Brtiney Spears+nascar=shit!

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

From TNMC.org:

 

What unholy pit of hell did the idea spawn from? Britney Spears has formed a production company, unsurprisingly named Britney Spears Productions, that has signed an agreement with NASCAR to develop a dramatic movie based in the world of NASCAR racing. Jim Hart (Contact) has been hired to write a script.

 

The movie would feature Spears, fresh of the train wreck of a movie called Crossroads, as the daughter of a successful NASCAR team owner. She uses her "knowledge and experience" of the industry (translation: cleavage) to inspire a washed up driver to return to the sport.

 

Possibly the most interesting thing about this project, aside from the cringe factor, is that the contract requires that NASCAR races be authentic. So any racing footage in the film will be of actual races. The film is budgeted at $40-50 million, none of which is being provided by NASCAR.

 

 

 

 

 

WHY? I mean, I don't hate Spears but she can't act that well and Nascar? Bloody Nascar? ARGH!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey, I likes me some NASCAR. They're racing a road course today, and I'm WATCHING.

 

Days of Thunder wasn't that bad.

 

And Britney, ah Britney, my secondmost worshipped Pop Goddess...

[Guest Marshall]

Its based on a webtoon called the kellys.

 

I'd rather see a movie based on NippleMan

[Guest starvenger]

Well, as much as we hate to see it, Britney is a proven commodity. If she can give NASCAR more mainstream exposure, I'm sure that they're all for it. [/devil's advocate]

 

Anyways, the plot summary that you provided, isn't that basically the plot for Any Given Sunday?

[Guest redbaron51]

and the F1 fans are laughing their asses off

[Guest J*ingus]

Sounds a lot like the plot of Driven to me.

[Guest El Satanico]

Hell it sounds alot like the majority of car racing movies.

 

And this is why i hardly ever watch them.

[Guest dreamer420]

i'd probably see the movie but that is only do to my britney spears worship. nascar sucks and movies about racing really suck.