alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2008 Still haven't heard back from Zack, but for now here's the segment. COLE We're back here on HeldDOWN~!, and Maggie Nerdly is set to speak with Reject here in the middle of the ring! This should be most interesting! COACH Maggie brought some protection with her, too! We cut to the ring, where Maggie Nerdly is standing with three riot guards surrounding her. MAGGIE Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome one half of the OAOAST World tag team champions, REJECT! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyVek2OdBPM][i]Final Ride[/url][/i] by TRU hits, and Reject slowly makes his way through the curtains, holding a microphone. COLE And here comes Reject, this is his first interaction with Maggie since July 31, when he lost to Leon Rodez in the Money in the Bank quarterfinals! COACH And them ain't the bedroom eyes we saw from back then either, Cole! COLE Absolutely not, nothing but hatred in those eyes, directed at Maggie in the ring! Reject climbs into the ring, and stands close to the ropes. Maggie starts to speak, but Reject holds his hand up, cutting her off. REJECT You know, Mag, you amaze me. Even after the beating I gave your alleged "boyfriend" a few weeks ago...even after all the threats...even after putting your own sister in the hospital...now you brought your little swat team out here...it amazes me, the lengths you continue to go to get close to the R-Man. *crowd boos* MAGGIE Oh please, I am [i]so[/i] over you... REJECT Well, guess what? I'll [i]never[/i] be over you, Maggie. You'll never get rid of me. All the cops you bring with you, all the wrestlers you do favors for in exchange for trying to put me out...it doesn't matter. You'll never know it when I get to you. MAGGIE Well, this is off to a good start. Let me ask you about AngleSlam. You and Thunderkid defend your World tag team titles in a tables, ladders, and chairs match. *crowd cheers* REJECT Yeah, let's talk about something else. You know, there's a lot of bragging rights at stake this Sunday. You've got the Beverly Hills Blonds, representing the Enterprise. You've got D*LUX...those guys are tight with the In Crowd, hell, they're practically members through association with Leon. So I can't wait to take out some of this aggression on those four scrubs, and further establish the Deadly Alliance as the most powerful force in the wrestling universe. *crowd boos* REJECT But you know, Mag...I've got a hunch...I've got a feeling that that's not what you brought me out here to ask me. So, what exactly do you want? Maggie pauses for a few, then raises the mic. MAGGIE Did you happen to see what happened to Mackenzie DeCenzo last week? REJECT (shrugs) I didn't see it happen. I saw the aftermath. MAGGIE Would you happen to know [i]how[/i] this happened? REJECT How should I know? I saw it just like everyone else did, through a TV monitor. But having watched the show...I think it's obvious that the guy you're looking for, is a certain Metrosexual Monster representing the In Crowd. *crowd boos* REJECT Yeah, let it out, people! Typical Texans! Boo the greatest foursome in the history of wrestling, but you cheer for a sexual deviant like Bohemoth! *crowd cheers* COLE Oh yeah, look who's talking! COACH Shut up! MAGGIE I don't suppose said assault would be any connection to you hospitalizing my sister, or laying out Megan Skye last week, would it? REJECT No...I told you. If I had made this attack on Mackenzie DeCenzo...not only would I admit it to you right here...I would have made sure it was captured on camera in the first place. The crowd boos as Reject stares into the main camera. COLE That's sick, Coach. REJECT Kind of like this! Suddenly, Reject delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 to Maggie! COLE Wait a...NO! The riot guards, surprised, step over Maggie and panic, then face off with Reject. As this happens, the Christ Air Express rushes down to the ring! COLE And here come MEL and MARV to get their sister out of here... The CAE slides into the rin...only to be jumped by the riot guards! COLE And now the riot guards attacking MEL and MARV! What the fuck is going on here?! The riot guards then turn back to Reject, and remove their masks, revealing Thunderkid, Alfdogg, and Sandman9000! COACH :lol: COLE It's the Deadly Alliance! This is a damn setup! The camera then cuts backstage, to show the In-Crowd beating on their dressing room door, which has a forklift parked in front of it! COLE And there's nothing the In Crowd can do about this heinous assault! As Alf stomps away on MARV, TK holds back MEL for some rights from Sandman...while Reject hooks Maggie's legs, and applies the R-LOCK~!!!!!11111 COLE Oh, no! This is absurd! COACH Shut the fuck up, Cole! Maggie's had this coming for a long time, and Reject is about to unleash weeks of frustration onto her right here! Enjoy it! COLE ...enjoy it? What the fuck is wrong with you?!? Reject drops to the mat, and applies a body scissors in addition to the lock, as Maggie screams in pain and slaps the mat furiously. After several seconds of this, D*LUX comes rushing into the frey! COLE And here comes D*LUX, one of the opponents for TK and Reject this Sunday! Shayne jumps onto the back of TK, as Reject releases his hold on Maggie, but gets caught with right hands from Tyler! COLE Shayne and Tyler have come to even the odds! We cut backstage again, where a few officials have gathered around the forklift and are trying to move it from the door, with no luck. COACH Why don't one of those idiots just jump in it and drive it away from the door? COLE Well, my only guess is they either broke the key off in the lock, or put Super Glue in the lock, something to prevent anyone from starting it! An eight-man brawl ensues around the fallen Maggie in the ring, as Sandman drags MEL to the outside and tosses him into the steel steps! He then grabs a steel chair, and delivers a shot to the back of Shayne! COLE And now Sandman with a steel chair! Sandman then delivers a shot to the back of MARV, and one to the head of Tyler! Reject then grins as he makes his way back to Maggie, before re-applying the R-Lock! COLE And now Reject with the hold back on! Surely there's got to be someone who can stop this! After keeping the hold applied for several seconds longer, Reject releases, then yells at