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Guest Insanityman

But of course I'll be hanging around the boards but for the JL I'll be kinda lurking. Heh, basically I've gotten the burn out, and now I just want more time for life. We all know I'll be hanging around the chat too. This is probably just for now maybe a few month(s). Well I'll see to goodbye's... tell you guys my favorite matches and promos (I just have too) and then some thoughts mixed in. (I'll being rushed too so excuse spelling, if I forgot you I'll edit you in).

 

JLCC

 

Edwin: Your an awesome writer, booker, and just an awesome guy. You always were willing too and you did help me alot. Keep kicking ass and don't let Wilson get too into your head.

 

Crusen: I didn't really know you personally but you always seemed to help and you understood (like all the other CC members) when I couldn't write.

 

HVT: Awesome writer, awesome guy Thugg. Keep doing what your doing on the CC, your a good member.

 

LDP: I never really knew you too well either but I'm glad you telling me what happened to Fury.

 

King: I knew you better in the ML, but you always helped too. Thanks.

 

GSMS: Your cool, kick ass writer too. Thanks.

 

SWF: (in order the stats appear)

 

Nekura: I probably marked for Edwin, Renegade, and you (and recently Flesher) the most. You were the first, you are one of the best writer's ever and it's a shame you haven't stayed too long recently. I always knew you decently enough, try to get Nina (Nana can't recall) back she saided cool.

 

Thoth: I never had a problem with you, and I still don't, the only thing is that you blackmailed the CC... whatever man. You were cool to me and you wrote a good match at Retribution.

 

TBS: Just for being someone to read my matches and to talk too. Hope to see you back one day.

 

JD: You were an ass to me, but that's you... meh, you were funny and cool when you had to be.

 

X: I only talked to you a few times, and you were cool. Good writer.

 

Sarah: Eh, later. I don't have anything to say really.

 

Fallout: You have the best attutide in the WF, you just show up and never complain... you barely post which sucks. But I don't think I've ever seen a promo of yours.

 

Outcast: (Edit: The no-showing pissed me off, you were a cool guy, but you came back and flamed to get attention, then no-showed for the most part).

 

Sacred: You were an awesome guy to talk to and you have mucho~ talent as a writer.

 

Annie: Someone to dicuss things with, you were cool.

 

ELM: Never had the ladder match... cool guy, I barely -barely- knew you.

 

Bo: You always worked your hardest, and you tried. Good luck with real life.

 

Raynor: Funny guy, someone to talk to. P.O.O.F.N.A.R. lives forever.

 

Munich: You were cool.

 

Stryke: I marked when you finally won that Ironman Match.

 

Taylor: One of my best feuds ever, you seemed a bit cocky but your good enough to be.

 

Flesher/Durandal: First off you kick ass, good writer, good person, and also just turn back to Superior One. You ought to try the Black Mist drink then tell me if it's any good, and if I can take it without barfing my gut up.

 

Wilson: Good luck, your an awesome dude.

 

Xero: Finally made it to the WF. Kudos.

 

Ash: My first real feud, and well you kicked my ass and to be quite frank when I return I want to face you again one day. Just a tip, don't use finishers so often, makes them less credible, they are called finishers for a reason.

 

Merc: Nothing much to say... heh, find that damn tape.

 

 

Stubby: You seem like one of the people who cares for the federation alot, you have the best booking skills we've seen in a while.

 

 

SJL

 

Z: Cool guy, good writer...

 

TNT: You'll be the next big thing soon.

 

NBK: Show up and stay for a change dude.

 

Tod: Have fun in the WF, you should be there soon.

 

Frost: Next Thugg or even bigger... cool enough guy and you always gave me constructive criticism.

 

Danny: You were cool and it makes sense that we had to end the feud quick... by the way, your matches are a tad boring. It's just missing some things, sorry.

 

Flexx: I'm still pissed when you bitched me out once, but hell it's cool. You have talent of course.

 

Ced: Barely knew you.

 

MVS: Good luck progressing in the fed, keep that site updated man.

 

Poisyn: Your under-rated dude, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Your a cool guy too.

 

Kojack: I don't know you, so later.

 

Sky: Good luck.

