alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2008 (edited) These all need to go before the two matches I'm sending in, in this order. Cut to Josie Baker's office. JOSIE As you folks know, last week we had a tag-team contest between D*LUX and the Beverly Hills Blonds, with the winner set to face the World tag team champions, Thunderkid and Reject, at AngleSlam. However, that match unfortunately produced no winner. *crowd boos* JOSIE However, due to the performance of both teams, I've determined that both teams are worthy of a shot at those titles. *crowd cheers* JOSIE So therefore, at AngleSlam, it will be Thunderkid and Reject defending the World tag team titles against D*LUX [i]and[/i] the Beverly Hills Blonds. But this won't be your ordinary three-team match. *crowd cheers* JOSIE You see, the way we declare a clear-cut winner in this one, is we hang the World tag team title belts from a ring in the air... *crowd roars* JOSIE And the team that climbs the ladder and gets to them, will be the World tag team champions. If you need to use, say, tables and chairs to get there, so be it! *crowd cheers* JOSIE I'm talking the World tag team titles on the line, at AngleSlam, in a TLC match! *crowd erupts* JOSIE And for a small preview of that match, I've booked a triple threat match for tonight's show. It will be Simon Singleton, versus Tyler Bryant, versus Thunderkid! *crowd cheers* JOSIE Good luck to all the participants! Josh Matthews is standing backstage with Alfdogg, who gets a mixture of cheers and boos. JOSH Thanks, Michael, joining me right now, the leader of the Deadly Alliance, former two-time World heavyweight champion Alfdogg, who later tonight continues his effort to earn another shot at that title when, in a Money In the Bank quarterfinal match, he squares off for the first time ever against Bohemoth, who as we found out last week, now represents the In Crowd! ALF (looks down at Josh) Oh, you say that like I'm just supposed to be scared! The In Crowd is back, oh no! Watch out, other units! I'm not worried about that at all, Josh. You see, this...is Philadelphia. This is a Deadly Alliance town! The camera pans the crowd, as there is a loud cheering section for the DA, with some fans tugging on their Deadly Alliance shirts as the camera passes them. ALF What better place than the Land of Extreme, for the Deadly Alliance to establish its dominance? And that's just what we're going to do tonight. You see, the Deadly Alliance, like it or not, represents tradition. We're not some mamby-pamby mongrol stable thrown together to keep up with the trends. And we will show the In Crowd and any other stable that gets in our way, their place. *mixed reaction* ALF Now then. Bohemoth, you may be a big, bad man, but I've taken out bigger, badder and manlier in my time here, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some second-rate Miami Vice musclehead get in the way of my becoming a three-time World champion. You're gonna wish [i]you[/i] were "insignificant" after tonight, back carrying around Christian Wright's luggage. That's all I got to say, little ma... Alf trails off at the sound of the approaching chatter of LANDON MADDIX and MEGAN SKYE, Landon in celebratory mood. MADDIX Ah-ha-HAA! Put out the word, La Cucaracha is back in business baby! ALF I'm sure I speak on behalf of everyone when I say "it's better late than never". MADDIX Oh, Alf, you know you always were... something. Apparantly. Anyway, just wanted to wish your luck in your match tonight. Now you know what's awaiting around the corner you've got something to aim for. And I know this isn't technically the politically correct thing to say but honestly, I quite fancy the prospect of facing you next round. Should be fun. So, not that you need it I'm sure, but good luck out there. And... uh... just incase, my boys have got your back. Say no more. A winkwink and a nudgenudge earns a chuckle from Alf. ALF I get it. Anything to get Bohemoth out of the tournament, right? MADDIX Well, you know. ALF Yeah I know. The two share a laugh, but Alf's fades away long before Landon's has which unnerves him a little. ALF So, basically, you and your merry band of international misfits would be willing to lend a hand if it means avoiding Bohemoth, to get the EASY option, that being facing me? MADDIX Yes sir. ALF I see. Landon, let me impart a little saying on you. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Incase your OAOAST For Dummies didn't clear it up for you, I'm a three-time World Heavyweight Champion. An OAOAST Original. Leader of THE dominant force in the OAOAST, The Deadly Alliance. The World Tag Team Champions? The Heartland Champion? You might remember him from when your... *scoffs* Six Man Champions lost him the Match Of Champions a few months back. MADDIX Rough looking guy wrapped in bandages? ALF ...yeah, that's the one. Point is, you and your cronies should save your energy because me facing you in the semi-finals is not something you want to happen. Trust me, Bohemoth should be the last of your worries looking at those tournament brackets. Tonight, I'm going to outclass that shaved ape and give him a wrestling lesson he'll never forget. And when you watch me expose him for the glorified bodyguard he really is, take a look at him laying on that mat, beaten and embarrassed... Getting a little shifty, Landon starts scratching at his neck, not sure whether to warn Alf or not about the fact that BOHEMOTH has crept up behind him! The Meterosexual Monster listens with a smirk on his face, taking off his orange-tinted sunglasses and clipping them to the collar of his suit jacket. ALF ...take a long look and you'll be wishing that you'd given Bohemoth a little helping hand. Because he's the one who'll be needing it, not me pal. BOHEMOTH Is that so? Alf just about jumps out of his skin and turns around in a split-second. Luckily for him, Bo seems relatively amused still. BOHEMOTH Funny. The way I see it, with you all bickering like a couple of schoolkids... I'm not gonna need any help running through BOTH of you bozos and making my way to AngleSlam. Bohemoth strides off, leaving both Alf and Landon glaring into the distance. Cut backstage, where Alfdogg, Sandman9000, and Thunderkid sit in the locker room. ALF Can you believe that interview guy, trying to knock me on my heels with the whole In-Crowd intro for Bohemoth? Who cares? Just one more faction that has to fall. At that point, Reject walks in, sporting a new buzz-cut look, and sits down without a word. ALF So where have you been all week? Nobody's seen you since last Thursday. REJECT I've been thinking. ALF Oh, about Maggie? REJECT As a matter of fact, yes. Alf rolls his eyes. REJECT Don't get the wrong idea. These aren't friendly thoughts anymore. Reject clenches his title belt in his hands as he stares into it, a look of anger on his face. REJECT No, instead I've been thinking about everything that's gone down over the last month...about her lies...her false gratitude...she really did say those things about me. And I believed her! She played me for a fool. And that's all that's been on my mind for the last week. All her lies, the way she played with my emotions, the way she USED me to get at Leon. She USED ME! Reject stands up and grabs his chair by one leg with one hand, and lets out an angry yell as he rockets it across the locker room, right into the large-screen plasma TV, sending sparks about. Alf and TK sit up in their chairs, looking on in astonishment. REJECT I got USED. And someone is going to pay for it tonight. Reject storms out of the locker room, as the rest of the DA looks on, with Alf cracking a smile, then looking back at TK, who shakes his head. TK I was [i]watching[/i] that. *cut to Sofa Central* COLE Wow, what can you say about that? COACH All I can say, I feel for the poor sucker who crosses the R-Man tonight. I've never seen him like that, Cole, ever. Edited August 6, 2008 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
