alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2008 Tony, you can edit this how you see fit. "If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah" [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0u1PzXfTo][i]Superstar[/url][/i] by Lupe Fiasco plays as Molly Nerdly backpedals through the curtains, filming the entrance of Simon Singleton on the Siclopse. COLE And we're ready for a triple threat match, featuring half of the participants in the newly-announced TLC match at AngleSlam! Let's to to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a triple threat match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Molly Nerdly...from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 225 pounds...representing the Beverly Hills Blonds, and the Enterprise...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSINGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Simon poses in the ring, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrF8vxLRDNE][i]Makes Me Wonder[/url][/i] hits, and the crowd comes to its feet for Jade Rodez and Tyler Bryant. BUFFER [i]Accompanied to the ring by Jade Rodez...from Auburn Hills, Michigan, weighing in at 196 pounds...one half of D*LUX, TYYYYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNT!!!!![/i] COLE And of course, last week, D*LUX fought the Beverly Hills Blonds to a double-disqualification in a match that was supposed to determine the #1 contender to the World tag team titles, which led to tonight's match being set up as well as a TLC match for the titles at AngleSlam! Tyler poses on the buckles, drawing applause from the fans, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYjlisHj6EM][i]God of Thunder[/url][/i] hits. The arena goes dark, and the entryway fills up with yellow strobes and smoke, as Thunderkid walks through the smoke, getting a mixed reaction, mostly cheers. COLE Lots of Deadly Alliance fans in the house as TK makes his way out! BUFFER [i]And from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance, he is one half of the OAOAST World tag team champions...THHHHHHHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!![/i] COLE TK looks ready for this match, but how about the words and the actions of Reject tonight? COACH Well, this can be only be good for the Deadly Alliance, Cole! I mean, we all know Alf's a tough guy, Sandman is obviously a tough guy, TK's a tough guy...but Reject, a little more laid back than the others, maybe doesn't have that same killer instict! And from a mental standpoint...as much as I hate to say this about the R-Man, he may be kind of the weak link in that regard. But maybe that ends tonight. TK walks down the aisle intently, then starts talking trash to Tyler from the floor, which opens up Tyler for a sneak attack from Simon! COLE And Simon from behind attacking Tyler! TK comes and stands at the apron, as Simon sets up an Irish whip, but Tyler reverses. Tyler drops down, then leapfrogs Simon, then catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! COLE Nice backbreaker by Tyler, as TK has yet to enter the ring! Tyler whips Simon into the corner, and charges, but catches a foot to the face! Simon then goes for a clothesline, but Tyler ducks, then runs to the ropes and catches him with a flying back elbow! At this point, TK slides into the ring and levels Tyler from behind! *DING DING DING* COLE And now the match officially under way! TK then stomps away on Simon, and comes back to hammer Tyler on the back. TK then picks up Simon and sets him on the buckles, climbing up after him, but Tyler yanks TK down and starts to go up himself. TK comes back, and lifts Tyler out on his shoulders, as Simon steps to the top. COACH Look at this double team! Simon goes for a clothesline, but Tyler rolls forward, causing him to miss, and attempts to roll up TK! However, TK blocks the attempt, then lifts Tyler up and slams him on top of Simon! The referee counts... 1... 2... TK pulls Tyler off, and covers... 1... 2... Tyler pulls TK off! TK shrugs Tyler off, and hooks Simon in a front facelock. Reluctantly, it seems, Tyler follows suit. COLE And now a double suplex coming up! Tyler and TK lift Simon in the air, but Simon uses his leg action to bring himself back down, and counter in one motion with a DOUBLE DDT~! COACH But what a counter by Simon! Simon stops for a second to pose, then covers both men. 1... 2... TK and Tyler easily push Simon off. Simon picks up Tyler, and sets up an Irish whip. Tyler reverses, but Simon slides under the legs, and hits him with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! He then hits TK with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Another for Tyler! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Another for TK! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH Look at Simon go! Simon whips Tyler into TK. Tyler rolls forward, with his shoulders landing at TK's waist, and rolls up his body, ending up in a hurricanrana position! TK holds onto Tyler as he absorbs a few rights, then Simon approaches, and TK flips Tyler off onto Simon's shoulder. Simon kicks TK in the gut, then attempts a Snake Eyes on Tyler, but Tyler slips behind the back, and shoves Simon into the corner! Simon staggers out, and gets caught in a drop toe hold! Simon gets to his feet and staggers into TK, who lifts him for a PRESS SLAM~! COLE TK with Simon high in the air! TK tosses Simon on top of Tyler! The referee counts... 1... 