I Just Wanted To Say...

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

...that I'd really like to have Thoth go cut the throats of whoever thought it was a good idea to make a Crocodile Hunter movie.

 

I'm praying for the big one, folks.

[Guest chirs3]

How in the hell does a Satellite figure into the movie?! Are the Croc's secretly sending subliminal messages to it?

[Guest hhh6294]

It's a conspiracy, Raynor. Somehow, someway... it's all a conspiracy.

[Guest TheAntipop]

I bet he locks the crocs in a shed, shouts Rammstein lyrics at them, and calls them "fkn jews".

[Guest The Myriad]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with G on this one. That's most likely what happens.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Hmmm...

 

...I'm hoping for full frontal nudity from that wife of his.

 

She's hot.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Muzz]

Bah, you're all just scared of another successful Australian.

 

Watch out, we're takin' over.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

The kangaroo armies are advancing!

 

Hey, a dingo just stole someone's baby...

 

G'day!

[Guest crusen86]

Let the Australian stereotypes begin... Oh wait, they have.

[Guest BigTim2002]

I really wouldn't wanna be associated with a country where people can flip each other off and it's like saying "G'day." Damn.

 

*Flips off the Australians*

 

Oh, and I'm NOT saying hello to yous guys...

[Guest Muzz]

What the fuck are you talking about boy?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Muzz...I'll guard the Austrailian lawn as well if you want me to.

 

*Boots T-Bone off Sacred's lawn*

 

See?

 

Da "enforcer of lawns worldwide" H

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

 

 

A spy camera thing blows up and a segment lands on earth a croc eats it...

[Guest The Myriad]

Shut the fuck up.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Ditto.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I bet he bans me from chat after I say that the croc bit his nuts.

[Guest crusen86]

Nah, the chat bans you itself. Even technology recognises how much you suck.

 

And Cutthroat, shut the fuck up also.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Chat was programmed by a nazi Aussie, who in sense, likes to ban JD.

[Guest crusen86]

Pfft, like I could program a webmaster chat server, fool.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I never said you do it...

 

 

Crusen admitted to being a nazi people!

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't have to program it, just punched in a code you jackass!

[Guest crusen86]

You're the one who said I programmed it you fuckwit.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Such hostility Crusen...

 

 

Why are you such an angry soul?

 

 

 

I forgive you though.

[Guest crusen86]

Hostility is a natural reaction to you, foo.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"I own both your asses.

 

I laugh at your puny chat.

 

Mothernature says, and uhhh...you stink."

[Guest crusen86]

Your mother.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

And Cutthroat, shut the fuck up also.

With all due respect, that's my job to say that.

[Guest crusen86]

Your mother also.

[Guest BigTim2002]

So what are we talking about now?

 

*steps off Sacred's lawn*

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Wait, Sacred has a lawn?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

You numbnut...

 

It's Outcast's lawn.....

 

Stupid.

 

No get off!

 

Da "got 'Cast's back" H