Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 (edited) The SWF presents... OUR SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN LIVE to DVD from the Jose Miguel Agrelot Coliseum in Hato Rey, Puerto Rico, 7pm EST, Tuesday 15th July! MAIN EVENT - GRUDGE MATCH S.I.N. vs Va'aiga© We've had baseball bats. We've had weedwhackers. We've had pools of blood. We've had beatdowns. We've had threatening phonecalls, stalking, violent daydreams. And now we have... ...a standard singles match? Whatever. These two are going to beat the living hell out of each other anyway. It could be short, but it won't be sweet. Stand back, cover the children's eyes, and watch the SWF show Puerto Rico how to brawl. Word Limit: 5000 Rules: Standard Singles Send To: King Cucaracha NON-TITLE MATCH 'Hollywood' Spike Jenkins© vs Divefire Divefire's back. Yes, Divefire. He's not only back, but he's pissed at Spike trying to set himself up as the best Cruiserweight ever. Divefire's never held the Cruiserweight Title (he predates it by several years, actually) but that won't stop him from making his point. After his interruption of Spike's ceremony Jenkins was all too eager to get his hands on this returning veteran, and who were we to stand in his way? Word Limit: 5000 Rules: Standard Singles Send To: Toxxic Dance Dance Dragon vs Jay Hawke Jay Hawke returned to the ring against Triple D's sometime-tag partner Ced Ordonez in typical Hawke fashion - smirk, cheat, do just enough to get the win. He is likely to face a much sterner test in the form of the Strong Style Party Animal, whose slightly portly frame has nonetheless lifted him to victory over several opponents. Word Limit: 5000 Rules: Cruiserweight (no throwing an opponent over the top rope, 20 count on the outside) Send To: Toxxic SIX-MAN TAG The Breslin Brothers (Luke & Leo) and Dr. Pirata vs TKO and Munich The Breslins and TKO have been having all sorts of fun of late, by which we mean beating the shit out of each other. First TKO took exception to Luke beating TORU and attacked, then Leo brought a steel chair to ruin their party, and then at Next In Line TORU and KOJI jumped Leo backstage before attacking Luke in the ring after his hard-fought win over MANSON. Now Leo is a fully signed-up member of the roster things might change - meanwhile, Dr. Pirata must surely be looking for revenge after losing to the Japanese duo in front of his hometown(?) crowd in Caracas. The wild card in the setup is Munich, who pulled out an excellent win against Daniel Smith last show and now gets two tag partners to take the load of the next match with. Will TKO's undefeated record in all types of tag competition continue, or will the Breslins combine with their unlikely ally combine to say sayanora to the devious Orientals? Word Limit: 7000 Rules: Standard six-man tag. Use the tag ropes. Send To: King Cucaracha Tod James Stuart vs MANSON Tod watched his tag partner Daniel Smith lose by the narrowest of margins to Munich last show - now he has the chance to do better, as he goes head-to-head with the Raging Bull, MANSON. MANSON himself was defeated by Luke Breslin, despite TKO's attentions, but the Savage Messiah is bound to prove an obstacle as always. Two veterans throw down for pride, glory and having their head kicked in less. Word Limit: 5500 Rules: Standard singles Send To: Dace59 Taiga Star vs Orden Noash Taiga took the win over Dance Dance Dragon in her last outing to become a prominent name in the chase for the Cruiserweight Title (although the arrival of Divefire may yet have a role to play). Tonight Taiga gets a less flamboyant opponent as the mysterious Orden Noash returns to the SWF ring. Word Limit: 4500 Rules: Standard singles Send To: Toxxic Longdogger Pete vs Arne Andersen Longdogger Pete? Really? YES! LDP is back in the house (the Doghouse?) and he's strutting his stuff at the tender age of 41-and-a-bit-more. Can he really pull off the transition from competitor to announcer to fired-by-his-own-son's-actions back to competitor? Only time will tell; in his way stands the Enforcer of the Four Norsemen, Arne Andersen. Word Limit: 4500 Rules: Standard Singles Send To: Toxxic Hardcore Jammer vs Chance Silver The first of Taiga's friends is here! Hardcore Jammer has made the jump from the DVS to the SWF, and we hope he shows the same spirit and affinity for casual violence that we all associate with his female compatriot. In his way is Chance Silver, the religious nut who hasn't yet had the conviction knocked out of him by week after week of pounding. Word Limit: 3000 Rules: Standard Singles Send To: Toxxic Team Canada (Kevin Riggs & X-Punk) vs The Sensational Academy (Danny Meadows & Panic) ...and some more of Taiga's friends, these ones proudly representing Canada! Riggs and X-Punk go up against two other newcomers to the SWF, as the two most promising (or most gullible) students from Toxxic's Sensational Academy step up to the plate for their first matches in pro wrestling. Let's see what the DVS have got about them, shall we? Word Limit: 3500 Rules: Standard Tag. Use the tag ropes, or I will cry. Send To: Toxxic Spyke vs Aaron Star No, it's not Spike Jenkins. He's up there. No, it's not Sean 'Spike' Atlas, he's... I dunno, but he's not here. This is Spyke with a 'y', and he's yet another member of the DVS who's showing up on this card (I hope, or I'm going to look REAL stupid...) In his way is Aaron Star, the less-than-spectacular rookie who debuted at the end of last year and promptly went nowhere. Word Limit: 3000 Rules: Standard singles Send To: Toxxic (Send all marked matches, promos etc, to Toxxic) Edited July 4, 2008 by Toxxic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
