At Home 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2008 Oh shut the fuck up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2008 How is it flattering to know that the degree to which you suck is so 'immense' that it goes beyond you being merely mediocre and turns you into a poster who is easy to despise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2008 Yeah, I'm mediocre, but I gave us this thread. You are welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted August 4, 2008 Taiga is the female Marvin, not the female Battlenuts, although I suppose she's rapidly becoming a hybrid of both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruteSquad_BRODY 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2008 Beating off at work.. Getting paid to cum makes me feel like the cheap whore I wish I was Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2008 I do that because I have to sometimes, but I hate it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2008 I swear I saw a CL ad that was taken in my office's men's room. That made me happy, because there's only two other guys I work with, and neither of them use the bathroom that much, unlike the prez's son... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2008 I was quite amused at the very silent reaction the Disaster Movie trailer received at the show I was at last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2008 I was quite amused at the very silent reaction the Disaster Movie trailer received at the show I was at last night. That sums up all the parody movies, they're disasters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cal Moriarty Report post Posted August 10, 2008 I swear I saw a CL ad that was taken in my office's men's room. That made me happy, because there's only two other guys I work with, and neither of them use the bathroom that much, unlike the prez's son... I don't know where you work, but you have a blue-collar heart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2008 I saw my brother get married yesterday. I'm pretty cynical about the concept of marriage, but the ceremony was some straight-out-of-a-movie shit. Outdoors, beautiful and not humid (a concern since it was in North Carolina), great music, an exquisite bride and some very touching personal vows. My mom said later that almost all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen looked pretty choked up for the majority of the ceremony. As an added bonus, our favorite uncle, who wasn't going to come (we live in Michigan) surprised everyone by showing up 40 minutes before the ceremony was slated to start. He somehow kept it a secret all this time, even though I work for him and he sees me and my mother almost every day. The whole experience was flawless and though I've been critical of him marrying at a relatively young age (22), it was a fantastic evening where everything just fell into place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2008 My tv's working again after two weeks of no picture. I have no idea what happened, or if it will go out again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 Under request from the Things that Anger You Thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2008 When you're being a dick to somebody but you can use language to turn it around so that they're the dick. For example, when you're clearly in somebody's way, you say "Oh, am I in your way?" as if you're surprized to see them behind you, and they have to say "no" or else it's the other guy that's the asshole, not you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2008 I just woke up from sleeping for like 11 hours. That was awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2008 While just searching around YouTube for old songs from my childhood/youth I found the Frida Snell version of The Smashing Pumpkins "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" which is now haunting my thoughts. Excellent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted August 23, 2008 Ducks. Ducks are awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2008 The Metalocalypse season finale, and watching Mosquitoe on Sci-Fi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2008 first day of classes wsa today, and all of campus was flooded with boobies pressing hard against their skimpy summer tops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2008 This chick who rollerblades all around my town. Decent face (she looks kinda like Emily Perkins, for the few Ginger Snaps fans out there), average upper, but her ass...DAYUM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2008 Just got around to watching this show. Really funny, I probably liked it better than The Office. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2008 Just got around to watching this show. Really funny, I probably liked it better than The Office. I remember hearing that clip on NPR a long time ago. Extras has been struggling to climb to the top of my Netflix queue for a while now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zoidberg 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2008 The best Extras episode, I think, is the DeNiro episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2008 I just had a dream where I got Hannah Montana tickets from a radio contest, I scalped the other and went to and enjoyed the concert while making out with a MILF that had drug her daughters to the show as well. I was wearing a Hannah Montana shirt, but not knowing any of her songs my mind substituted hits like Mmmm Bop, The New Kids on the Blocks "The Right Stuff" and oddly enough, NIN's "Head Like a Hole" only with a girl singing all of them. The best part was I dialed the contest on accident off a wrong number, and the DJ's laughed at that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruiserKC 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2008 The last thing I do before I go to bed is look in the bedroom where my 3 kids sleep. That right there puts a smile on my face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2008 Three kids in one room? What are you, Mexican? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2008 I was wondering that as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted August 28, 2008 Perhaps they're triplets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2008 Perhaps they are goats. What are you, Mexican? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2008 Perhaps they're triplets. Siamese triplets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