 

Mak: Next big thing too.

 

Thor: Go comic man.

 

Fugue: Later.

 

CIA: Guy to talk too, you have talent.

 

Venom: Your awesome too, just show and try.

 

Silent: I'll be watching for you to show. Later. You can write a mean match though. Fuck you for bringing Fury into the clan though. (Half kidding).

 

Renegade: Sorry for letting you down, you'll be in the WF very soon I hope. You were one of my first friends in the fed too.

 

Notes: IL as a whole, the face turn, to Midget's death, to insanity was all a HUGE set-up to the True Plague, I'm not kidding. I was going to turn sooner though. But yeah. I had a fun time, I thought I wrote some really good stuff at the end. Just read the recent promos and my cut off match... my best stuff.

 

I'll be back, it's like the IRA saying: "Once in, never out."

 

Here's my uncompleted match;

 

(The camera returns from its lengthy break as it fades to a black background and in the back a small dot in blue is seen. Out of no-where the dot zooms at a very rapid pace as it becomes more visual and understandable. With red lining and blue fill a sketchy “S-J-L” is engulfed in the black as it suddenly vibrates violently and explodes with flames that fill the screen. Which leads us right into the crowd that stands up proud and tall with their voices giving away. Signs like “Destruction= Ratings!” and “We want Low Brass!” are focused on then it swipes around to the announcer’s table –past a bunch of marks dressed as Silent- to Edwin toying with a kazoo sitting at the far right. In the middle is the strong Aussie Axis, and the far left is the vain Suicide King).

 

“Welcome back to the final presentation of this Crimson!” Axis booms over the crowd.

 

“Insane Luchador, who got dropped by Deathwish, is getting another shot at Danny non-title to earn that spot for the Danny versus Frost World title match! Add Tod DeKindes to the mix blend until smooth and you have one heck of a main event!” Edwin adds in, and the crowd cheers for Tod and Danny.

 

“Yes, this should be good… IL will FINALLY overcome these losers. I’m still dumbfounded how Insane Luchador can suck so badly, but that’s not the point.” Suicide King adds in.

 

“Yup, this is an eliminated.”

 

“This is your main event ladies and gentlemen… it is scheduled for two falls if Tod –cheers- or Insane Luchador –boos- wins they get a shot at Danny Williams!” Funyon screams over the crowd who’s rallied for the match.

 

“I Am Hated” begins to boom over the speakers. Smoke begins to fill the entranceway as blinding strobe lights blind the arena. Tod paces out, clad in his trench coat and shades, and stops under the SmarkTron to throw random looks at pretty college girls.

 

“Introducing first from we don’t know… weighing in at 227 he is the first challenger to the match… TOD DEEEEEEKINDES!” Funyon’s strong voice echoes throughout the arena.

 

He struts down the ramp with confidence in his steps, slides under the bottom rope, climbs a second turnbuckle and lets out a mighty roar to the fans. They explode into cheers for the Canadian German as he removes his trench and shades. He grabs the top rope and stretches his body a bit as he gets a serious look on his face as he paces around the ring. He then steps and takes a deep breath in and perches himself on the top rope seating facing the entrance.

 

“Obviously nervous yet ready to win.” Axis comments in.

 

A violent guitar riff hits the speakers as “Dig” by Mudvayne begins it’s loud sounds. Then the lights go out for a brief moment (and Tod nearly falls off the ropes) and they flick on showing Andrew Rickmen, the Insane Luchador, in his usual pose on top of the ramp. He bends back to normal and suddenly black sparks cascade down the SmarkTron and they descend onto the ramp breaking apart. Insane Luchador smirks as the jeers nearly cover Mudvayne. He then flinches involuntary as two explosions of crimson red sparks jet from the near left and right. The sparks collide together and the red shifts to a raven black. Soon the sparks create a shield disguising the Plague. The sparks begin to slow down and Insane Luchador leaps through the shield and he hits the ground with a roll. He leaps onto his feet with a “Ta-Da” look, as his arms are wide open embracing the fans. He takes a sarcastic step back as the fan’s “boos” volume increases. Rickmen looks around in shock and his face suddenly sinks and he grabs his heart area dramatically pretending to look depressed. The fans get confused and he smirks with a content feeling and he finishes the journey to the ring. Tod then demounts the ropes and stands tall in the center of the ring as Rickmen stands above Tod on the apron. He grabs the top rope and hop frogs over it and he hits the canvas rolling and he leaps up shoving Tod out of the way.

