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COLE
And we're gonna kick things off with the Riverwalk Invitational battle royal, so let's go to Michael Buffer!

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
[i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...our opening match of the night here at AngleSlam from San Antonio, will be the Riverwalk Invitational 20-man battle royal![/i]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpVJx2WF-Kc&feature=related][i]Rock Your Baby[/url][/i] by George McCrae plays, as the lights go out and a massive disco ball lowers from the ceiling.  The entryway then turns dark purple and fills with light smoke, as Vinny Valentine dances through the curtains, followed by Biff Atlas and Tony Tourettes.

BUFFER
[i]Introducing the participants...coming to the ring at this time...PANIC AT THE DISSSSSSSSSSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  Including "THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VVVVVVVVVVALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNE!!!!!

BIFFFFFFFFFFF ATLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRETTESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

COLE
And I'm being told now that Tony is actually a participant in this battle royal, so that takes care of one of the two unannounced names in this!

Vinny slides into the ring and begins to dance as the lights come back on.  [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPmBKi_rB8][i]Sweet Home Chicago[/url][/i] hits, and Jumbo struts through the curtains, followed by Deuce Deuce Bigelow.

COACH
Whoa, wait a minute, did you just say that Tony Tourettes is [i]in[/i] this battle royal?

COLE
That's what I was told from the back!

COACH
That guy's not a wrestler!  What's he gonna do out there?

BUFFER
[i]Introducing...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

following Jumbo...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!![/i]

COLE
Deuce with an impressive showing against Sandman9000 in a Heartland title match a couple weeks ago, and you have to figure him to have a good chance, as well as Jumbo due to their size!

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj1pG5OG2eM][i]Easy Lover[/url][/i] hits, and Rico de Janiero walks out, along with Sweet Lucius Soul.

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[i]RICO DE JANIERO and SWEET LUCIUS SOUL...THE MARDI GRAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEWRECKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!![/i]

COLE
Tough tag team in the MGHC, making their way out for the battle royal!

The MGHC's exchange high tens with Vinny when they get to the ring.  [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7DFsBcVMDA][i]Tom Sawyer[/u][/i] by Rush hits, and "After Hours" Felix Strutter makes his way through the curtains...followed by Denzel Spencer and Reggie Lamont!

COACH
What is this?

The three slap hands with the fans as they come down the aisle.

BUFFER
[i]Coming down the aisle...The CANNNNNNNNNNNN-JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CONNECTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!  Featuring "AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

DENNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAMONT!!!!![/i]

COLE
Well, apparently these guys sat down and talked things out after that big six-man tag on Syndicated, and now look to have formed a six-man unit of their own!  And what talent in that trio!

COACH
Well, the Can-Jam Connection is what Buffer called them!

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utWqCyq-RK0][i]Like the Angel[/url][/i] hits, and the crowd gets to its feet for MEL and MARV.

COLE
And now a very talented duo, former World tag team champions on their way out!

BUFFER
[i]MEL and MARV...THE CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSST AIRRRRRRRRRR EXXXXXXXXPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

MEL and MARV roll in and pose on the buckles, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAZfuitWK2s][i]No Chance in Hell[/url][/i] plays, and Spanish Fly makes his way through the curtains, followed by Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua.

COLE
And here comes another couple of big ones in this group!

BUFFER
[i]Members of the former Lightning Crew...first...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPANISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

CUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORICUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i]

The three men climb into the ring, and Wall begins shadow boxing as [i][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLTKGTXR6vI]Fix Up, Look Sharp[/url][/i] hits, and the crowd pops bigtime for Jamie O'Hara.

COLE
And here comes the winner of the Land of Opportunity battle royal just last month!

BUFFER
[i]"THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY" JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i]

O'Hara jumps into the ring and starts jawing with Spanish Fly, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbwv8McUmSI][i]The Church of Hot Addiction[/url][/i]
hits, and James Blonde and Faqu make their way to the ring.

COLE
Members of Cucaracha International making their way to the battle royal!

BUFFER
[i]Representing Cucaracha International...they are two-thirds of the OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions...introducing first, NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LL BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

His partner, "THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL" FAQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/i]

COACH
I think I gotta go with Faqu as the favorite here, Cole!  There's a lot of big guys in there, but none of them as tough as this guy!

