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Promo by X-Punk

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i'm only posting this for him. party on!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*The scene fades into a hallway in the arena, where X-Punk is scene doing some stretches for his upcoming match. He stops for a moment and picks up his water bottle which is on a black box - used for storage of ring equipment. He takes a drink and just then, Emma Dumas is randomly walking down the hallway with a microphone in hand, and a camera man following behind her. She walks up to X-Punk and stands beside him, as both of them face the camera man*

 

Emma Dumas: Hi, Emma Dumas here! Standing to my left here, is another representative of the DVS, X-Punk.

 

*X-Punk, still taking a drink of his water, moves the bottle away from his mouth and puts the cap back on it. He sets it back down, and gives Emma a weird look*

 

X-Punk: What are you doing?

 

Emma Dumas: I just got a few words from your DVS partner, Spyke and I figured I would come find you. X-Punk scans up and down Emma*

 

X-Punk: I'm surprised you even got away from Spyke.

 

*Emma looks at X-Punk, completely oblivious, smiling and not having any idea what he meant*

 

Emma Dumas: About your match tonight, with KOJI Kitano.

 

*X-Punk looks at her for a second, as she looks back at him, with wide eyes. X-Punk cracks a smirk*

 

X-Punk: KOJI, who?

 

Emma Dumas: KOJI Kitano.

 

X-Punk: Ah yes, one half of... Wait... TKO, right?

 

*Emma smiles and nods at X-Punk as he smiles and nods back*

 

X-Punk: Yeah? That's who I thought. If I'm not mistaken, he's also one half of the Tag Team Champions here in the SWF too.

 

Emma Dumas: Yeah, that's right! TKO has been undefeated in tag team action here in the SWF! They are amazing!

 

*X-Punk suddenly squints a bit turns his head, closer towards Emma*

 

X-Punk: Really? Well, Emma. Do you like history?

 

*Emma nods quickly at X-Punk*

 

Emma Dumas: Of course! In high school I got a 92 in history. My teacher even told me he was so proud of me, because he didn't think I could get that kind of a mark. I wonder why...

 

*X-Punk raises his eyebrow at Emma*

 

X-Punk: Yeah, I have no idea why he would think that.

 

*X-Punk coughs*

 

X-Punk: Well, I'm going to give you a bit of history. Over in the DVS, Kevin Riggs and myself were partnered with Taiga Star.

 

*Emma Dumas' face lights up*

 

Emma Dumas: I love Taiga Star!

 

X-Punk: Yeah.... Right....

 

*X-Punk rolls his eyes and looks away from the camera for a moment before looking back*

 

X-Punk: Taiga Star held us down. We were nothing but her shadow, as she soaked up all the glory. When in actual fact we carried her ass, straight to the top of the DVS. At that time, we had enough. So what did we do?

 

*Emma Dumas looks at X-Punk, then looks up thinking about an answer*

 

Emma Dumas: What did you do?

 

X-Punk: We turned on her. We took matters into our own hands. We had too, we didn't have a choice. Despite everyone's opinion to the contrary. We single handedly saved our wrestling careers, which at that point in time had been at an all time low. Being booked against jobbers, not being booked and to top all of that off we have to listen to Taiga Star, and had to do what she wanted us to do. Let me tell you now, X-Punk is not a stepping stone, not to Taiga Star, not to anyone.

 

Emma Dumas: So, and then what happened?

 

*X-Punk smiles and looks down at his Team Canada jacket, he's wearing*

 

X-Punk: The two of us formed what was the most dominant team in DVS history. Known to you all now, as Team Canada. We won countless championships in the DVS, absolutely dominating any opponents put in our way. Collectively, we had almost every single championship the DVS has. We're both former DVS Undisputed Champions, former Intercontinental Champions, the list goes on and on. For over a year and a half, Team Canada has blessed you fans with such aggression, rolled up with technical skills that had never been seen before in a wrestling ring, period. We were THE Tag Team to beat in the DVS.

 

*X-Punk picks up his water bottle and takes another quick drink, as Emma is nodding at him*

 

X-Punk: Then, Taiga Star decided to come to the SWF. To this very day, none of us in the DVS know why she did it. Maybe it was to get away from us? Maybe it was to get away from all of the beatings we had given her. Regardless of her reasons, after months of not being in contact with her some of us in the DVS had a little chat. Spyke, Hardcore Jammer, Kevin Riggs and myself all got together and talked about the situation at hand.

 

Emma Dumas: Then you called Taiga Star!

 

X-Punk: Yeah, you catch on pretty quick. I'm surprised.

 

*Emma Dumas becomes a bit bouncy, happy with herself and her answer*

 

X-Punk: Then, the rest of the story began during the Sweet Sixteen show. You saw it, the whole world witnessed it live. Taiga got what she had coming to her, and that's only the beginning of what us DVS 'insurgents' have in store.

 

But, enough of this history lesson. Let's get back to discussing who was it? KOJI Kitano.

 

Emma Dumas: Alright!

 

X-Punk: The fact of the matter is, I've seen him in the ring. I was impressed. I'm impressed by him and his partner TORU. I mean hell, they've been undefeated here in the SWF, right?

 

*Emma nods in agreement*

 

X-Punk: Tonight, isn't about tag team wrestling. Tonight is one on one, there's going to be no help from TORU in this match. Come our match on Ground Zero, were going to find out if KOJI can hold his own, against one of the best singles wrestlers the world has ever seen; And your looking at him. You see, us from the DVS are not jokes. Last week, we were made out to be jokes as Kevin Riggs and I were faced to wrestle, without any warm ups, without any prepping. Tonight, well tonight is a different story. I'm ready, KOJI. Prepare to be punk'd KOJI. I'm fairly certain you don't have a clue what I'm saying right now, but I'm sure that skank you hang around with, does. Oh, Chris, I'm sure you will accompany Natasha down to ringside, but that's fine by me. The more, the merrier.

 

Emma Dumas: You seem pretty focused! That's awesome!

 

*X-Punk looks around in all directions for a second, not knowing what to say*

 

X-Punk: Yeah..... Now if you will excuse me, I have a match to get ready for.

 

*X-Punk signals for the camera man to leave, as Emma Dumas waves at X-Punk and walks off the scene fades out*

 

 

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