alfdogg 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 *graphic* COLE World tag team titles on the line! Last chance for Team Heyross, they must leave Cleveland with the belts! [i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits, and Team Heyross makes their way out to thunderous applause. COLE And here they come, let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST World tag team championship! Making their way to the ring, the challengers...at a total combined weight of 485 pounds...three-time former tag team champions of the WORRRRRRRRRRRLD...the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAMMMMMMMMM HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Team Heyross stops in the aisle, and raises their arms, as their red, white, and blue pyro goes off behind them. They then make their way to the ring, climbing inside and posing on the buckles. They hop down, as [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and the crowd boos, as the lights go out, and yellow strobes and smoke fill the entryway. Thunderkid and Reject make their way through the smoke, and walk to the ring. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a total combined weight of 480 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance...the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST tag team champions of the WORRRRRRRLD...the team of THHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i] Reject is attired in a Yankees cap, and a Dallas Cowboys jersey, as the crowd boos. COLE And Reject obviously not trying to make any friends here in Cleveland. Reject makes his way to the timekeepers' table, and grabs a mic. REJECT What? If LeBron James can do it, why can't I? *crowd boos* COACH Ouch. TK and Reject climb into the ring, remove their belts, and ambush Team Heyross! *DING DING DING* COLE And we're underway! Reject pulls his cap and jersey off, then hammers away on Moss and TK on Benjamin, and whip them across the ring. Moss and Benjamin both duck clotheslines, and hit ones of their own! Team Heyross then hits stereo dropkicks, sending TK and Reject out to the floor on opposite sides! COLE Team Heyross ambushed from the outset, but a nice recovery, and now the champs are reeling! TK and Reject regroup on the floor, and then TK rolls inside, and Benjamin stays in for his team. They circle the ring, then tie up. Benjamin goes to an arm-wringer, which TK quickly reverses. COACH And I think Quentin Benjamin needs to get TK off his feet here! Benjamin rolls forward on the mat, then does a front handspring, and reverses the arm-wringer. COLE Great agility by Quentin Benjamin, and a nice reversal of the arm-wringer! Benjamin goes to a wristlock, then to a hammerlock, but TK is able to reverse. Benjamin reaches back around the head of TK, then flips over the back of TK and executes a reverse sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! TK charges after Benjamin, who drops down, then leapfrogs TK and catches him with an armdrag! Benjamin quickly applies a top wristlock, and drives knees into the arm. COLE And Benjamin able to do just what you said, Coach, he's keeping TK on the mat and sticking to his strengths, mat wrestlingand agility! COACH Yeah, but this one's a long way from over, Cole! TK gets to his feet, and Benjamin wrings the arm once again, then goes to a knuckle lock. COACH And he's making a mistake now! TK powers Benjamin down to the mat, and the referee counts... 1... 2... Benjamin gets a shoulder up, but is powered down again... 1... 2... Benjamin bridges up, then manages to power his way to his feet. COLE But look at Quentin show off some power here! Benjamin kicks one of his hands free, then runs to the ropes, jumps to the top, then springs off and catches TK in a HURRICANRANA~! COLE What a move by Quentin Benjamin! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin drags the dazed TK into his corner, then tags in Moss. COLE First tag of the match, and Charlie Moss in there for the challengers! Moss wrings the arm of TK, then hooks him in a front facelock, and lifts him for a vertical suplex, holding him in the air for a couple seconds, then falling back to the mat! COLE Nicely executed suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss whips TK into a corner, then charges, but TK moves out of the way! COACH Nobody home on that move, though! TK tags in Reject, who comes in and gets caught in a drop toe hold from Moss! COLE But he caught Reject, a nice recovery! Moss then drops an elbow to the back of the head, picks up Reject, and hooks him as the crowd eggs him on. COLE Double-arm suplex coming up! Moss delivers with a double-arm suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss tags in Benjamin, who climbs to the top rope, and hits a flying bodypress as Moss ducks down behind Reject! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Kickout, but Team Heyross is really in a groove now! Benjamin picks up Reject, and executes a backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin picks up Reject, but Reject delivers a shot to the gut, then rakes his eyes, then backs him into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COLE Reject coming back with some big chops! Reject then whips Benjamin across, but Benjamin springs over the top as Reject charges, then catches him coming back with a SUPERKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin grabs Reject in a side headlock, but Reject backs him into a corner. Reject shoves him off towards TK, who attempts to clothesline him from the apron, but Benjamin ducks, then catches TK and Reject with a double clothesline, knocking TK from the apron to the floor! COLE TK trying for the shot from the apron, but it backfired! Moss comes in after Reject, as the referee tries to separate them, while Benjamin goes for a PLANCHA~! on TK, who catches him in his arms! COACH Oh, he caught him! TK then rams Benjamin back-first into the ringpost! COLE And right into the steel ringpost goes Quentin Benjamin! TK then tosses Benjamin inside, and Reject covers... 1... 