 

“Introducing a little belated…. He is from Easton, Pennsylvania clocking in at a measly 195…. INNSSSAAANNNE LUUUUCHHHADOOOR!” Funyon says but the fans nearly drown him out with boos.

 

The heavy grooves of Dillinger Escape Plans "Calculating Infinity" blasts over the loud speakers. The SmarkTron simply says Deathwish in white letters and follows that with highlights of Danny’s Indy and New Japan Matches. As he hits a violent Russian Neck Drop through a table to take out some newbie.

 

“Introducing next your World Champion… from Louisville, Kentucky 238 pounds… DEATHWISH DAANNNNYY WILLLIIIIAMS!”

 

Danny comes out on to the platform with the belt slung over his shoulder, and he simply looks around, and nods his head to the cheers from the crowd. He slowly walks to the ring with a focused and serious look on his face. He slowly slides into the ring, as IL is unaware of DeKindes who charges at him and hits a forearm to his neck.

 

The bell chimes three times.

 

“HUZZAH!” Is all Edwin can think? But he adds on, “It should be one heck of a match!”

 

Danny then charges at Insane Luchador as the belt falls off his shoulders. He throws his foot out and it hits IL in the gut as Tod throws an axe handle to his back. Andrew falls to all fours and Tod throws his boot straight into IL’s bum.

 

“I KNEW Tod would kick IL’s ass!” Axis proclaims with a grin.

 

 

Andrew then gets a step to his neck and he collapses face first on the canvas. DeKindes then grapples with Danny. As Rickmen gets back to his feet he narrowly dodges the Irish Whip towards the ropes by Tod. Danny returns from hitting the ropes as Tod launches a lariat, which sends Deathwish to his back. He slams with a thud and Insane Luchador looks over standing next to Danny, he then lunges forwards grabbing DeKindes by the wrist and he twists the arm and he finishes it into a hammerlock. Tod in a fertile attempt grabs IL by the back of the neck by his pressure points and squeezes. Rickmen losses the grip and DeKindes throw his elbow to the side of head and he lets go reeling backwards. Danny scrambles to his feet and he grapples Insane Luchador while Tod taunts with the crowd getting cheers. Deathwish then hits the first offense move as he gives a kick to IL’s gut (as he doubles over) and he leaps forwards hitting a front headlock and drops to his back making IL bounce off the canvas injured.

 

 

 

 

 

“A very nice DDT, but I could of done better.” King exclaims.

 

Danny follows up from staring up at DeKindes in the eyes as he rolls towards them and leaps into the air hitting the clothesline. As Tod hits the mat Danny mounts onto his chest on his knees then begins to clobber with punches at Tod. He lets up slowly allowing DeKindes to roll away and down to the outside. Deathwish rolls out and gets assaulted by Tod with a massive upper hand cut! Danny reels backwards and DeKindes grabs him bi the chin and he uses his free hand to hit a slap across the chest. Deathwish turns around letting his back take the next slap and Tod takes the chance to grab Danny by the back of the head and he drives it into the guardrail. As Danny crumbles to his knees Tod pulls him up again, and he slams the forehead against the solid steel. Tod lets go to mixed reactions and the Long makes him aware of the count at five. The two men both slide back into the ring. Andrew Rickmen faces the two throws a kick to Danny’s chest and then turns to DeKindes as he throws a kick to his gut. He grabs the back of Tod’s neck and throws him away causing him to stumble and trip across the canvas rolling away. Danny then leaps at Insane Luchador and the two grapple; Deathwish gets the upper hand utilizing his strength and shoves the resisting Plague away and he follows through with an elbow to his throat. Andrew grabs his neck but is hit with a shin kick. Andrew takes a few retreating steps backwards and he then catches Danny off guard with a right hand punch to the chin. Rickmen then goes in fluent motion a few punches, which bring Deathwish to his knees. Tod then charges Insane Luchador who whips around facing him; DeKindes uses one hand to hook IL’s leg and the other around his back. Tod then lifts him ready for a Fall-away slam but he spins around and slams him with a powerslams. He then hooks the leg ready for the cover,

 

ONE! Quick kick-out by Rickmen, “Darn, I wanted him to be out.” Axis whines.

