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Guest Doomsault

Has anyone taken any self defense classes or combat training or anything like that?

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Guest One Bad Apple
Has anyone taken any self defense classes or combat training or anything like that?

I took a Krav Maga class last week, but it was only to crush the instructor into powder with a series of devastating techniques, all designed with the sole purpose of making him look like a pussy in front of a decent-sized group of people. And crushing him into powder. Definitely that, too.

 

So worth the 25 dollars.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

It would have been really impressive if you snorted the guy after reducing him to powder.

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Guest J*ingus

Yeah, I've taken a few different courses over the years, mostly variations on Wado-Ryu karate with a little jiu-jitsu and eye-gouging thrown in.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I pioneered the SSM style. Not surface-to-surface missile, no. Spoon's Suicidal Masochism. I use my ability to absorb and (to an extent) enjoy pain in order to utilize my entire body as a weapon, no matter what position I'm in, I'm constantly at least flailing to get an advantage. People don't expect an enziguri when they grab your foot, or you to hit yourself with something to stun them and then hit them with it.

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Guest Ripper

I'm not sure what you would call it, but in every fight I have ever had, I enjoy taking what ever is swung at me and bending it the wrong way...its effective...And fun. Eventullaly they will stop swinging. And as time goes on, you get really fast at it and it looks like you have training in something. Attack the joints, young ones, attack the joints.

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Guest One Bad Apple
It would have been really impressive if you snorted the guy after reducing him to powder.

People don't respect cocaine.

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Guest justsoyouknow

I have a black belt in Chinese Kenpo, but that's about it. I got a sword...it's pretty damn cool. I really haven't been in that many fights though, which is disappointing.

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