2... TK pulls Simon off, then whips him into the ropes, and tosses him into the air, letting him drop to the mat! COLE TK in control of things at the moment! Tyler then charges TK, who catches him in a gutwrench, but Tyler spins through and takes him down with a headscissors! COLE But Tyler with a nice counter there! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Tyler lays for a second, then covers Simon... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Simon then drapes an arm over TK... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And guys are starting to get spent now! Simon gets to his feet first, then lets TK get to his feet, and clotheslines him to the floor! COACH Well, one guy is on the floor, now let's see if one of these guys can put the other away! Simon hammers on Tyler, then whips him into the ropes, and goes for a leapfrog, but Tyler hooks the ropes, then, as Simon charges, backdrops him over the ropes on top of TK on the floor! COLE Right down on top of TK goes Simon Singleton! Tyler then signals to the crowd, before running to the ropes and performing a SUICIDE DIVE onto both guys on the floor! Tyler raises his hands for the fans, getting a round of applause in return. COLE Big move from Tyler Bryant of D*LUX! Tyler then grabs Simon and tosses him inside, then climbs to the top, and hits him with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... NO! Simon kicks out! Tyler then picks up Simon and sets up an Irish whip, but Simon reverses, and goes for a slam. Tyler slips behind, but gets caught with a foot to the gut, followed by a swinging neckbreaker! COLE And Simon looking to pick up the win! 1... 2... TK saves! COACH TK in there just in time! TK picks up Simon, and lifts him in a gutwrench, executing a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! 1... 2... Tyler saves! COLE Big powerbomb from TK, that may have done it if not for Tyler making the save! Tyler waits for Simon to get to his feet, then charges him, hitting him with a SPEAR~!, causing both men to fall through the ropes to the floor! As Tyler slugs away at Simon, TK steps through the ropes, and climbs to the top...hitting both men with a MOONSAULT~! COLE TK going for it all, and he got it! TK slowly gets to his feet, to the delight of the pro-DA fans in attendance. He tosses Tyler back inside, and signals for the end. COACH TK says it's over, Cole! About this time, Simon gets to his feet on the outside...when a chair comes flying into camera view, smacking him on the back of the head! The camera pans over to reveal Reject as the aggressor, staring down on Simon! COLE Reject is here! COACH Reject said someone was going to pay, looks like it's going to happen in this match! However, the referee is still focused on the ring, where TK has Tyler set up in a front facelock, when Jade Rodez hops onto the apron! COACH Get her down, ref! TK looks over at Jade, then drops Tyler to the mat and stalks to the apron. COLE And Jade had better get down now! Jade points the finger in the face of TK, who grabs Jade by the wrist, then pulls her in and plants a big kiss on her! COACH Can you believe this? Jade just [i]kissed[/i] TK! Bitches'll go to any lengths to get the winner's purse! COLE :rolleyes: Jade responds with a SLAP to TK's face! COLE She didn't kiss him that time! Upon seeing this, Reject slides into the ring and grabs Jade by the hair, yanking her in over the top rope! COLE And look at this, Reject manhandling Jade Rodez! Give me a break! Jade holds her hair as she gets to her feet, and backs away from Reject, but backs right into TK, who pulls his fist back, causing her to fall to the mat, at which point Reject grabs her legs and starts to apply the R-LOCK! COLE Oh, no, don't do this! Reject turns Jade over and locks in the hold! Jade immediately begins to tap, until Tyler flies in with a clothesline to Reject! COLE And thank God, Tyler Bryant breaks it up! Jade rolls out of the ring, and retreats to the locker room, as TK hits Tyler with a BICYCLE KICK, then Reject and TK lay the boots to him as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And this match has been thrown out, as thankfully Jade wasn't in that hold long enough to inflict any serious harm on her! Reject then grabs the chair, and gives the same angry stare into it that he gave in the locker room. COACH Uh-oh...this doesn't look good. Reject raises the chair up, and SLAMS it into the leg of Tyler! He continues, going all Steve Austin at WM X-7 vs the Rock on Tyler's leg, then drops the chair outside as if nothing had happened. At this point, Simon drags himself into the ring, but is stomped by Reject. Reject then signals for TK to set up Simon. As TK picks up Simon, the referee approaches Reject, and gets dropped with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And now he's assaulted a referee! Somebody's got to stop Reject! TK drapes Simon's left arm over the top rope, then pushes him against the ropes with his foot and extends his right arm out. Reject then climbs to the top rope. COACH Oh, this is an old Ole & Arn trick! COLE They could break the arm with this, dislocate the shoulder, who knows! However, Molly Nerdly jumps onto the apron, and uses all her strength to shove Reject off the top rope! COLE :lol: Molly just shoved Reject off the top rope, can you believe that? COACH No, she didn't! She was up there tryin' to cop a feel on the R-Man, and it just startled him, he fell off! Reject quickly gets to his