COLE
Faqu is definitely a guy you have to look at, but don't count out this man, making his return to the ring!

"Come on God, Answer Me.
For Years, I've Been Asking You Why?
Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive?
Where is Justice? Where is Punishment?
. . . . . . . . . . .
Or Have You Already Answered?
Have You Already Said to the World,
Here is Justice. Here is Punishment.
Here....
In Me."

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q0907D3ATE][i]Punishment[/url][/i] by BIOHAZARD starts up, and the crowd goes crazy as Brock Ausstin walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and starts doing his "Happy Happy Hoss Dance~!"

BUFFER
[i]Making his return to the ring after a four-month absence..."THE CURRENT BIG THING" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i]

Brock stalks to the ring, then hops onto the apron, and jerks back on the ropes, causing pyro to explode from all four corners.  He then climbs into the ring and does his "Happy Happy Hoss Dance~!"

COLE
And all that's left is our one remaining surprise entrant.

COACH
It's not a surprise, Cole, it's the same goof who's a "surprise" in every battle royal we do!

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUqTu45Gl3U&feature=related][i]Black Sweat[/url][/i] hits, and DESTRUCTICITY in the form of MISTER Warrior comes storming down the aisle.  Buffer starts to make the announcement, but MISTER Warrior chases him out of the ring.

*DING DING DING*

MISTER Warrior runs to the ropes, and floors both members of the MCHG with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!  He then levels Spanish Fly with a roundhouse right!  Big chop for Cuban Wall!  He then delivers chops to Faqu, which have little effect.  Faqu grabs MISTER Warrior by the hair, and delivers a BIG headbutt, followed by a thrust kick, which sends MISTER Warrior backwards over the top to the floor!  The crowd boos the early elimination.

COACH
MISTER Warrior collecting his paycheck for the night!  Thanks for coming!

Warrior then lets out a big roar, before running back to the locker room.

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1st elimination: MISTER Warrior
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Faqu
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Faqu is jumped from behind by Mr. Boricua, as Vinny and Biff go to work on Denzel Spencer, with Tony watching on from the outside.

COLE
Well, I was told that Tony was a participant here, but he's hanging out on the outside!

COACH
Shades of George "The Animal" Steele at WrestleMania IV!

Reggie Lamont gives Denzel a hand, as Nathaniel Black and Felix Strutter slug it out in a corner.  Meanwhile, Deuce ducks a clothesline from Mr. Boricua, and hits a DROPKICK, sending Boricua backwards over the top to the floor!

COACH
Whoa!

COLE
And there goes one of the big ones already, Mr. Boricua gone!

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2nd elimination: Mr. Boricua
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Deuce Deuce Bigelow
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wall stomps away on Deuce on the mat, as Jumbo executes a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER on Vinny and Biff, then scoops Vinny up and dumps him over the top to the apron!  However, as he attempts to bend over and push him off, Tony reaches up and grabs his shirt, pulling him to the floor!

COACH
:lol:

COLE
And Jumbo gone, courtesy of Tony from the floor!

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3rd elimination: Jumbo
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Tony Tourettes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jumbo gets to his feet, and begins to chase Tony around the ring!  Tony climbs inside, then runs to the other side and climbs over the top, then falls to the floor, eliminating himself!

COLE
And I guess Tony eliminated now, if he was ever in to begin with!

Jumbo chases Tony all the back into the locker room.

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4th elimination: Tony Tourettes
eliminated: Jumbo
eliminated by: himself
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Back to the ring, MEL and Spanish Fly hit Faqu and Brock Ausstin, respectively, with dropkicks, sending them backwards into each other, at which point they turn around and face off!

COACH
Oh, look at this staredown, Cole!

The crowd starts to eat it up, as Faqu throws his arms up as if to say "come on!"  The MCHG interjects themselves, and get tossed to the floor on opposite sides!

COLE
And both members of the Homewrecking Crew hit the showers!

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5th elimination: Rico de Janiero
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Faqu
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6th elimination: Sweet Lucius Soul
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Faqu and Brock then turn back to one another, and move in closer, until Cuban Wall attacks Brock from behind.  Reggie Lamont hammers away on Faqu, but Faqu shrugs it off and delivers a headbutt, then tosses Reggie to the floor!

COLE
Another one gone, Reggie Lamont!

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7th elimination: Reggie Lamont
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Faqu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Strutter lands right on top of Reggie, via a backdrop!

