alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2008 [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0X5Qu0vtw][i]Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody[/url][/i] hits, and the crowd cheers as Deuce Deuce Bigelow walks through the curtains, pushing a trash bin full of various weapons. COLE Heartland title on the line next, and Deuce has come to play, so to speak! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest has been scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Making his way to the ring, the challenger...from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 390 pounds...DEUCCCCCCCCCCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!![/i] COLE Deuce, along with Jumbo and Denzel Spencer on the August 2nd episode of Syndicated, won a big six-man tag match pitting them against "After Hours" Felix Strutter, Reggie Lamont, and James Riggs, so he's got a bit of momentum coming into this one, but this is a whole different environment from that! COACH Oh, you're not kidding, Cole! Deuce is a really big guy, but his size isn't going to intimidate this guy! The lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kb7HYhoSc][i]People = Shit[/url][/i] by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from South of Heaven, and weighing in at 220 pounds...he is a member of the Deadly Alliance, and the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE THHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] Sandman is carrying a chair with him to the ring, as Deuce hops out and comes running at him with the garbage bin! COLE But Deuce isn't intimidated either, look at this! As Deuce gets closer to Sandman, Sandman jumps to the side while throwing the chair at Deuce, which makes contact. Sandman slugs away, but Deuce eventually overpowers him, and rams him head-first into the guardrail! Deuce then grabs a trashcan from the bin, and raises it in the air as the crowd roars in approval! COLE And the crowd solidly behind Deuce here in Raleigh! Deuce brings the can down, but Sandman brings his hands up and blocks it, then rams the bin into Deuce's gut! COLE Sandman with a nice counter! Sandman then grabs the can, and slams it over Deuce's head! He then delivers right hands, leading Deuce down the aisle. Eventually Deuce goes down to one knee, then Sandman grabs the trashcan again and brings it down on his back! COLE And again Sandman with that trash can! Sandman then reaches under the ring, pulling out a table! He sets the table up diagonally in the end of the aisleway, then as Deuce gets to his feet, Sandman hammers him on the back, forcing him onto the table. He delivers a big forearm shot for good measure, then slides into the ring and climbs to the top rope. COACH He's going for it all early here, Cole! Sandman gets his balance...then executes a SOMERSAULT SENTON THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! ... ...but it's only through the table, because Deuce rolled out of the way! COLE And it does not pay off! Deuce slowly gets to his feet, then picks up half of the broken table and slams it across the back of Sandman! COLE Deuce looking good early on here, he may have found a niche here in the Heartland division! COACH The key words, Cole, are "early on." It takes a hell of a lot more than just one table to put away Sandman! COLE Absolutely, and that's why he's the longest-reigning Heartland champion in OAOAST history! Deuce picks up Sandman and rams his face into the guardrail, then sets him up and whips him into the garbage bin! He then grabs a crutch out of the bin, and slams it onto the back of Sandman, bending it and sending the rubber top flying into the crowd! He then tosses Sandman into the ring, and begins to empty the contents of the bin into it! COACH Deuce is just making more toys available for Sandman right here! Deuce finishes emptying out the bin, then rolls inside, only to have a road sign slammed across his back! COLE And the Heartland champion right back! Sandman then grabs Deuce by the head, and slams it onto a chair laying in the ring, before rolling outside and grabbing another table! This time, he props the unfolded table across the apron and the guardrail. COLE Sandman setting up another table, he paid for this once already! Sandman slides back into the ring, but is met with a trashcan shot! COLE And now he's paying for it again! Deuce grabs the road sign, and holds it up as the crowd cheers, then slams it across the head of Sandman! He then picks up a KENDO STICK from the corner! COLE And Deuce has the stick, and now you've got around 400 pounds of force coming behind this stick! Deuce makes his way over to Sandman, and gives him three shots across the back! COLE Deuce Deuce Bigelow on a roll in Raleigh! COACH I gotta say, Deuce has really impressed me in this match, I never thought he'd be this effective against Sandman! Deuce sets up a suplex, and lifts Sandman in the air, but Sandman kicks the legs to block, then comes down on his feet, and drops Deuce with a DDT onto a chair! COLE But a nice reversal by Sandman there! Sandman then