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Guest Fook_Hing_Ho
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What about Regal beating Stasiak on raw a few weeks ago?

 

Stasiak charges into the ring, right into Regal's brass knucks and gets pinned. Greatest squash ever.

 

Chris Jericho vs. Taz on raw a few weeks before SS 01.

 

About 20 seconds in, Jericho gets the lionsault and the win. I was like "What the fuck? That's it?"

 

And of course, the classic squash: King Kong Bundy vs. S.D. Jones at WM1.

Bundy just crushes him in 9 seconds for the easy win.

Guest Human Fly
Posted

The Rock v. Big Bossman at Survivor Series '98 always cracked me up. It was Bossman's second match and he had already been eliminated once. and JR was like: "THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! McMAHON IS STACKING THE DECK!!" and then Rock rolled up Bossman as soon as he came in the ring. Match time was maybe 4 seconds.

 

Also on that show we got the classic Mankind - Duane Gill showdown.

Guest dreamer420
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And of course, the classic squash: King Kong Bundy vs. S.D. Jones at WM1.

Bundy just crushes him in 9 seconds for the easy win.

damn, i was going to mention this one. gorilla puts it over a nine second victory but I think it's somewhere closer to 20 seconds. jones' interview before the match actually lasts longer than his actual match.

Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate
Posted

Just watched the HTM-Warrior match...the best squash I've ever seen, and to think they spent all those months building up to it. I'm just wondering if anybody knows if the original plan was for HTM to drop the title to Warrior, or if they didn't know who he'd lose it to when they gave him the belt?

Guest nWoScorpion
Posted

PIllman/Bunhouse Buck from the US Title Tourny in 1995, Angle/Raven ECW rules from 2001, Dynamite/Volkoff from the wrestling classic, Warrior/Andre in house shows. Hulk Hogan vs. anyone.

Guest dreamer420
Posted

also the hart foundation vs. the bolsheviks from wrestlemania 6

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
Posted

Perrry Saturn vs Some Jobber last year on Jakked or Metal.

 

I found the Goldberg squashes enjoyable when he first started getting his push. He would come out with some really explosive moves that would make me mark out.

Guest saturnmark4life
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Perrry Saturn vs Some Jobber last year on Jakked or Metal.

 

I found the Goldberg squashes enjoyable when he first started getting his push. He would come out with some really explosive moves that would make me mark out.

Yes, yes. He would. He needs to team with kanyon, so they can just do stuff like total elimination without the factor of kronus being there to suck shit out of a monkey's ass whilst saturn does all the wrestling.

 

spike vs awesome from guilty as charged 00 was VERY cool.

Guest dreamer420
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spike vs awesome from guilty as charged 00 was VERY cool.

i wouldn't call this match a squash since it did go about 10 minutes and spike did manage to get some token offence in on awesome. it was more like a severe beating.

Guest Mr. Slim Citrus
Posted

Yes!

 

Harts vs. Bolsheiviks KFA!

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

i still think that the Goldberg ones were the best, because each match was a replica of the previous

Guest easye46
Posted
Ultimate Warrior murdering Honky Tonk Man at Summerslam. :D

best squash ever

Guest What?!
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Kurt Angle destroying Raven on Raw before Invasion. He tore Raven apart.

 

And a Goldberg over Glacier for the US Title squash just for the best spear I've ever seen. Glacier came off the ropes and Goldberg's body was perfectly horizontal when he nailed him.

Guest Your Olympic Hero
Posted

I liked Tazz's debut against Angle at Rumble 2000.

Guest papacita
Posted

I was in the crowd for that Jericho/Tazz squash...I've never been pissed more pissed off at a wrestling match. I damn near threw a tantrum in the stands....

 

Anyway...I'd mention Chyna/Ivory or the other squashes, but Chyna wasn't shit as Women's Champ, so I'll ignore them.

 

Warrior and HHH was one of my favorites. The worst I've seen was Lex Luger squashing the Giant at a Live Thunder that I feel asleep at. Stupid ass WCW. Stupid ass Luger! Stupid ass Ben Savage! I NEVER liked that guy!

Guest dreamer420
Posted

anyone versus spike dudley after he gets his two minutes of token offence in.

Guest Gomezticator
Posted

Taker beating the living hell out of HBK in the first ever Hell in the Cell at Badd Blood. UT just beat the living CRAP out of HBK in and out and around the cell before Kane debuted and tombstoned UT to give HBK the fluke win. Up to that point, it was the best squash I had ever seen.

Guest Incandenza
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Taker beating the living hell out of HBK in the first ever Hell in the Cell at Badd Blood. UT just beat the living CRAP out of HBK in and out and around the cell before Kane debuted and tombstoned UT to give HBK the fluke win. Up to that point, it was the best squash I had ever seen.

 

I was wondering about that. I've never seen the match myself, but everything I've read about it made it seem like a squash, which is odd, considering the countless number of people who've thrown 5-stars at it.

Guest dr deaf
Posted
When Steve Austin just beat the shit out of Spike Dudley after Austin had him sign that match petition, and Austin made fun of Molly. Austin was beginning to form that whole Psychotic Rattlesnake persona perfectly, and he looked like a psychopath beating the life out of Spike Dudley......

right around that same time I think my favorite was when he took cole and beat the living shit out of him. That was a beautiful punk out.

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
Posted

I wouldn't call the HIAC a squash, but it was a damn good match.

Guest JHawk
Posted

I'm dating myself, but there was one in 1987 or 1988 when "WCW" was simply the name of the Jim Crockett Promotions TBS show. It was The Midnight Express of Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane, and they beat the hell out of these two guys (who were fairly well-known jobbers, but I can't think of names) for about 8 minutes before finally getting the win. They literally ran through every offensive move they had without allowing more than some basic punches, kicks, and forearms. I wish I could remember the jobbers' names so I could find a tape of this one.

Guest Will Scarlet
Posted
It was The Midnight Express of Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane, and they beat the hell out of these two guys (who were fairly well-known jobbers, but I can't think of names)

 

Would you be talking about the Mulkeys? They are the only jobbers I have heard of from NWA.

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