2... But Benjamin gets his foot on the bottom rope! COACH And saved by the ropes, just like PRL at AngleSlam! COLE Oh, don't start [i]that[/i] already. Reject chokes Benjamin on the mat, then tags in TK. TK whips Benjamin into the ropes, and catches him in a PRESS SLAM~! COACH Look at the power! The champs have it under control now! TK slams Benjamin to the mat, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK whips Benjamin into the corner, then goes over and taunts Moss, drawing him into the ring, as TK lifts up the legs of Benjamin while Reject chokes him on the ropes. COLE Mistake here by Moss, being drawn into the ring and allowing a double team to take place! TK tags Reject back in, and Reject backs Benjamin into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then pulls Benjamin out, and executes a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Benjamin and attempts a whip to the corner, but Benjamin reverses, and charges, but runs right into the foot of Reject! Reject then tags TK back in. TK sets up a vertical suplex, but Benjamin counters to a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Benjamin almost sneaking out with the belts right there! TK gets to his feet and drops an elbow to the back of the head of Benjamin, then tags Reject back in. Reject stomps away at Benjamin, then whips him into the ropes. Benjamin ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a spinning wheel kick! COACH Benjamin can't hold out here much longer, he's got to find some way to make a tag if they ever want to hold the belts again! Reject covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Benjamin, and whips him into a corner. He charges...but Benjamin gets a foot up! COLE This may be his chance right here! Benjamin follows up with a BULLDOG~! COLE And now is the time Quentin! Make the tag! As Benjamin scoots over to his corner, TK hops into the ring, but the referee intercepts him, as Benjamin MAKES THE TAG~! COLE And there's the tag! COACH No, no referee! Moss comes in and starts to grab Reject, but the referee forces him back to the corner as Moss pleads his case. COLE And the referee's back was turned, what a tough break for the challengers! TK picks up Benjamin, and executes a FALLAWAY SLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! TK tags Reject back in, and Reject sets up an Irish whip. Benjamin reverses, but gets sent to the mat with a shoulderblock! Reject runs to the ropes again as Benjamin turns to his stomach, then gets to his feet and catches Reject with a spinning wheel kick! COLE Look at this! 1... 2... But TK makes the save! Moss comes in to object, which allows TK and Reject to floor Benjamin with a double clothesline! COLE And another critical error by Moss, very uncharacteristic of Team Heyross! Reject covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject tags TK in, and TK grabs Benjamin in a hangman's hold. COACH Beginning of the end, Cole! Reject measures Benjamin, and lays a roundhouse kick to the midsection! Reject steps out, as TK covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But Quentin Benjamin isn't done yet! TK tags Reject back in, and the two set up an Irish whip into the corner. TK follows Benjamin in...but Benjamin catches him in a bulldog, and dropkicks Reject on the way down! COLE And Benjamin taking out both champs, and now he MUST tag! Benjamin rolls over to the ropes, and uses them to pull into his corner, and TAG MOSS! COLE And there's the tag! The referee saw that one! Moss hops in, and floors Reject with a clothesline, then does the same to TK! COLE Moss is a HOUSE AFIRE~! Moss scoops slams Reject, then TK! Moss whips Reject into the ropes, and executes a POWERSLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! TK saves! Benjamin crawls in and drills TK from behind, as Moss hammers Reject in a corner. TK hammers Benjamin in a corner, but Benjamin reverses an Irish whip out as Moss sends Reject in, and the champs collide! COLE The champs are losing it here! A Team Heyross double superkick sends TK reeling to the floor, then Team Heyross sizes up Reject, and hits the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! COLE The Double Goozle! COACH C'mon Reject, kick out! 1... 2... NO!!! Reject gets the shoulder up! Moss then walks over to the ropes, as Benjamin runs at him, and backdrops Benjamin over the top onto TK! COLE What a move that was! Benjamin then climbs to the top rope, as Moss positions himself underneath...just as they see Alfdogg jogging to ringside, then turn towards the aisle, and Moss executes the Rocket Launcher by tossing Benjamin to the outside onto Alf! COACH What the hell? COLE That was Alfdogg heading to the ring, and Team Heyross saw him coming! Moss then hits the STO BACKBREAKER~! on Reject, and starts to set up the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!111, when Sandman9000 comes through the crowd and slides into the ring! COLE And now Sandman9000 out here! Sandman and Moss engage in a slugfest as the referee is reprimanding TK and Benjamin on the outside, until Moss ducks a clothesline and sends Sandman to the floor with a superkick, then turns around...right into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COACH YES~! COLE The Eulogy from Reject! Don't let it end this way! The referee turns around, and counts... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT~! COACH :headbang: Benjamin chases Reject out of the ring, then drops down to check on Moss. BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...and STILL OAOAST World tag team champions...the team of THHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i] COLE A travesty here at Zero Hour, as Team Heyross now will not get another shot at the belts as long as they are in the possession of TK and Reject, and with Alf and Sandman watching their backs, who knows how long their reign will last? The Deadly Alliance celebrates in the aisle, as Benjamin sits on his knees in the ring, letting the facts sink in. COLE And you can see the disappointment setting in with Team Heyross now... Benjamin gets to his feet, and helps Moss up, as the fans begin to applaud Team Heyross. COLE But these fans here in Cleveland aren't disappointed with this team! COACH What do you expect, Cole, it's Cleveland! This city has been supporting losers for over four decades now, Team Heyross fits right in! COLE Will you stop it? Those two men in the ring are anything but losers, it's just a shame that this match couldn't have been contested without any outside interference! Team Heyross salutes the fans as they leave the ring. COLE Well, no matter what the result of this one, we're looking at two champions making their way to the back! The camera cuts backstage, to find "After Hours" Felix Strutter hanging from a bar doing upside down crunches. COLE And there is the former two-time Heartland champion, "After Hours" Felix Strutter, one of the six participants in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell later tonight! He was the last man eliminated last year, he's hoping this year he can be the last man standing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
