IMPORTANT: QUIT MASTERBATIN AND SEXIN

[Patty O'Green 0]

ay yo, no homo, everytime you ejaculate, no homo, whether from hand or puss or lips, you are aging yourself. the way we evolved is that once you hit a certain # of orgasms, you drain your adrenal glands, you burn out your mind, and you atrophy your penis. evolution says, "you've passed on your seed enough, now get ugly and die and let the others have at it." you are ruining your lives by masturbating!!! your body needs all the minerals and nutrients its wasting on making sperm, and youre losing it all, you son of a gun! WOOOOOOW!

 

dont get me wrong, you can still orgasm, but cut it down to 1or 2 times a week. or you can do what the indians did. you can masturbate\have sex for as long as you want, but never ejaculate. that will pump up your testorone and HGH and other stuff, and it feeds back into your body. also, girls can tell when you stroke it a lot, on some woman's instincts type mess, and they wont find you attractive, because you are zapping your hormones, and not producing any pheromones to turn them on. no homo.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

...oh shit...