Llakor 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2008 The IWS was Made from SKRATCH The biggest news coming out of Summer Slaughter has nothing to do with results, nothing to do with the build to Fans Bring the Weapons the main event of Un F’N Sanctioned at the Medley, September 27th. It was news that no one saw coming… The International Wrestling Syndicate is returning to Le SKRATCH Laval. Don’t call it a Hardcore Homecoming (because apparently Shane Douglas has that copyrighted) but we are going back to the venue where the IWS went from an obscure regional wrestling promotion, to being Canada’s best hardcore wrestling promotion; the stage where El Generico was born; the arena where Kevin Steen emerged from Jacques Rougeau’s shadow to become an international star… The IWS you see was Made From SKRATCH! ***** IWS Summer Slaughter Results - Quick and Dirty Saturday, July 19th, 2008 Bogey’s, Montreal, Quebec, CANADA Extreme Dream Tournament: Samson beat Vanessa Kraven in 9:16 Extreme Dream Tournament: Shayne Hawke beat Twiggy in 10:25 Up in Smoke (Cheech and Cloudy) beat the Untouchables (Dan Paysan and Jimmy Stone) in 12:28 Extreme Dream Tournament: EXesS beat Vin Gerard in 8:51 Extreme Dream Tournament: Jake Matthews beat Stupefied in 7:57 IWS Champion Kevin Steen and 2.0 (Jagged and Shane Matthews) beat Beef Wellington, Sexxxy Eddy and the Evil Ninja in 12:21 ***** IWS Summer Slaughter Detailed Results Wrestling is often called “Human Chess” and Summer Slaughter saw a chess game play out between two Wrestling GrandMasters: PCP Crazy F’N Manny and his nemesis Beef Wellington. W: KKtP to KKt4 The first move was Manny’s who started the show by announcing that for his partner he was recruiting an old-school IWS Death Match worker, returning to his roots the same way that the IWS was returning to its’ roots by returning to Le Skrach. Before the show proper started, two of the IWS referees and wrestling trainees, Seth Seifer and Sunny D put on a dark match that saw Seth beat Sunny D with a modified version of his trainer, Max Boyer’s Lifestyle.Extreme Dream Tournament In the first round of the , Samson beat Vanessa Kraven with his modified half-crab, prevailing in a slug-fest despite a spirited attack by the women that the Japanese call “The Mountain”. Also in the tournament, Twiggy and Shayne Hawke, two men who trained together and broke into the IWS together, had another brilliant match in their ongoing rivalry. Twiggy was leading the series but on this night Shayne Hawke had the advantage, rolling through a Twiggy pinning combination for the roll-up pin. B: KP to K4 Green Phantom came to the ring to address the IWS Hardcore soldiers and was immediately ambushed by Beef Wellington and Sexxxy Eddy, who attacked our Hardcore Hero with light tubes and put him through a table with a two man version of the Phantom’s own finisher The Phantasm. Beef then grabbed the mike and told the crowd, “How stupid do you think we are? Manny said that he is going to recruit an old-school IWS Death Match worker. Who else could he be talking about than the Green Phantom? Well, Manny we just took out your partner the same way that we are going to take out you at {b}Un F’N Sanctioned[/b]. Despite claims by the ersatz Italians, Dan Paysan and Jimmy Stone (and their manager, Joey Soprano) that Cheech and Cloudy had failed their drug tests, Up in Smoke put on a wrestling clinic that saw “Italy” go down to defeat by the power of “Jamaica” when Cloudy came of the top rope with a Shining Wizard to Dan Paysan (held in place by Cheech) and Cheech immediately power-bombed the dazed Dapper Dan. Continuing the Extreme Dream Tournament Canadian bully EXesS met American bully Vin Gerard, and in a stiff, stiffer, stiffest battle EXesS beat his US Opponent with a side triangle choke, the same way that the Canadian loonie is presently making the US Greenback tap in submission. The final match of the tournament for the Canadian title saw the high-flying Stupefied facing off against the ground and pound Jake Matthews. Unfortunately for Stupefied, the renovations that Bogey’s is presently undergoing made top-rope hi-jinks impossible, essentially trapping Stupefied in close quarters with Jake, a bit like an eagle facing a mountain cat with clipped wings. Despite a valiant effort, Stupefied