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Name: Biff Atlas

 

Nicknames: Nothing complimentary.

 

Age: 28

 

Height: 5'10

 

Weight: 220lbs

 

Hometown: Venice Beach, CA

 

Alignment: Heel.

 

Stable Affiliation: None

 

Wrestling style: Power-based

 

Theme music: Men Without Hats, "The Safety Dance"

 

Entrance Style: Biff makes very sure not to trip over any cables or upturned edges of ringside mats on his way to the ring and will usually find something that violates his idea of safety to complain about along the way.

 

Ring attire: Aquamarine blue shorts with a picture of the globe on the BUTT and the word 'ATLAS' written across it in deep red lettering. A teeny-tiny hula skirt which he usually removes before a match, ankle vine bracelets which he doesn't.

 

During his matches, should danger present itself, Biff may produce an item of protective clothing or equipment that may or may not prove useful in his match. Not all of it is strictly legal in a wrestling match, but as Biff will protest, wrestling isn't very safe without it.

 

 

Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2):

SCV (Safety Code Violation)- DVD into Michinoku Driver

Safetysault- Moonsault. Least successful finisher ever. If he ever actually hits this, expect hell to freeze over. Irony is, it's not very safe at all.

 

Signature Moves:

OHSAA Approved Powerbomb- Running Powerbomb

Caution, Big Drop Ahead- Full Nelson lifted into a faceplant

NO RUNNING!- Big Spear on a running opponent

Always Wear Safety Goggles- Running High Knee

Bottom Rope Big Splash (because the middle rope is too dangerous)

Canadian Backbreaker

Side Belly To Belly Suplex

Spinning Wheel Kick

 

Basic moveset:

Nothing super flashy. Very safe. Loves to use clotheslines.

 

 

Manager/valet/sidekick: None.

 

Catchphrases/Trademark gestures:

"Better to be safe than you!"

"Safety first"

 

 

History/Background/Career Highlights:

Biff Atlas arrived in the OAOAST as one half of Nutrition's Real Gurus, the team you loved to be indifferent about. The merchandise-hocking duo experienced minimal success, failing in feuds with The Sk8ter Boiz and The Beverly Hills Blonds, never even making it on PPV as a team. The lack of success took it's toll and once their manager Mackenzie DeCenzo ditched the team due to their apparant incompetence, the writing was on the wall. Flex Phillips was eventually let go by the company in early 2007, but Biff managed to successfully beg for earn a new contract, mainly due to his cult status with the fans, some of whom had taken the sometimes hapless Biff to heart. Everybody loves an underdog, after all.

 

Now free from the NRG name, Biff faces life as a solo wrestler and with a new identity. Turning his back on the life of a 'professional' fitness guru, Biff has now embraced a more worthy cause- informing the wrestling world of the perils of Global Warming! The keen environmentalist (that explains the hula skirt... actually, wait, no it doesn't) now has a purpose in life and a message to send. Will it bring him success in the ring? What do you think?

 

Well, were you right? Struggling to get his message across, Biff's passion for the planet took a backstep when he suffered an accident backstage at an OAOAST show due to a stray television cable. Biff realised that personal safety was an issue much closer to home than global safety and has decided to make sure others don't befall the same fate he did by appointing himself Health And Safety Officer of the OAOAST and vowing to make the OAOAST a safer working environment. And the only way to do this is to show people how unsafe wrestling can be... the hard way! Will it bring him success in the ring? What do you think?

 

 

 

The OAOAST wishes Flex Phillips well in his future endeavours.

Edited June 18, 2008 by King Cucaracha