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Speaking of slutty women, I knew Candice Michelle was in porn before WWE, but goddamn, I thought it was just one or two.

 

From her IMDB, Candice has quite the amount of footage out there

 

 

Bondage Sisterhood! (2006) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Gorgeous Chloroformed Women! (2006) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Back to Chloro Again! (2006) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery) .... Card Game Player

Living the Dream (2006) .... Melissa

Tied Up with a Pretty Girl (2005) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Evil Men Bind Business Beauties! (2005) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Struggle Against Your Bonds! (2005) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Tied, Gagged and Frightened! (2005) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Angels in Restraint (2005) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Very Helpless Heroines (2005) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

She Looks Great When She's Knocked Out! (2005) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Girls Will Chloroform Girls! (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Warm Sun/Hot Feet (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Hand Gagged! (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Bare Breasted Bondage Girls (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Perilous Professions (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Criminals Who Use Chloroform! (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Captured by Chloroform! (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery) .... Nurse

Office Hostages (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery) .... Bound Office Worker

MacKenzie Madness (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

These Little Ladies Are All Wrapped Up! (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Serious Bondage for Hard Working Women (2004) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Not-So-Super Heroines (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Kidnapped Couples (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Bound for Headlines (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery) .... Woman Bound in Kitchen

Captives of Conspiracy (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery) .... Mackenzie

Chloroform Tricks (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery) .... Swimsuit Model

"Monk" .... Sapphire Model (1 episode, 2003)

- Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy (2003) TV episode (uncredited) .... Sapphire Model

Beautiful Chloroformed Girls (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Restraint That's Rare (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Knocked Out Blondes! (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Business Women in Bondage (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery) .... Bound Coin Dealer

Secretaries in Bondage (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Chloroformed and Carried Away! (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Sandal Sightings (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Pantyhose Party (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Guys and Girls: Ropes and Gags (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery) .... Wife

Tied, Topless and Tempting (2003) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Sandal Girls (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Captives of Crime (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery) .... Pretty Entrepreneur

Ties of Friendship (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Bondage Under the Sun (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Hogtie Heaven (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Too Hot for Shoes! (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Squirming, Ticklish, Helpless Men! (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Girls Tickle Girls! (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Bound to Be Surprised (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Soxy Ladies (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Sweet and Steamy Stockings (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Bare-Toed Girlfriends (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Dirty Soled Dolls (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Evil Twin Ties (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

She's Bound to Remember (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery) .... Spoiled Starlet

Bad Guys Bind Good Girls (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Mackenzie Magic (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

What a Scream! (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Tied Up and Turned On (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Savory Stockings (2002) (V) (as Mackenzie Montgomery)

Province 77 (2002) .... KC

"Hotel Erotica" .... Natasha (1 episode, 2002)

... aka Blue Hotel (UK: DVD box title)

... aka Blue Hotel: Caught in the Act (UK: DVD title)

 

 

 

It's kind of funny seeing Monk right in the middle

 

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John Cena, that's why they started the angle between the two.

 

Actually according to Cena, there is no relationship, at least not anymore.

 

From LordsofPain.net:

 

-- The WWE Fan Nation mods held a live Q & A with John Cena prior to Night of Champions last night. During the chat, Cena confirmed his rumored relationship with Mickie James. However, he notes that he is no longer involved with her. One fan asked, "First of all, good luck tonight! I love you, and I know your going to win. If you could pick one thing in your life to live over again, what would it be, and why?" Cena replied, "My relationship with Mickie James because it was over much too soon." Cena also said that he recently recorded a single with Snoop Dogg that will be appearing on Snoop's MySpace account. "I have just recently recorded a single with Snoop Dogg which should be on his MySpace page. That has led to the possibility of a ten song downloadable project with myself, Snoop, Freddie Foxxx and The Dogg Pound," Cena said. To read the live chat in its entirety, click here.

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Cena shouldn't worry, he'll have a stinging reminder of that relationship everytime he pees. I part of her will always be with him.

 

 

I can't be the only one here who wants to see Candice's performance in "Bondage under the sun". I think DeNiro was her co-star in that one

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So because a woman is in a bunch of Skinemax style films, which AREN'T PORN, that makes her a slut?

 

Anyway, back to point here, I'm surprised Edge/HHH is happening at the next ppv already. That's totally and completely rushing that feud to say the least. Edge should have been rematching Punk, I thought, or at the very least, an undercard number one contenders match with Jeff Hardy or something.

 

Unless they have some wild grand plan of bigger programs within the next nine months, I think its a huge mistake to do Edge/HHH already. That could have been saved for Mania XV. Edge's credibility right now is pretty weak coming off the title loss and I fear a burial of sorts at this point from working against HHH this soon. Chances are we will probably see Taker v. HHH at Mania, given whats happening here.

 

And who knows whats up with the Vicki thing, although my guess is its a swerve and from that, it will be the "last straw" for the board of directors and they fire Vicki, bringing Taker back and whatnot.