COLE
And now Felix eliminated!

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8th elimination: "After Hours" Felix Strutter
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Faqu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COACH
And Faqu on a roll here, looks like my prediction may be coming true, Cole!

Faqu grabs MEL and MARV by their heads, and delivers a MASSIVE headbutt, then tosses BOTH over the top at the same time!

COACH
WOW!

COLE
And Faqu IS rolling here!

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9th/10th elimination: The Christ Air Express
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Faqu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

On the other side of the ring, Biff and Vinny attempt a double suplex on Brock, but Brock blocks, then powers out, and clotheslines BOTH to the floor!

COLE
But not to be outdone, Brock Ausstin sends Panic at the Disco packing!

Fly attempts a flying bodypress, but Brock catches him, then moves him up to his shoulders, and executes an F-STUNNER-5 to the floor, right down on top of PATD!

COLE
A two-man show here in the 20-man battle royal!

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11th/12th elimination: Panic at the Disco
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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13th elimination: Spanish Fly
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin
Left in ring: Brock Ausstin, Cuban Wall, Denzel Spencer, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Faqu, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
And just like that, we're down to seven men left!

Wall drives a BIG BOOT~! into the face of Brock, as Black goes after Spencer, but gets attacked by O'Hara.  Meanwhile, Faqu and Deuce engage in a slugfest in a corner!

COLE
Two big guys going at it here, who's going to blink first?

Faqu gets the better of the slugfest, then scoops up Deuce for a big bodyslam!

COLE
And look at the power of the Samoan Wrecking Ball!

Faqu lets out a yell, as Denzel leaps HIGH off the top and catches him with a bodypress!

COACH
Wow, did you see how high he got, Cole?

Brock then grabs Denzel as he celebrates, and sets him up for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111, but Denzel slips behind Brock, then turns him around and grabs him around the neck, leaping up and putting his knees into his face, and falling back, driving them into Brock's face!

COLE
And a nice facebuster there, too!

Wall then grabs Spencer from behind and tosses him over the top, but Spencer hangs on, and skins the cat!  Wall sees this and makes his way over, but gets headscissored by Denzel!  Wall is upside down on the top rope, when Jamie O'Hara flies over with a seated dropkick, sending him to the floor!

COACH
Oh no!

COLE
Cuban Wall eliminated!  Down to six!

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14th elimination: Cuban Wall
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Denzel Spencer, Jamie O'Hara
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COACH
That's got to be an upset, Cole, I mean, Cuban Wall actually WON the Lethal Rumble match this year, he had to be a huge favorite coming into this!

COLE
Well Coach, as you know, anything can happen in one of these matches!

O'Hara goes after Faqu, but Faqu sends him to the apron!  He withstands a couple shots to Faqu, and fires some back!

COLE
Look at Jamie O'Hara fight here!

Faqu seems to be backed off a bit, but suddenly Black delivers a big running knee to O'Hara, sending him to the floor!

COACH
WHOA~!

COLE
And Nathaniel Black, with a BIG knee strike, eliminating Jamie O'Hara!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
15th elimination: Jamie O'Hara
eliminated: Cuban Wall (co)
eliminated by: Nathaniel Black
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COACH
Could be a big night for Cucaracha International here tonight!

Deuce hammers away on Faqu some more, as Black goes to work on Brock.  Deuce makes the mistake of trying to headbutt Faqu, and takes a thrust kick to the mush, sending him into the ropes, then Faqu charges in with a clothesline, sending Deuce to the floor!

COLE
Deuce is gone!  Faqu dominant here in this battle royal!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
16th elimination: Deuce Deuce Bigelow
eliminated: Mr. Boricua
eliminated by: Faqu
[b]Final Four:[/b] Brock Ausstin, Denzel Spencer, Faqu, Nathaniel Black
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COACH
Final Four time, baby!

Faqu and Black get together in a corner, while Spencer offers his partnership in the form of a handshake to Brock, who accepts.

COLE
And it looks like we're gonna tag off here!

The four men move in, and Black and Faqu swing first, Denzel and Brock duck, and deliver right hands!  Faqu and Brock brawl into a corner, while Denzel backs Black in and fires off rights, as the crowd counts along!

1!!!


2!!!


3!!!


4!!!


5!!!


6!!!


7!!!


8!!!