 

Deathwish is behind Tod the whole time and he wraps his arms around his waist and hooks both his hands in the front.

 

 

“German Suplex! HUZZAH!” Edwin proclaims.

 

The fans of Deathwish cheer him on as the other fans go silent and Danny begins to throw over but DeKindes slips out too early! Tod then puts all his body weight backwards and he lands on his feet yet he goes veering backwards. Insane Luchador grabs the ropes and slowly brings himself to his feet. IL charges forwards and he charges Danny from behind. He then stops short and grabs Deathwish by his barely visible hair and he brings his neck and back backwards. He then wraps his arm around his neck and the True Plague falls to his BUTT hitting marvelous reverse DDT. Insane Luchador quickly lay across Williams and hooks the leg.

 

ONE! Danny gets his shoulder off the mat.

TWO! Williams then kicked out of the pin attempt.

 

Tod then charges forwards and hits the Insane Luchador with a spear! He picks him up and grabs him by the collar of the black hooded sweatshirt while he throws him into the turnbuckle and Tod takes four large steps back as the crowd explodes into cheers as he charges and hits a spear in the corner! Luchador stumbles away from the corner as DeKindes shoves him back into the corner as he takes another few steps backwards. He comes ramming towards in spear position as Insane Luchador hops gracefully onto the second rope! As Tod’s shoulder hits the middle part IL leaps forwards and hooks the legs while he flips his body causing a sunset pin!

 

ONE! Tod’s shoulder goes flying up. Insane Luchador then rolls out of the ring quickly and grabs DeKindes two legs and splits them apart as he walks behind the turnbuckle. Eddy Long looks briefly at Deathwish who’s stumbling on his feet grabbing the back of his head. By the time he looks back at IL he’s already in the ring and Tod is grabbing his jewels!

 

“Cheater!” Edwin cries out pointing at Rickmen who glances over and smirks.

 

Danny and Insane Luchador both stand in middle of the ring as they stare into each other’s eyes with hatred. They both step towards each other and soon they’re nose to nose. As IL launches a right hand to the chin and the fans begin a “DEATHWISH!” chant. Danny then throws his knee towards the gut and Andrew Rickmen grabs the back of his knee as he pulls Danny in. He holds onto the back of the knee and then with his right arm hits a front face lock. As he pulls it past the side and he bends backwards-throwing Danny over in a suplex.

 

“Capture suplex on Williams!” Suicide King explodes.

 

As Insane Luchador stands up tall making a thumbs up to the crowd but he brings it to the side facing his throat. He then slides it across his throat unaware of DeKindes behind him. DeKindes taps IL by the shoulder and he twirls around to see DeKindes get a grapple. He throws his boot up as it slams into IL’s nose, and instantly a dribble of crimson red blood trickles down. Andrew Rickmen stumbles backwards and he reels towards the turnbuckle. Tod sees his chance and he darts to the turnbuckle where he hops onto the top rope and the crowd explodes into cheers. He bends his knees and stands up leaping towards Rickmen as he hits Andrew he wraps his legs around his neck.

 

“Top rope Hurricana!” Axis cries out.

 

Tod then crawls over to Rickmen as his neck slams against the canvas and he bounces upon the canvas, and then he hooks his legs hitting the pin! Long drops to his gut and begin the count with the fans,

 

ONE! The crowd chants.

TWO! The crowd roars!

 

“It’s over! It’s over for IL!” Axis predicts.

 

 

THRE, “IL kicks out!” Edwin proclaims with a sunken face.

