alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 These need to go after the MITB matches, with the first one coming immediately after the second match. Cut backstage, to Josie Baker sitting in her office. JOSIE So...we know now that Alfdogg will meet Bohemoth in the quarterfinals of the Money in the Bank tournament. *crowd cheers* JOSIE I bet the fans around the world can't wait to see that showdown. I also know that the fans probably can't wait to Leon Rodez get his hands on Alf's buddy, Reject, in their quarterfinal matchup! Well, they won't have to wait as long as they think. *crowd cheers* JOSIE Because they're all going to meet in the ring next week at the Big Apple Spectacular! *crowd cheers* JOSIE But it will not be one-on-one...rather, they will be on opposite sides in an eight-man tag match. The match will feature Alfdogg, Reject, Thunderkid, and Sandman9000 - the Deadly Alliance - facing off against Bohemoth and the Love Generation, of Leon Rodez and D*LUX! *crowd cheers* JOSIE But that's not all. There will be some extra added incentive for this match. Josie rises from her seat, and grabs four golden envelopes from her desk. JOSIE In these golden envelopes are four golden tickets, not unlike the ones seen in the Willy Wonka movies. However, these tickets are worth more than a trip to some stuffy factory. These tickets will earn each member of the winning team one favor, to be used within 60 days following the match, from me, the President of the OAOAST, Josie Baker. *crowd cheers* JOSIE And I don't mean [i]those[/i] kind of favors... *crowd boos* JOSIE These can be used for any wrestling-related favor you wish, be it booking a title match, making a stipulation, whatever you want. So keep that in mind, eight-man tag participants, and good luck to you all! *crowd cheers* *back to Sofa Central* COLE Wow, a HUGE announcement by Josie Baker, and what a spectacular match we've just added to the Big Apple Spectacular! COACH Amazing, can you imagine the impact this could have on the OAOAST? COLE It will have to be seen to be believed, and it will in fact be seen at the Big Apple Spectacular next week! Josh Matthews is standing outside the Deadly Alliance locker room with Alfdogg, Reject, and Sandman9000. ALF I hope Family Matters isn't on tonight... JOSH ...oh, um, hi! I'm Josh Matthews here with Deadly Alliance members Reject, Sandman9000, and Alfdogg, who earlier tonight defeated Baron Windels to advance to the quarterfinals of the Money In the Bank tournament, where he will meet the Metrosexual Monster, Bohemoth. ALF You can feel it in the air, Josh...this is the summer of the Deadly Alliance. Two men in the quarterfinals, myself and Reject. Sandman, the Heartland champ 10 months and running. We've got the tag team champions. The Deadly Alliance [i]is[/i] the most powerful organization in wrestling. While those other two Flavor-of-the-Month stables are out there playing My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad...while they're out there [i]talking[/i] about it...we're out there [i]being[/i] about it. JOSH Well, speaking of your stable, you heard the announcement earlier, you'll be in action as a unit at the Big Apple Spectacular, and your opponents will be D*LUX, along with your opponents in the MITB tournament, Bohemoth and Leon Rodez. ALF That's right, and we all know that New York City is a Deadly Alliance Town, Josh. And we're going to give our adoring fans there a preview of our Money in the Bank matches, right in the middle of Central Park. As far as Bohemoth goes, he may look big and strong and scary when he's in there with Cowboy Dick, but Bo, you're taking a step up in the ranks stepping in the ring with me. I've licked men bigger, stronger, and scarier than you many times...not literally, that would be gross. But you know what I mean. JOSH And Reject, your issues with Leon Rodez have been well documented. REJECT ...oh man, I'm sorry, Josh. I've got all these texts from Maggie to go through, I just can't keep my concentration! She can't get enough of the R-Man, but that pretty boy Rodez is gonna get plenty of me over the next two weeks. And after I'm done with you, Leon, maybe Sandman lend you some of his bandanas to cover up YOUR face. JOSH Well, the Deadly Alliance has two members still remaining in the tournament, but lost one last week, as Thunderkid was eliminated by Krista Isadora Duncan...say, by the way, where is Thunderkid? REJECT Oh, he's in the shower, washing all the DANDRUFF OUT OF HIS HAIR. THUNDERKID (from shower) Fuck off! ALF MOM DOESN'T LIKE DANDRUFF! Alf and Reject share a laugh, as Tony Tourettes walks into the picture and begins laughing loudly, as well, despite not knowing what's going on. Alf and Reject give him a weird stare. After a few seconds, Tony stops laughing and looks at Josh. TONY They got any beer back here? Vinny Valentine walks onto the set. VINNY There you are, Tony, I've been looking for you, where have you been? TONY I've been taking a HAIRY PISS! Alf looks at Sandman and mouths "hairy piss?" VINNY Come on back, I got us some of those sour gummy worms! TONY HOLY SHIT! Tony takes off in a dash towards the locker room, tripping and falling halfway there. JOSH ...gummy worms? Josh then takes off after Tony and Vinny. The camera cuts back to the Deadly Alliance, as Reject takes step towards the direction of the gummy worms. ALF (grabbing Reject's sleeve) Get back here. Thunderkid emerges from the locker room, at which point Reject immediately begins inspecting his hair. TK knocks his arm away, cracking a grin against his own will. TK Get the fuck off me! Reject doubles over in laughter, as the Deadly Alliance walks off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
