Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 (edited) The SWF presents... JAMAICAN ME CRAZY LIVE to DVD from the National Indoor Arena, Kingston, Jamaica, 7pm EST, THURSDAY 31st JULY! TAG TEAM TITLES VDN© vs TKO It's the battle of the three-letter initials! Va'aiga's battle with S.I.N. at the Puerto Rico show was called off when both men were arrested for brawling outside the police station, so the Maori will doubtless have plenty of pent-up aggression ready to release as he teams up with Dace Night (presumably also with some issues to address after his kidnapping at S.I.N.'s hands) to take on the Oriental menace of TKO. It's two Japanese guys fighting a Maori and an Englishman in Jamaica - the very image of an American company! Can TKO's undefeated record in tag team competition continue, or will their ongoing issue with the Breslin Brothers be playing on their minds? Or, alternatively, will Va'aiga and Dace just destroy them? Word Limit: 6000 Rules: Standard Singles Send To: JST Cruiserweight Exhibition Wildchild vs Divefire It's possibly the Wildchild's last match with the SWF for the foreseeable future, and Toxxic and Landon were looking for some suitable way to bid the Bahaman Bomber farewell. What better way to send him off than put him in a match with one of the fed's icons, former Commissioner and World Champion and current Number One Contender to the Cruiserweight Title, Divefire? No, we couldn't think of one either. Word Limit: 5500 Rules: Cruiserweight. 20 count on the outside, no throwing an opponent over the top rope Send To: JHawk Insane Luchador© vs 'The Dean Of Professional Wrestling' Jay Hawke Jay Hawke is an ass. That much is known and acknowledged. Insane Luchador, in this year of 2008, is very much an asskicker, and this is also known and acknowledged by all those who don't wish to cop a chair to the head. Having taken Dance Dance Dragon out of the equation (at least for now) Hawke doubtless wants to move on to bigger and better things; Landon and Toxxic have obliged by putting him in the way of our World Champion, who is presumably not best pleased at losing in a tag match courtesy of Chris Card, the Aerosol Equalizer and a chair-assisted Whirlwind Driver. IL's had a month off to rest up, and Hawke's going to need to bring his 'A' game if he's to stop Rickmen. Word Limit: 5500 Rules: Standard singles Send To: Toxxic S.I.N. vs Doctor Pirata After some negotiation we got S.I.N. out of Puerto Rico and put him in a match with Doctor Pirata, whose attempt to get revenge on TKO was cut rather short. As was this description, for now. Word Limit: 4500 Rules: Standard Singles Send To: Toxxic Luke Breslin vs Munich That six-man tag last show kind of broke down before it even got going... in fact before Luke Breslin was even legally tagged in. As a result the promising rookie gets to take on one of his opponents in that match this show. It's unclear whether the enigmatic Munich was in on the TKO plan to isolate Leo Breslin and beat the crap out of him, but it seems unlikely that Luke will care too much either way. If he wins this he has three singles wins in a row and gets a shot at the World Title (once the Maori Badass has had his own crack at IL, that is). Meanwhile Munich will be looking to build on his momentum and mount his own charge back towards the title. Who will win? Word Limit: 5000 Rules: Standard Single Send To: Dace59 'Hollywood' Spike Jenkins'© vs Longdogger Pete Pete announced his intentions in no uncertain way at Our Super Sweet Sixteen, leading to a beatdown of Arne Andersen (honestly, we had more beatdowns last show than TNA). It looks like the Longdogger is aiming to do things quick and dirty, so it'll be interesting to see what he makes of our Cruiserweight Champion Spike Jenkins. Hollywood took a similar approach to Pete in his altercation with Divefire, leading to the interesting notion that both men might succeed in suckerpunching each other! Hopefully we can get a match out of them. Word Limit: 5000 Rules: Standard Single Send To: Toxxic AND OTHER MATCHES TO BE ANNOUNCED! (Landon's on holiday when this is due, so I'm spreading the marking around a bit) (send all marked matches, promos etc to Toxxic) Edited July 29, 2008 by Toxxic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