feet, and locks eyes with Molly, who has just realized what she's done. COACH See, he's fine! COLE Yeah, but what about Molly? TK grabs Molly by the arm and drags her through the ropes, as Reject approaches her. Reject then nods at TK...who picks up Molly in a hangman's hold! COLE Oh no, not this! COACH OK...I gotta admit now, this is going a little far. Reject gives one last stomp to Simon, then turns around and does the "sizing her up" hand gesture, then backs up... COLE Oh no... ...and LAYS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO THE ABDOMEN OF MOLLY NERDLY!!! COLE OH MY GOD. Molly drops to the mat and turns to her side, holding her ribs while screaming and sobbing uncontrollably. COLE Get some EMTs down there, RIGHT NOW. Reject walks over to the main camera and gives an evil stare. COLE Yeah, you feel better now, after injuring a defenseless woman? COACH I'm just...I don't know what to say about this. COLE I'll tell you what, Jock Mulligan may be Mr. Dick, but he's got to share that title with Reject tonight! Reject runs a hand over his head slowly, then looks down at Molly, then up at TK, who smiles. REJECT Do it again. COACH Did you hear that, Cole, Reject just told TK to do it again! COLE Oh no, is there [i]anyone[/i] in the back to stop this??? ANYONE? TK picks up Molly again, and Reject measures her, then slides out, as he sees Ned Blanchard, the Heavenly Rockers and CPA sprinting down the aisle. TK drops Molly and slides out, as well, and he and Reject retreat through the crowd. Ned tends to Molly, as CPA and the HRs stare down TK and Reject. COLE And who knows what that nut would have done to Molly had the Enterprise not hit the ring! COACH Well...Reject said someone was going to pay tonight, but I had no idea that he would stoop to something like this, Cole. COLE Somebody needs to...this guy needs to be in a padded cell somewhere, not in a 20,000 person arena. Simon is near tears in the ring as he tends to Molly, whose screams of pain have yet to subside, as the EMTs come down the aisle with a stretcher. COLE OK, I understand Josh is actually going to try an interview here...Josh, you're a braver man than me, that's all I can say. JOSH Michael, everyone in the arena is in a state of shock at what just happened out here, and I am certainly no exception...Reject, what are you doing out there? REJECT I did exactly what I said I was going to do, Josh. I said I was going to make someone pay, and I did. That doesn't go for just wrestlers...that goes for managers, that goes for valets, that goes for the fans...that goes for announcers (ominous stare at Josh)...anyone stupid enough to get in my way. JOSH I just don't understand, Reject...I mean, it's like you're a different person. What's going on? REJECT You know what...you're exactly right. You know, the people who have watched me over my career, have seen Mr. Laid-Back, Down-to-Earth, Ladies' Man Reject. Try to help a woman...and I use [i]that[/i] term loosely...with her problems, and what happens? They use you. They walk all over you. Well, it's never going to happen again, because the old Reject...the Ladies' Man, laid-back, down-to-earth, shoulder-to-cry-on...from this point on, he's DEAD. Reject pauses for a second, then grabs Josh by the shirt collar and presses him against a wall. REJECT YOU HEAR ME, JOSH? HE'S DEAD! DEAD! Reject puts Josh down on the floor, still holding his shirt with his right hand, and grabs his microphone with his left hand. REJECT Take a good, long look, Philly. You're looking at a brand new R-Man. From this point forward, I look out for ME, and I look out for the Deadly Alliance. And as little Polly Purebred out there found out tonight...crossing the R...(stares at Josh)...won't get you far. Reject releases his grip on Josh, and walks away. COLE What a disgusting, demented motherf... COACH Shut yo mouth. The EMTs are loading Molly onto the stretcher, as she still writhes in pain. Simon can be heard saying "you gotta hold still, Molly!" as the EMTs make their way to the back. COLE This is a very unfortunate scene...the Enterprise may not be fan favorites, but to see a woman, especially one like Molly Nerdly, who's not a wrestler, who's not an athlete...get assaulted like this, unprovoked, just makes me absolutely sick to my stomach. To Philadelphia's credit, many of the fans who cheered Thunderkid and Reject have changed their minds after this incident, but to those who continue to cheer their actions such as this, well, they make me sick, too. Let's go...let's just go somewhere. I need a break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2008 Hey, I'd really, really, hate to be a nag, but is there anyway you could not use Jade in this match or at least not have her get r-locked, because it wouldn't make sense for over-protective Krista to just let her daughter get man handled, and then put in a deadly submission hold and then totally ignore it, and I'm lazy and you see what I'm saying here? Like, off the top of my head, could Jade be replaced with Shayne? That's less work, because, hell, I myself could just do "find and replace" and replace Jade with Shayne. Thanks! And, hey, one more thing, were you guys planning on doing some sort of injury angle with Molly where she has to miss time, because I kinda sorta have to use her cinematic talents next week. Not for a match mind you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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