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Guest Doomsault
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Has anyone taken any self defense classes or combat training or anything like that?

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Unless amateur wrestling counts, then no for me.

Guest One Bad Apple
Posted
Has anyone taken any self defense classes or combat training or anything like that?

I took a Krav Maga class last week, but it was only to crush the instructor into powder with a series of devastating techniques, all designed with the sole purpose of making him look like a pussy in front of a decent-sized group of people. And crushing him into powder. Definitely that, too.

 

So worth the 25 dollars.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

It would have been really impressive if you snorted the guy after reducing him to powder.

Guest J*ingus
Posted

Yeah, I've taken a few different courses over the years, mostly variations on Wado-Ryu karate with a little jiu-jitsu and eye-gouging thrown in.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I pioneered the SSM style. Not surface-to-surface missile, no. Spoon's Suicidal Masochism. I use my ability to absorb and (to an extent) enjoy pain in order to utilize my entire body as a weapon, no matter what position I'm in, I'm constantly at least flailing to get an advantage. People don't expect an enziguri when they grab your foot, or you to hit yourself with something to stun them and then hit them with it.

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

Muy Thai and a little Jiu-Jitsu for me.

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

Tae Kwon Do, Kenpo, and Boxing/Kickboxing classes.

Guest Ripper
Posted

I'm not sure what you would call it, but in every fight I have ever had, I enjoy taking what ever is swung at me and bending it the wrong way...its effective...And fun. Eventullaly they will stop swinging. And as time goes on, you get really fast at it and it looks like you have training in something. Attack the joints, young ones, attack the joints.

Guest One Bad Apple
Posted
It would have been really impressive if you snorted the guy after reducing him to powder.

People don't respect cocaine.

Guest justsoyouknow
Posted

I have a black belt in Chinese Kenpo, but that's about it. I got a sword...it's pretty damn cool. I really haven't been in that many fights though, which is disappointing.

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