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For no apparent reason, we go on location to a nearby mall.  The cameraman walks into the arcade, and focuses on a four-player driving game, which has a group of kids gathered around watching the action.

KID
Go, go!

ANOTHER KID
Aw, he's gonna pass him!

After about 30 more seconds of this, the group starts cheering, then Waldo hops out of his seat.

WALDO
Yeeeeah, I just whooped that as AGAIN, son!

Luther then steps out of his seat next to Waldo, followed by Mariano and Quincy.

WALDO
Three times in a ROW, son!

LUTHER (slaps Waldo's finger from his face)
Fuck off me, wit' yo punk ass.

QUINCY
Yo, I'm bout ta shoot some fuckin' cowboys n' shit!

LUTHER
Aw, snap!

Quincy and Luther grab the guns and begin to shoot at the arcade console, while Waldo shoves a teenager away from a Tekken console.

WALDO
Get yo wack ass outta here!  Fuck you know about Tekken?  Shit.

Mariano joins him, and the two begin to fight, as the camera pans over to Vinny Valentine and Tony Tourettes walking into the arcade.

TONY
HOLY SHIT!

The arcade grows silent, as Tony rushes over to the pool table, grabbing a cue and tossing it at an unsuspecting Vinny, hitting him in the side of the face.

TONY
RACK 'EM UP, BITCH!

As Vinny sets up the rack, Tony spots Luther focused on his shooting game, and uses the pool cue to push his elbow, throwing him off.  He then turns and looks up at the ceiling as Luther looks over at him.

LUTHER
Motha fucka!  Here you jus standin' there, starin' at da ceiling, and people comin' along hittin' my arms n' shit!  You gotta watch my back, dog!

Tony then pulls a beer out of his pocket, and begins drinking it.  He then shoves Tony out of the way as he's lining up his shot.

TONY
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!  I BREAK!

As Tony sets up to break, Luther walks over and shoves the back of his arm with his foot.

TONY
SHIT!  ASSHOLE!  (takes a drink)  GET YOUR PENIS BREATH OUT OF MY FACE, PENIS BREATH!

An employee walks up.

EMPLOYEE
You can't have alcohol in here, sir.

TONY
FUCK YOU!

EMPLOYEE
Give me the drink, or I'll have to call security.

TONY
FUCK THOSE RENT-A-COP FAGGOTS, TOO!  I'LL EAT ALL THEIR FUCKIN' DONUTS!

The employee then tries to take the beer from Tony.  Wrong move, as Tony picks the employee up in a fireman's carry and drops him forward onto the pool table.  Waldo, seeing the skirmish, abandons his DDR game and jumps, literally, on top of the pile.  The rest of the Burrough Boys and several teenaged/young adult onlookers get involved, and a big brawl breaks out.  Vinny stands and watches as Tony suddenly emerges from the heap, having re-attained his beer along the way.  He takes a drink.

TONY
FUCK THIS PLACE!  Let's get out of here!

Tony then tosses the beer can right onto the head of the employee, which is sticking out of the pile, then Vinny and Biff exit the arcade.

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