Guest muzanisa Report post Posted June 24, 2002 Interview with the Snake over the weekend. I know that you always have to take wrestler anecdotes with a large pinch of salt but this one was quite funny. When Jake walked into the locker room after being hired for his last run in the WWF, the Kliq were there and HHH said aren't you to old to be wrestling? Jake told him he was marked and Shawn refused to back up HHH. A few months later they're having a match, Jake puts his index finger up Hunters arse , then another and then gets him to lick it clean. The guy is seriously mental though. Still his ideas for the WWE sounded a lot better than what the writers are coming up with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted June 24, 2002 Would HHH actually let a man put two fingers up his ass then lick it clean? Jake needs some help.....or some more crack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Son of Sting Report post Posted June 24, 2002 Why on earth would Jake want to stick his fingers up HHH arse? I dont think HHH would really be afraid of Jake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted June 24, 2002 I think everyone would be afraid of Jake. Crazy people are scary. Besides from what I read that is pretty standard wrestler behaviour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Son of Sting Report post Posted June 24, 2002 I dont know if i beleive the story, it kind of smells of bullshit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted June 24, 2002 Was Jake slurring his words when he told this story? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Son of Sting Report post Posted June 24, 2002 Did Hunter do this by his own free will? or did Jake force him? Shawn not helping HHH doesnt surprise me. What else did he say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted June 24, 2002 HHH eats shit according to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted June 24, 2002 For some reason, I'm having doubts that Jake would even be strong enough to force Hunter to do anything like that. Well, maybe he could stick a finger in Hunter's ass, but to slam the fingers in his mouth and make him lick them? I think Jake is confusing Hunter with his crack dealer again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted June 24, 2002 It was a great interview, Jake sounded sober but "damaged" kind of like Ozzy. Hates Vince, took a lot of the credit for Austin 3:16. Said he was writing for the WWF but left when they asked him to up his wrestling schedule when Shawn got injured. Said that he wanted nothing to do with Austin until he gets therarpy. Told about being raped by his dad and how that fucked him up for life, and so he hates men who abuse women and kids. Told how he got stretched to shit in his first match and how his dad put him down for it. Said that he's heard the Rock has now got an ego on him. Cut a promo on Savage and descibred how the Cobra got caught in his arm at Tuesday in Texas (he does a really good Savage imitation). Told a story about Mark callaway joining the WWF and wanting to hang with him because he knew the best strip joints and how Mark ended up with alcohol poisoning a couple of weeks later. promoted his own school, said that Angle was being totally wasted and how they wouldn't even do the wig thing right because they'll show him bald (and they have). He talked for about an hour and answered callers questions. He sounds psycho, but that isn't really surprising with his upbringing. Oh and he made Hunter eat the shit with the help of the ref. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted June 24, 2002 How the Hell would he be able to get his fingers in Hunter's ass during a match without the crowd seeing it? I mean, Triple H was still wearing the long wrestling pants back then, so I doubt he stuck his hand down the back of his pants without the crowd seeing this. That's just sick and shows how much of an idiot Jake Roberts is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted June 24, 2002 The Rock is now jealous of Jake Roberts? Is he serious? Oh, and the question we should ask is, if Jake did put his finger up HHH's ass, did he like it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FakeRazor Report post Posted June 24, 2002 I just want to point out how fucking funny it looked when I logged in and it said: The SmartMarks Latest News: Hhh eats shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jester Report post Posted June 24, 2002 Ok, I may be a hhhater but even I am not so far gone to fall for this one. I'm afraid I'm going to need more than Jake's say-so before I buy it. I still think monster unstoppable face HHH sucks though. jester Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted June 24, 2002 My own view is that all wrestler stories should not be believed, unless you really want to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BookerTman Report post Posted June 24, 2002 That's fucked up. Jake is fucked up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted June 24, 2002 promoted his own school Would you go to a Jake "The Snake" wrestling school? One day I'm sure Jake would go over "How to score crack from an indy promoter". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spicy McHaggis Report post Posted June 24, 2002 I dont know if i beleive the story, it kind of smells of bullshit. Well... "HHH-shit" to be exact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted June 24, 2002 If you are taking what Jake says seriously you need to have your head examined. The man has the crediblility of Terry Funk saying he's going to finally retire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted June 24, 2002 And I only thought Triple H ate shit figuratively! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted June 24, 2002 Oh and I don't believe it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Perfect Plex Report post Posted June 24, 2002 Well all right! Now all the HHHaters have a spokesman! And a damn reliable one, at that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jimmy no nose Report post Posted June 24, 2002 BREAKING NEWS: Jake Roberts likes to finger Triple H's bumhole. Make sure everyone knows it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anubis Puppet Report post Posted June 24, 2002 The thought of HHH getting sodomized makes me laugh. Bring on Bradshaw! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted June 24, 2002 ohh yeah, that story is believable all right. hit that pipe again jake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted June 24, 2002 fucking good interview though as for the school I'd go for the psychology and interview days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted June 24, 2002 I think Andre stepped on Jake's head one to many times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nezbyte Report post Posted June 24, 2002 If you are taking what Jake says seriously you need to have your head examined. The man has the crediblility of Terry Funk saying he's going to finally retire. He retired in '82. WHAT?! That old fuck's still WRESTLING?! Holy SHIT! People always leave me out when these things happen... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted June 24, 2002 Can you post where you got the interview from please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted June 24, 2002 The thought of HHH getting sodomized makes me laugh. Bring on Bradshaw! ANd sinse HHH is always covered in Baby oil Bradshaw won't even need to make a special trip to the store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
