked verbally or physicially.

 

Then the title reign. Jericho goes for a rematch, but the rematch is built around Stephanie being ejected from the WWF. Trips growled some interviews with Hogan. He blew in the main event of Backlash.

 

I watched some of the Pay Per Views of the first half or so of 2000 over the last week. Trips was so great on the microphone. As a heel, he made me literally hate him, but love his character. The day after Judgment Day 2000, someone asked me who my favorite wrestler was. I was inclined to say The Rock, but I thought about the last five main events Trips was a part of, and how awesome he was, and how much I'd loved his work since Vince left in December. I said "Triple H is my favorite wrestler." It was true from there on until either September or November 2000, depending on my mood. September of 2000 was when the never-closed storyline of the Love Triangle was wiped off of television. He redeemed himself immediately by putting on a great match with Benoit. But all my goodwill ended with the revelation of him as the conspirator with Rikishi, a move that I felt killed him, and destroyed Rikishi's main event push.

 

Then I discovered who Mr. Levesque was enamored with shortly after. The head writer. Now if people ask me my favorite wrestler, one and a half years later, I say "RVD, who I hope beats Triple H at SummerSlam."

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

Then I discovered who Mr. Levesque was enamored with shortly after. The head writer. Now if people ask me my favorite wrestler, one and a half years later, I say "RVD, who I hope beats Triple H at SummerSlam."

no, we hope he beats undertaker. cos if trips is the champ at SS, there is the proverbial no chance in hell of RVD getting a shot at him.

[Guest JaKyL25]

My first encounter with outward HHHate was during the Judgment Day match with Jericho. I still say Jericho looked strong for a lot of that match, but when Mr. Helmsley won, I literally yelled "FUCK!" as loud as I could. It was unexpected, but in retrospect had been building up since the Wrestlemania Main Event buildup. I couldn't stand the fact that it was booked around Trips and Steph's Spat. I couldn't stand that the most villainous thing that Jericho was capable of was having Trips' dog run over with a car. I couldn't stand that every time that Jericho was within five miles of Trips, he got his ass kicked verbally or physicially.

 

Damn, if I didn't know better, I'd say I wrote that, because that's the same thing that happened to me. EXACTLY.

 

And count me in as an official HHHater should he win tonight.

[Guest Flyboy]

Then I discovered who Mr. Levesque was enamored with shortly after. The head writer. Now if people ask me my favorite wrestler, one and a half years later, I say "RVD, who I hope beats Triple H at SummerSlam."

no, we hope he beats undertaker. cos if trips is the champ at SS, there is the proverbial no chance in hell of RVD getting a shot at him.

The Midget speaks the truth.

[Guest JaKyL25]

I first despised HHH in 1998, when he was the leader of the face DX stable. This may have been simply because he was feuding with The Rock, my second favorite wrestler at the time, and he had just demolished Owen Hart in a feud.

 

He was also a crappy wrestler at the time, at least to me. My favorite quote back then was "USE THE KNEE, HHH! DON'T FORGET TO ATTACK HIM WITH YOUR KNEE!"

 

Is the Owen feud the first instance of HHH appearing to hold someone down? I have no idea how much influence he had back then, but DAMN if he didn't just make Owen look like a complete idiot at every turn, in EVERY MATCH.

 

On an odd, but appropriate note, while I was writing that last paragraph, I subconsciously wrote "Jericho" instead of that last "Owen".

[Guest Flyboy]

On an odd, but appropriate note, while I was writing that last paragraph, I subconsciously wrote "Jericho" instead of that last "Owen".

Spooky.

 

 

SWEET! HHHating is posted... YAY! I wonder who was behind THAT...

 

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

Then I discovered who Mr. Levesque was enamored with shortly after. The head writer. Now if people ask me my favorite wrestler, one and a half years later, I say "RVD, who I hope beats Triple H at SummerSlam."

no, we hope he beats undertaker. cos if trips is the champ at SS, there is the proverbial no chance in hell of RVD getting a shot at him.

The Midget speaks the truth.

i always speak the fucking truth!!! cos i am the people's champion after all!

[Guest Flyboy]

Then I discovered who Mr. Levesque was enamored with shortly after. The head writer. Now if people ask me my favorite wrestler, one and a half years later, I say "RVD, who I hope beats Triple H at SummerSlam."

no, we hope he beats undertaker. cos if trips is the champ at SS, there is the proverbial no chance in hell of RVD getting a shot at him.

The Midget speaks the truth.

i always speak the fucking truth!!! cos i am the people's champion after all!