 

Insane Luchador rolls out of Tod’s fury and DeKindes stands up pissed at himself. He glances towards Danny who’s shaking the cobwebs out of his head. Tod steps over to the built man and brings him to his feet. Tod stands above Danny as the two face each other as the fans go quiet. Tod shoves Danny into the ropes as he returns he leaps into the air and tucks his legs in then thrusts them out hitting and knocking Danny to the ground. Tod then follows up with sprinting to the nearest turnbuckle as he hops onto the top rope. Danny quickly gets to his feet and DeKindes makes due with the change as he leaps towards Danny (who’s by leaning against the ropes breathing deeply) as he turns his body 180*. The marks rise from their chairs cameras held high as Edwin proclaims, “That move is suicide!” Tod descends and lands perfectly on William’s chest as the two flip over the top rope. Danny twirls his body as he slams into the cold cement on his back and Tod squirms to land on his feet but he hits the ground on his side. Eddy Long mouths to himself “Holy crap.” With a shocked face. As he walks over to the ropes and looks down at the crippled men and begins the count.

 

“Oh, whoa, wait! If they is a double count out, IL wins… by doing nothing.” Axis points out and Edwin groans at even the thought.

 

But Insane Luchador wouldn’t have any of that, as he walks up to Long and looks down at the two men, he arches his back backwards and makes the cross. He then climbs onto the apron and he drops to his feet. “Tsk. Tsk. Trying to take spots again, huh?” Insane Luchador asks to nobody as a smirk crawls across his face. He listens in for the count.

 

Four, IL pretends to play “Enie Meanie Mine-e Mow” and he stops at Deathwish. His face falls and he picks Deathwish up who staggers to and fro’ while throwing punches that don’t even come close to connecting. Plague sighs and he rolls Danny into the ring as he picks up Tod.

Five, Luchador then grabs DeKindes by the throat and the camera focuses on his face which slows his green (with hazel) eyes go from rather calm to a fierce and menacing color. He slowly applies pressure and Tod emits a wheeze.

 

“Good God! He’s trying to choke him out!” Axis proclaims.

 

“Long don’t be a fool! Get out there and break it up!” Edwin cries out and Eddy points to his fingers raised up and Edwin roars with anger, “Forget the count tell Mr. Rick- (he pauses deciding not to give any respect) Rickmen to break up the hold or be DQ’ed and maybe fired! I’m sick of his stuff!” Edwin blurts out and he thinks back to his meeting with Wilson and the rage continues to build.

 

Eddy sighs and then watches Danny regain his senses as he rolls out of the ring and he hits a forearm to the temple of IL’s head. Insane Luchador loosens the hold and he leashes out with an elbow that slams into Danny’s chest. He stumbles backwards, lungs begging for air, as he watches Tod’s face go blue. Long screams into Insane Luchador’s ear what Edwin said. Andrew nods slowly and violently in a jerky motion throws his arm to the side taking Tod with him as DeKindes hits the guardrail softly and he gasps in air. Danny slides back into the ring and DeKindes gets a few seconds of breathing and he rolls back into the ring where the two whisper to each other.

 

“Why is Insane Luchador still in the JL? He sucks… but just… fire him.” Axis pleads scared for Tod.

 

Insane Luchador shrugs off Eddy continuing to warn him and his eyes slowly fade back into the normal dull. He slides into the ring and gets up where he is charged by the two and is taken down by a huge double clothesline! The crowd goes berserk as the two team up and become united while stomping on IL. He rolls out of the way from the crushing stomps and he slowly rises to his feet. He shakes off the pain, as it is his last chance probably and he is yet again charged with the two’s arms stuck out ready to knock him down. IL ducks and the two spin around while Insane Luchador throws out a punch to Danny, which is caught! The fans begin a “Deathwish!” on one side and the other one chimes in, “DEKINDES!” (Which seems to be rather hard to chant). Tod tells him to let go and Tod reels him down with a clothesline. Tod DeKindes slowly turns to Deathwish with a grin, whose face is very serious and is suddenly assaulted by Deathwish! Danny knees him in the gut and grabs the back of his head. He pulls Tod with him to the center of the ring where he sticks his head in-between his parted legs and he wraps his arms around the waist. The Deathwish chant suddenly dies as he goes for the lift but DeKindes shows resistance. As Tod is finally lifting into the air and is set for the powerbomb he pulls his upper-body and begins to cease an attack of punches on Deathwish’s face. Danny shuts his eyes as he throws Tod down whom gets his whole upper body crushed by the canvas as his legs come up and nearly hit him in the face! His legs slowly descend on the mat as he lies there knocked silly eagle spread. Danny slowly falls to his knees and hooks the leg and lays across DeKindes,

 

ONE! No crowd reaction.