Faqu approaches the corner, having got the better of his slugfest, but Denzel senses him coming, and flies back with a bodypress!

COLE
Look at Denzel go!

However, Black makes his way over to Denzel, and pulls him off with the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111

COLE
Black with the crossface on Denzel Spencer!

Faqu gets to his feet, and lays the boots into the open Denzel, then, as Black releases the hold, gives Brock another stomp, before joining Black in tossing Denzel to the floor!

COLE
And Denzel Spencer, a great effort, but he is eliminated!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
17th elimination: Denzel Spencer
eliminated: Cuban Wall (co)
eliminated by: Faqu, Nathaniel Black
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
And now we're down to three!

COACH
And Brock is in big trouble!

Brock gets to his feet, and looks across at the smiling Black and at Faqu, who is ready for battle as always.

COLE
It's Brock Ausstin, in his return to the ring, in there against two members of Cucharacha Internacional!

COACH
Two of the reigning six-man tag champs, no less!

Black and Faqu move in on Brock, who begins throwing right hands at both men!

COLE
But look at Brock fight the odds!

However, Faqu interrupts with a thrust to the throat, then holds him for some big strikes from Black.

COLE
Brock wide open right now for Nate, who is known for his striking ability!

Faqu and Black then set Brock up on the ropes, and attempt to dump him!

COLE
And Brock could go right here!

However, Brock manages to deliver some big blows to the back of Faqu, and gets himself down, but Black rakes the eyes from behind.  Black then holds Brock for Faqu, who lays in some chops and a headbutt.  The two set up Brock on the ropes, and whip him across, but Brock ducks a clothesline, and floors them with a double clothesline of his own!

COLE
Brock right back once again!

Brock starts to deliver some rights to Black, then goes for a big right, but Black ducks...which allows Brock to see Faqu coming with a kick, which he ducks, and Faqu drills Black!

COACH
Oh no!

COLE
And Faqu flooring his own stablemate with that thrust kick!

Faqu looks down for a second, but Brock spins him around, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~!

COLE
BIG suplex from Brock, to the Samoan Wrecking Ball!

As Black works his way to his feet, Brock whips Faqu into a corner, but Faqu bounces right out, and hits him with a Vader-esque body attack!  Black then approaches Faqu...and slaps him right across the face!

COLE
Look at that!

COACH
Oh, come on, you guys!

Faqu stalks Black around the ring, then traps him in a corner, and executes two big headbutts!

COACH
I don't believe this!

Faqu then scoops Black up in a fireman's carry and tries to dump him, but Black goes to the eyes.  Black slides down, and Brock charges with a clothesline.  Black drops down, and Brock hits Faqu with the clothesline, sending him to the floor!

COLE
FAQU IS GONE!

COACH
Nooooo!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
18th elimination: Faqu
eliminated: MISTER Warrior, Rico de Janiero, Reggie Lamont, Felix Strutter, The Christ Air Express, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Denzel Spencer (co)
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin
left in ring: Brock Ausstin, Nathaniel Black
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The crowd cheers loudly, as Black ambushes Brock from behind, desperately throwing forearms and right hands, then backing into the ropes, and going for a clothesline...

...but Brock ducks, and lifts him for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111

...Black slips off, and goes for the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111

...but Brock spins out, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY, sending Black over the top, right onto Faqu on the floor!

COLE
THAT's IT!  Brock Ausstin has won the battle royal!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
19th elimination: Nathaniel Black
eliminated: Jamie O'Hara, Denzel Spencer (co)
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

******************************************************
WINNER: Brock Ausstin
eliminated: Sweet Lucius Soul, Panic at the Disco, Spanish Fly, Faqu, Nathaniel Black
******************************************************

Brock walks around the ring, clenching his fists out to the sides while letting out a big yell.

BUFFER
[i]The winner of the battle royal..."THE CURRENT BIG THING" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i]

COACH
I can't believe what just happened, Cole!  Cucuaracha Internacional looks like they have it under control, and then a little in-fighting costs them the match!

As Brock continues to celebrate, Faqu is trying to get back into the ring, as Black holds him back.  James Blonde also comes out in his street clothes to hold back the Samoan Wrecking Ball.

COLE
Faqu wants back in there, but the match is over now!  What a return by Brock Ausstin here at AngleSlam, the winner of the Riverwalk Invitational battle royal!

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