Well, I guess that means Tony always speaks the truth, too.. because he's "The People's Mod".

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"no, we hope he beats undertaker. cos if trips is the champ at SS, there is the proverbial no chance in hell of RVD getting a shot at him."

 

I'm (sadly) expecting a Game victory tomorrow.

[Guest Flyboy]

I'm (sadly) expecting a Game victory tomorrow.

Please, don't jinx us.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

hey tony's a top bloke, and hes normally pretty honest too from what i have seen. and anyway, all wrestling logic suggests taker going over tomorrow. trips has won all the recent battles and destroyed everything in his path. if that isnt enough to get him to job, i dont know what the fuck is.

[Guest Flyboy]

if that isnt enough to get him to job, i dont know what the fuck is.

An anvil falling on his quad.......

 

Over.... and over again.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(I drop a Logic Bomb on Columbus Ohio at 10:40 PM, Sunday, June 23rd, 2002. Unaware that HHH has pull with the booker of physics, Nature, the bomb instead heads into faroff Lake Erie.)

 

Damn! No effect! Damn HHH!

[Guest Flyboy]

Well... one time my Algebra teacher slipped on a piece of FUCKING ICE (in school I may add), and tore her quad. No lie.

 

Now, if only I could get the ice on the ramp right before his intro.. hmm...

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

i dont want trips to get injured again, because that would mean another jesus push upon return. what i am after is either steph to dump him, or vince to come to his senses. i wanna see trips pushed down the card and jobbing every night to fucking funaki and crash holly. i want psychological victory, not some pettily temporary physical victory.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

"no, we hope he beats undertaker. cos if trips is the champ at SS, there is the proverbial no chance in hell of RVD getting a shot at him."

 

I'm (sadly) expecting a Game victory tomorrow.

But, a Triple H victory at KotR goes against the basic un-written rules of common-day booking which every smark knows... considering that Triple H got the last laugh on this past Smackdown and the one before that.

 

Triple H can't win. Right? RIGHT?!

[Guest JaKyL25]

How about a SmartMark setup?

 

1) Find a few of our kind near the front row.

2) During the Main Event, when HHH is in control, have them chant at the top of their lungs "R-V-D!". They also all have big Y2J, RVD, and Angle signs.

3) Triple H gets pissed enough that he leaves the ring to yell at the smarks/fight them

4a) Triple H tears his quad in the scuffle, and gets counted out.

4b) The quad is TOO INTENSE~! to tear again, so the smartmarks either keep him out there long enough to get counted out, or plant Brass Knux in his tights, or SOMETHING to stop The Game!

 

 

 

Result--HHH would win the title the next night on Raw.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

How about a SmartMark setup?

 

1) Find a few of our kind near the front row.

2) During the Main Event, when HHH is in control, have them chant at the top of their lungs "R-V-D!". They also all have big Y2J, RVD, and Angle signs.

3) Triple H gets pissed enough that he leaves the ring to yell at the smarks/fight them

4a) Triple H tears his quad in the scuffle, and gets counted out.

4b) The quad is TOO INTENSE~! to tear again, so the smartmarks either keep him out there long enough to get counted out, or plant Brass Knux in his tights, or SOMETHING to stop The Game!

 

 

 

Result--HHH would win the title the next night on Raw.

that idea is fucking stupid on so many levels

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I thought it was funny. Meanwhile in Lake Erie there are fish who have figured out how to construct torpedoes to take out their predators.

[Guest Flyboy]

How about a SmartMark setup?

 

1) Find a few of our kind near the front row.

2) During the Main Event, when HHH is in control, have them chant at the top of their lungs "R-V-D!".  They also all have big Y2J, RVD, and Angle signs.

3) Triple H gets pissed enough that he leaves the ring to yell at the smarks/fight them

4a) Triple H tears his quad in the scuffle, and gets counted out.

4b) The quad is TOO INTENSE~! to tear again, so the smartmarks either keep him out there long enough to get counted out, or plant Brass Knux in his tights, or SOMETHING to stop The Game!

 

 

 

Result--HHH would win the title the next night on Raw.  

that idea is fucking stupid on so many levels

Blah... it wasn't bad.

 

But, I do agree with you on the psychological part, though... but how about he gets injured then comes back to job to FNK countless times?

 

 

Psychological AND physical damage... MWHAHA!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

TAKA returns for a one-time Michinoku Driver on HHH for losing that Title match back in April 2000!!!

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

NO! no physical damage, we need trips to be a job boy, a job boy damnit!!