fell to Jake’s cradle back-drop driver. W: KBP to KB3 The end-game of Manny and Beef’s little chess match saw Manny come to the ring to declare, “You think you’re smart Beef? You think you just took out my partner for Fans Bring the Weapons? I NEVER asked the Green Phantom to be my partner. My partner is the guy standing behind you… The Hardcore Ninja… UUURGGH!” B: Q to KR4 Checkmate No sooner had Manny introduced the Evil Ninja, then the Evil Ninja reminded people why he was EVIL~ by kicking Manny in the face, leading to a three way beat down of Manny by the Unholy Three of Beef, Eddy and the Ninja. Rushing to Manny’s rescue was the unlikely combination of 2.0 (Jagged and Shane Matthews and Kevin Steen). Despite never seeing eye-to-eye before Steen and 2.0 were gellin’ as they brawled with the IWS hardcore veterans in and out of the ring, emerging victorious when they were able to isolate Sexxxy Eddy and finish him off with 2.0’s Sweet Taste of Professionalism followed by a crushing Kevin Steen pile-driver. Sore sports to the end, Beef Wellington and the Evil Ninja were preparing a counter-attack when a bruised and angry Green Phantom stormed the stage, and cleared the ring. The Green Phantom announced that after being attacked by Eddy and Beef, “I am putting myself into Fans Bring the Weapons! Manny didn’t ask me and I am not waiting to be asked!” Phantom followed up by demanding his title shot at Le Skratch in August. Kevin’s reply, “You know Phantom, I remember the last time I held this belt and I was fighting against you and El Generico in a tag team match with Franky the Mobster as my partner. You were coming off the top rope, I was dazed on a table and I was convinced that I was going to die. All I could do was pray for help, and I got it, because something made you slip, miss the table and fracture your elbow. After the match, Franky came and found me and said, ‘We have to get you out of here, Phantom is going to kill you!’ And I ran away with Franky, because I was more scared of you then with one arm, then I am of you now. You’re a shell of the guy you once were. So, you want a title shot with me? You got it! But I don’t want the Green Phantom of today; I want the Hardcore Hero of Le SKRATCH! I want to meet the guy; I want to beat the guy who scared the shit out me with a broken arm!” One final chess note. The chess move described above are what is called “The Fool’s Mate”, but who is the bigger fool, Manny for bringing back the Evil Ninja and falling victim to his treachery, or Beef for out-thinking himself and pissing off the Green Phantom so much that the Hardcore Hero has added himself to the match? And will FBTW be a handicap match between the Unholy Three of Eddy, Beef and Ninja on one side and Green Drugs (Phantom and Manny) on the other? Or will a sixth man join the match to even the odds? No doubt we will find out on August 23rd during Hardcore Heat: Made from SKRATCH! ***** The IWS is proud and pleased to announce that we are returning to our hardcore roots for a show at Le SKRATCH Laval on Saturday, August 23rd. This will be our first show at SKRATCH Laval since December 2003. IWS Hardcore Heat "Made from SKRATCH" 965 Cure Labelle, Chomedey, Laval, Quebec, CANADA Saturday, 23 August. 2008, 18+ Doors @ 7:30; Gala @ 8:30 Tickets in Advance: VIP $15, Reg $10 Order by Paypal: [email protected] Tickets at the Door: VIP $20, Reg $15 Already Announced: IWS Title: IWS Champion Kevin Steen vs. The Green Phantom 2nd round of the Extreme Dream Tournament to crown new IWS Canadian Chmpion: Features: EXesS "Paranoid" Jake Matthews Samson Shayne Hawke www.syndicatewrestling.com [email protected] Card & Times Subject to Change ***** The IWS proudly presents: Un F’N Sanctioned, Main Event is FANS BRING THE WEAPONS! Saturday, September 27th, at the beautiful, downtown Medley, 1170 St-Denis, near the Berri-UQAM Metro. Montreal, Quebec, CANADA. Doors open at 7:30 PM, show starts at 9 PM. VIP tickets are $25, Regular tickets are $20. VIP ticket holders admitted first. No reserved seating. Tickets can be purchased online at http://www.ticketpro.ca or in person at the Medley box office. 18+. Card and times subject to change. For more information go to www.syndicatewrestling.com or e-mail [email protected] . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