rolls to the outside, and comes up with a LADDER! COACH And I think Sandman must have heard us talking over there, because he's going for the good stuff! Sandman comes in with the ladder, then tosses it to Deuce, and dropkicks it into his face! He then picks up the ladder, and slams it onto the back of Deuce! He then sets up Deuce, and delivers a BULLDOG onto the ladder! COLE Sandman looks like he's getting into a groove now! Sandman goes to the outside again, and comes out with another table! COACH More tables! Two of them, in fact, as he props another one from apron to guardrail, then shoves the other one inside, rolling in and giving Deuce another shot with a trashcan. He then sets the table up in a corner, then sets the ladder up, and begins to climb. However, as he gets mid-way up the ladder, Deuce reaches up and pulls it down, causing Sandman to fall to the outside THROUGH A PROPPED TABLE~! COACH :O COLE Sandman through the table on the outside! COACH That's twice Sandman's gone through one of his own tables! Deuce slowly comes to in the ring, then sets up the ladder in a corner. Sandman crawls back into the ring, and Deuce meets him with a trashcan shot! Deuce then sets up an Irish whip sending Sandman into the ladder! COLE And Sandman whipped into that ladder propped in the corner! Sandman falls to the mat, and Deuce grabs the kendo stick! COACH How many pin attempts has there been in this match, Cole? Any? COLE There's been as many pin attempts as there's been losses on Sandman's record since his return to the ring...none! Deuce raises the kendo stick, but Sandman jams a crutch into the gut, then gets to his feet and sets up the table. He then grabs the crutch at each end, and clotheslines him across the chest with it, knocking him back onto the table. Sandman then starts to scale the ladder in the corner. COACH Sandman's gonna do it till he gets it right, I guess! Deuce rolls slowly off the table and follows Sandman up the ladder on the opposite side (with his back towards the table), then grabs his head and slams it on the top of the ladder. He then attempts to scoop Sandman onto his shoulders, but can't hold him and keep his balance both, and sets him back down, with help from some Sandman right hands. With Deuce dazed, Sandman steps backwards off the ladder onto the top turnbuckle. COACH Now what? Sandman walks a few steps across the top rope, then leaps at Deuce, catching him in a sleeper, and PULLING HIM DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE~!!! COLE A flying sleeperhold drop through that wooden table! That could do it for Sandman right there! As the crowd chants HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! Sandman slowly rolls to the outside, and grabs a suitcase, opening it up to reveal LIGHTTUBES~! COACH What else is going to happen in this one? Sandman grabs a single lighttube out of the case, then rolls back inside, as Deuce has struggled back to his knees. Sandman backs across the ring, then moves towards Deuce, tossing the lighttube out in front of him, and sending it into Deuce's face with a YAKUZA KICK~! COLE Will THAT do it? Sandman covers... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE It's over, and Sandman has retained again! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE THHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COACH The third time was the charm for Sandman, finally able to send big Deuce through that table! Sandman grabs the belt from the referee, raises it in the air, and makes his way to the back. COLE Sandman adding another victim to his Heartland title run here... As Sandman walks out to the left of the entryway, Cole is cut off by BRICKSTON stomping to the ring! COLE Wait a minute, that's Brickston! What the hell is he doing out here? Brickston slides into the ring, and floors Deuce, just to his feet, with a MASSIVE clothesline! Brickston stares down at the fallen Deuce, then grabs the kendo stick off the mat. COACH Uh-oh, it looks like he's out here to send a message to Tha Puerto Rican! COLE And he's going to do it by ambushing a man who just went through a grueling Heartland title match? What message does that send? Brickston batters Deuce unmercifully with the stick, then picks him up and drags him to the second propped table. He brings him to the apron, then scoops him up on his shoulders. COLE Oh no... COACH Look at this power, Cole! Brickston holds, then takes one step towards the table, before executing the KILLSWITCH THROUGH THE PROPPED TABLE~!!!!!11111 COLE Oh my God! Brickston with the Killswitch on Deuce Deuce Bigelow, right through that table that Sandman propped up, to the concrete! Brickston gets to his feet, showered with boos, and stares down at Deuce. COACH Yeah, Cole, Deuce may have just finished a match, but Brickston still got his point across, and that point is that he'll do anything to take that World title from PRL! COLE Just imagine what's in store at AngleSlam, when the World title will be on the line! Brickston continues to stare upon Deuce, as we go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