Sandman, before reaching his hand out for the chair. COLE Oh, no. I can only shudder to think what he's going to do with that. Reject grabs the chair, and sets it up around the head of Maggie. COLE Oh my GOD. Someone get out here, now! The remaining DA members hammer D*LUX and the CAE on the outside, as Reject climbs to the top rope. COACH Maggie's got no one left, Cole...this is the en... "THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP" [i]*DUN DUN*[/i] "...IS..." [i]*DUN*[/i] "...HERE!" COLE HEY! COACH :ph34r: The crowd ERUPTS as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anG9CbHsCIo][i]Know Your Role 2000[/url][/i] hits, and Reject gives a wide eyed look to the entryway as Tha Puerto Rican powerwalks through the curtains and towards the ring, trash-talking Reject on the way. PRL then runs the rest of the way to the ring, as Reject hops off the buckles, and goes for a clothesline, but PRL ducks, and starts delivering rights of his own! COLE The champ has come to save the day! PRL then backs up to mid-ring, does the "come on" motion to Reject until he's in position, and delivers SWEET CHIN MUSIC~!, sending Reject flying over the top to the floor! COLE BIG superkick, and Reject to the outside! TK slides in, and gets floored with a right hand, as D*LUX and the CAE have regained the advantage on the floor! Alf is sent into the steel steps, then D*LUX and the CAE slide inside, as TK slides out into the aisleway. The DA retreats up the aisle, as [i]Know Your Role 2000[/i] starts up again, and PRL stares down the aisle at the DA with his hands on his knees, and a member of D*LUX on each side, while MEL and MARV check on Maggie. The camera then focuses on Reject, midway up the aisle behind the others, with a big, evil smirk on his face. COACH It doesn't matter though, Cole! The U.S. basketball team got their redemption in China on Sunday, and tonight, Reject got his! COLE ...that's just a ludicrous comparison. I'm not even going to respond to that. COACH You just did! COLE Reject has struck again here tonight, this time finally getting to Maggie Nerdly, and who knows the damage that has been done here...folks, we've got to take a break right now, but we'll keep you up to date on this situation when we come back. D*LUX joins MEL and MARV in checking on Maggie, as we go to commercial. 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Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2008 Hey, alf is this what you wanted to be the opening segment or was it something else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2008 Well, this was going to be it, but KC tells me that a LG promo and Jade match need to come first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2008 (edited) Here's the second part of this, which KC will be finishing. This should come immediately after the previous segment, with a commercial in between. COLE Well folks, we're back, and if you're just joining us, Maggie Nerdly was helped out of the ring after a brutal assault by Reject... *replay shows as Cole continues to speak* COLE The supposed riot guards that were there to protect Maggie turned out to be the remaining members of the Deadly Alliance, who thwarted the attempts of Maggie brothers MEL and MARV as well as D*LUX to make a save as Reject continued his assault, until finally the World champion, Tha Puerto Rican, was able to help clear the ring! Cut backstage, where numerous superstars, such as Jumbo, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Denzel Spencer, and others, along with OAOAST officials are teaming up to move the forklift. COLE The In-Crowd was, and is still trapped in their dressing room by that forklift, as we see superstars now arriving to help move that forklift out from in front of the door, and it looks like it's going to go now! The crowd finally pulls the forklift from in front of the door, and Jamie O'Hara opens it. As soon as he does the four In Crowd members drag themselves out, looking mightly frustrated, especially Leon who brushes past everyone else to head off, presumably after Maggie. D*LUX get to him first though having come from the ring to help out. LEON What happened, where's Maggie? TYLER They're checking on her in the trainer's room. SHAYNE Yeah, MARV and MEL are with her. Hearing that, Leon doesn't seem quite so eager to go to her aide all of a sudden. ZACK Anyone got any idea who did this!? The assembled crowd of wrestlers all mumble and shake their heads. BO What do you mean 'who did this'? Take a wild guess. ZACK Well much as I'd love to take this up with Alf and co. right this second, we don't kno... BO Alf!? Forget Alf, I was talking about Moneymaker. ZACK What does Moneymaker have to do with it? BO Same thing he has to do with everything. ZACK Well if we're going on previous, it's just as likely to be Maddix and his crew. Listen, you guys keep your eyes open okay, I think it's pretty clear there's a whole lot of people out there that can't be trusted. I'm gonna try and find someone with access to the security cameras, get this thing cleared up before we... JUMBO Uh... Jumbo holds up the broken remnants of the hall's camera lying on the floor. SLY That might be a problem. ZACK Son of a... okay, forget it. We'll figure it out another way. LEON Look, it's pretty clear whoever it was, they were trying to keep me in there, not anyone else. So it's my problem. You guys were just, I dunno, 'accessories'. ZACK You're probably right. But we don't know that. Not for sure. Besides, if they're locking the In Crowd in their locker room, it's an In Crowd problem. Look, you just go check on Maggie okay? Leon sighs and jogs off, leaving Zack, Sly and Bo to shake their heads at the situation they've found themselves in. COACH Jeez, what a bunch of drama queens. Somebody parks in front of their door by mistake and they have to turn it into some sort of murder mystery or something! COLE Well I guess it goes to show just how volatile this situation is getting with all of these elitre groups in the OAOAST, all trying to claim dominance over the other... nobody can trust anybody anymore! COACH That's all well and good, but suggesting Mr. Moneymaker would have something to do with it? Or Landon Maddix? That's slander where I come from! COLE You mean Kansas? COACH Exactly! Edited August 27, 2008 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