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So because a woman is in a bunch of Skinemax style films, which AREN'T PORN, that makes her a slut?

 

Anyway, back to point here, I'm surprised Edge/HHH is happening at the next ppv already. That's totally and completely rushing that feud to say the least. Edge should have been rematching Punk, I thought, or at the very least, an undercard number one contenders match with Jeff Hardy or something.

 

Unless they have some wild grand plan of bigger programs within the next nine months, I think its a huge mistake to do Edge/HHH already. That could have been saved for Mania XV. Edge's credibility right now is pretty weak coming off the title loss and I fear a burial of sorts at this point from working against HHH this soon. Chances are we will probably see Taker v. HHH at Mania, given whats happening here.

 

And who knows whats up with the Vicki thing, although my guess is its a swerve and from that, it will be the "last straw" for the board of directors and they fire Vicki, bringing Taker back and whatnot.

 

 

I'm sorry, getting paid to have videos released of guys sucking on your toes and fondling your breasts isn't really slutty at all. Oh wait...

 

 

And please don't respond with some retarded statement about how it's no different then love scenes in movies, as I really hope you're not that stupid.

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So because a woman is in a bunch of Skinemax style films, which AREN'T PORN, that makes her a slut?

Bondage, chloroform, and foot fetish videos =/= "Skinemax style videos". They're straight up porn.

 

Having said that, though, they don't make her a slut. They make her a porn actress, and there's a social stigma associated with that career choice. And "slut" is part of that social stigma.

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Red/white/blue ropes for the 4th of July.

 

Festus is celebrating by dressing as a mentally disabled Uncle Sam. He even has red/white/blue wrist tape a la Sgt. Slaughter.

 

JR tries to get 'Moscow Mauler' over as a nickname for Kozlov.

 

Foley is wearing a JR's BBQ T-shirt and namedrops the restaurant for a cheap pop.

 

 

 

 

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JR and Foley work well together, though Mick tries to be too 'smart' and Jesse Ventura-like for his own good.

 

I do like how Festus doesn't do anything to save Jesse from a 2-on-1 attack from Hawkins & Ryder because the match is over.

 

All the biscuits and gravy in the world couldn't have made that chairshot taste any better for poor Festus. Man took that right on the top of the head and leaned into it.

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I wish it was possible to keep both Edge and Vickie heel and still have them feud after the relationship is over.

I hope it is too, but my second choice would be having Vickie cheat on Edge with this man:

 

vickiemattsl6.jpg

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Any reason Hardy is selling his back in his entrance?

 

Hasent he been off tv 2 weeks?

 

He seems to be selling his back every entrance. THQ is probably making note of it for the next SD/RAW videogame.

 

EDIT --- Maybe Jamie Noble can give Edge some pointers on how to talk to the ladies.

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I'm thinking all this drama between Edge and Vickie is a swerve.

 

 

I agree, but HHH will see through it come the PPV so he'll be ready for it. I think they're pushing back the wedding because UT was supposed to cause havoc at it and Edge is busy with HHH right now. Either that or the storyline has been dropped because SD! is now a HHH-centric show.

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The only way I could see them breaking up is if Vickie cost Edge the title by getting in the way by accident. Then he could blame her for screwing up.

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I'm still in shock and awe over the amazing spasm of overacting from Vickie at the end there. Anyone else expect her to suddenly start babbling about how she was so excited, so exciiited, so... so scared?

 

 

Can someone please explain to me the constant praise and markism which many on the internet regularly bukkake all over Festus? Yeah, the gimmick is kinda cute, but every time I've seen him he's not a terribly good wrestler. His shudderingly godawful "punches" always stand out to me as being particularly business-exposing.

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I'm still in shock and awe over the amazing spasm of overacting from Vickie at the end there. Anyone else expect her to suddenly start babbling about how she was so excited, so exciiited, so... so scared?

 

 

Can someone please explain to me the constant praise and markism which many on the internet regularly bukkake all over Festus? Yeah, the gimmick is kinda cute, but every time I've seen him he's not a terribly good wrestler. His shudderingly godawful "punches" always stand out to me as being particularly business-exposing.

 

His punches were alright to me. They are like wild ass semi-closed half-slap "bear paws" as JR called them. His style is good for what it is, a Pavlovian Madman who fights on instinct. It's not pretty, but hell he's a decent enough brawler.

 

I'm really digging the JR/Foley commentary combo. They shill shit, but they manage to mention it then talk about the match for the most part.

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I'm still in shock and awe over the amazing spasm of overacting from Vickie at the end there. Anyone else expect her to suddenly start babbling about how she was so excited, so exciiited, so... so scared?

 

 

Can someone please explain to me the constant praise and markism which many on the internet regularly bukkake all over Festus? Yeah, the gimmick is kinda cute, but every time I've seen him he's not a terribly good wrestler. His shudderingly godawful "punches" always stand out to me as being particularly business-exposing.

 

Nah. He's very good for a big man. I'm tempted to say he's the best in that category in WWE. His wild swings, if that's what you're referring to, are great, as is the majority of his offense. He's great for what he is.

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