alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2008 The first two can go anywhere (after what's already been posted), the last one needs to go immediately before the main event. (PRL doesn't write Coach into his matches, and this segment will explain why he's not out there.) Cut backstage, where Vinny Valentine and Biff Atlas sit in their locker room. VINNY Yo Biffster, it's about time to get Magic like a Johnson! You with us? Vinny sprinkles some stuff onto his index finger, and raises it up to Biff's face, which causes Biff to back away. BIFF I don't do that stuff, Vinny! Biff opens the door, just as Tony is taking a swig of vodka, and hits Tony, causing him to spill some on his shirt. TONY ASSHOLE! YOU MADE ME SPILL! BIFF Well, ex-cuuuuuuuuuse me, princess! TONY I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK! Biff walks out of the room, and Tony walks in, followed by the Burrough Boys and a gang of other wrestlers. Vinny and the BB's exchange pleasantries, and everyone begins to get in the festive mood, as we go back to Sofa Central. Cut backstage, where Reject talks with Alfdogg. REJECT Things are crazy around here! I've got announcers attacking me, Josie sticking mystery opponents in on us...what's going on here? I'm sick of getting disrespected like this. Alf takes his time to respond. ALF I know how you feel, R-Man. And I'm sick of it, too. REJECT I mean, why isn't the message getting across? No matter what we do. And then Bohemoth goes and tears some girl's dress up a little bit, and he's all over the news, people coming out of the woodwork to make excuses for him. ALF Well, to be fair, he did RAPE a girl. That's probably deserving of some coverage. *crowd boos* ALF But I get your point. REJECT I mean, it's like no one pays attention to the Deadly Alliance anymore. ALF Hey. Alf turns and looks at Reject. ALF Don't worry about it. Okay? I know the night's not going well for us...but people [i]will[/i] take notice of the Deadly Alliance again. And it starts TONIGHT. Alf looks at Reject, and gives a sly grin as he walks off, which Reject reciprocates. *back to Sofa Central* COLE What does he mean by that? COACH I don't know, but you can bet it'll be something to remember coming from Alf and the Deadly Alliance! COLE Well folks, our main event is up next, with Brickston challenging the World champion, Tha Puerto Rican, in a 60-minute Iron Man match! This should be a classic confrontation, Coach. Cole turns to Coach, but finds only his empty chair. COLE ...Coach? The camera then catches Coach sprinting halfway down the aisle, before cutting to the back, to a smoke-filled locker room, where Vinny Valentine, Tony Tourettes, Jumbo, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Felix Strutter, the Burrough Boys, and the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew stand in a big circle, arms around one another, moving back and forth. GROUP AS DAYYYYYYYYYS GOOOOOOOOOOO BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TONY WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE WITH HAPPINESS! GROUP AS DAYYYYYYYYYS GOOOOOOOOOOO BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY At that point, Coach bursts in the door, and jumps in the middle of the circle. COACH THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU! ROOM FOR ME! FOR GENTLE HEARTS AN OPPORTUNITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Everyone has a weird look at first, but welcome Coach into the circle, as he joins arms with Vinny and Sweet Lucius Soul. GROUP AS DAYYYYYYYYYS GOOOOOOOOOOO BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TONY IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE OF THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! The group finishes off the piano and violin portions of the song by saying "da da da" to the tune of the song, as Tony jumps in the middle of the circle and pumps his fists in the air. The group then converges and starts to cheer, as Coach gets a joint from Vinny. COACH Hold on, how about this one? Coach urges the circle back together. COACH WHEN THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRLD NEVER SEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS GROUP TO BE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING UP TO YOUR DREAMS, SUDDENLY YOU'RE FINDING OUT, THE FACTS OF LIFE ARE ALL ABOUT YOU! YOUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUU As the groups continues to sing, the camera cuts back out to Michael Cole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