TWO!

THREE!

 

The bell makes it official.

 

“Tod DeKindes is eliminated by pin fall at 4:34!” Funyon booms over the crowd.

 

“Well now it’s down to Insane Luchador and Deathwish.” Axis comments.

 

Insane Luchador watches Danny turn his back on him and kick at Tod until he rolled out of the ring. He turns around and sees IL charging at him at full speed. Danny charges forward and stops short as he hits a hard spinebuster. He then grabs on leg then turns him to his stomach and he hits the Leg Crab. He then loosens the pressure and drags them into the middle of the ring. Insane Luchador’s face twitches in pain and he thrashes his leg in an attempt to make him release the hold. Rickmen makes a final attempt as he throws all his weight forward and his skinny leg is releases expect that Danny retain the lock on the black Orisis shoe! Andrew without thinking slides his foot out and rolls onto his feet and Deathwish grins throwing the shoe on the ground, as it bounces and comes to IL’s eye level. Rickmen catches the shoe and Danny stomps on his foot, as Rickmen drops the shoe grabbing his foot in pain. Then Williams grabs IL’s head and locks in the headlock as he drops stiffly executing the DDT.

 

 

Thanks everyone, and to the CC... you gave me so many shots. I'll be here to write here and there... expect a promo AND finally I'll write to kick OAOAST's ass.

 

 

Meh with a heh and a later.

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Guest HVilleThugg

I take it you're not sending me a match then, huh?

 

Damn man...sorry to see ya go, but I know how it is when you're burnt out. Good luck out there....and you'll be back! They all come back!

 

Da "not coming back" H

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Guest SupaTaft

Uuughhhh... How many times will I say this? Thor R bad for comedy!!

Anyways, you're gone so thats another spot open for me!

I'm a conceided bastard I know...

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Guest kelloggs

IL you definitely need to come back when you've handeled whatever you need to handel. I swear that you're probably just one win away from being in the WF. You got the skills and hopefully when you come back the burnout won't be holding you down like it is now. You are one of the coolest guys on the board and everyone says it. I can't wait to see you come back and get into the WF.

 

Now my only question is where is this chat you speak of...

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Guest HVilleThugg

There's a "chat" thread on this board...the community board.

 

It'll tell you what's up.

 

Da "so knowledgeable" H

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Guest Coffin Surfer

Dammit! Why didn't you say this sooner, so you could go out with a injury or something. Let me and Tod get one of our finishers over.

 

BTW, you really think my Sky, MVS, and Ced/Z matches were boring? I admit I personally can't get all the way through my Ced submission match, but oh well, to each his own. You probably think Puro is boring as well.

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Guest kelloggs

Good lookin' out Thugg. I'll find that thing right quick.

 

M."Will be Holla'ing in chat soon" Francis

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Guest Tyler McClelland

Heeeeeeeey, fuck you too.

 

Nice of you to make such a nice comment about me. I gotcha.

 

Enjoy your break.

 

If you couldn't tell... I'm being nice right now. I could bash the shit out of you right now, but I won't. I won't stoop to your level.

 

You made a snide comment about me with the thoughts that I wouldn't read it, didn't you? That's low.

 

I'll leave it at that. I just lost a lot of respect for you.

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Guest Insanityman

No Outcast, I was hoping you'd read that... basically your a cool guy and all but you came back, flamed the shit out of some people to get the attention and hardly showed. Well if I've lost some of your respect, meh, that just really bugged me. I know you can bash the shit out of me, I'm a very easy target but thanks for being nice.

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Guest DiabloIIFreak1010

Aw, damnit, Andrew! Not again! ;)

 

I'm just kiddin', man. Come back soon and kick some ass when the burnout is gone. I'll see ya arond, bro.

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Guest midnight_burn

Oh well, sad to see ya go, and be sure to come back some day.

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