Another Attempt At Yahoo Chat.

[Guest AP Newswire]

CLEVELAND -- Today in this mecca of rock and roll, a dispatch from the Maximum Proconsul arrived in the offices of the city's Nessun Dorma. It read as follows:

 

"Greetings from Melbourne. I am currently en route back to the State after an incredible Sophie concert. Supreme General Flyboy wasn't too outwardly fond of Ms. Ellis-Bextor other than her cleavage, but I caught him tapping his toe to some of her songs, even lip-synching the choruses near the end of the concert.

 

Anyways, tomorrow night after Raw in the very city this message is being sent to, there will be another attempt at Yahoo voice chat, open to State and non-State members. It will center on King of the Ring and Raw, as well as whatever else comes up. It will be considerably better than our first attempt, and will tide us over until SmarkRadio is established, where I expect to establish a wildly successful block of programming to be called 'Kotzenjunge's Dancetoberfest.'

 

Anyways, have this news go out over the wires to all Smarks who wish to join the broadcast/chat session. It will go for an undetermined length of time, and begin around 11:30 EST. People on the west coast are discouraged from participating, so as not to have the show spoiled.

 

Murdering on the Dancefloor(Sophie song, "Murder on the Dancefloor"),

 

Maximum Proconsul Kotzenjunge"

 

The broadcast/chat is expected to generate a good number of participants, after the first attempt had seven people at its peak and only the Maximum and Assistant Proconsuls doing any talking.

 

The Maximum Proconsul is expected to beatbox as well, a treat for all.

 

(report written by Kotzenjunge)

[Guest Incandenza]

Will this chat be archived in anyway, so that others can enjoy it after the fact?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

can i be a part without having voice chat...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yahoo, as far as I know, does not allow archiving. I suppose someone could copy and paste.

 

And yes, you're allowed to still type and stuff, geesh.

[Guest Flyboy]

Bump, bump, bump!

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

kotz: sophie ellis bextor??? what the fuck are you thinking!!!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey, I'm HUGE Sophie and Kylie marks. I had an Australian 'net girlfriend for a while, got me hooked on them. She lived in Perth. Where you from?

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

im from melbourne, and for me, kylie minogue is the antichrist, she is everywhere and fucking annoying.

as for sophie, i dunno she just seems ghostly pale, and her song was *way* overplayed, and her new one is pretty shitty.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(snarl) I happen to like the pale. Also, I'm surprised my computer hasn't worn out from playing that song so many times. None of her albums are available in stores here and I don't trust the internet.

 

And DON'T DARE SAY A MALIGNANT THING ABOUT KYLIE!!!! I made a beeline from school the day her album came out over here to buy her album, and I like her older stuff as well.

 

Can't we all EMBRACE THE POP~! ?

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

haha, but you dont have to live with the saturation kylie-bombing of all forms of popular media. it gets a little much. each to their own i guess.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, us Americans have probably only gotten 1/20 of the exposure to her. I'd love it, though I'm almost certain not many other people would.

 

(sniffle) It's so hard being a male POP~! fan.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

i bet it is, i bet it is.

 

hell, you guys can have *all* of the kylie adverts and current affairs stories, she is as stale as a face hhh here right now.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

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